The performance is kind of all over the place HOWEVER there are a couple of dance moves that put the "Dancing with the Stars" dancers to shame. Like this one:
This guy THREW the girl into the air where she did a flip and he caught her. WHAT?!? If Penn did that she would've never come back down. By choice probably.
Ugh - more of the Jonas Brothers. OMG. They're SO BAD! Whiny voices cracking all over the place!! Shit! I'd rather watch Penn dance again. Or maybe he could just pile all three of these kids into that slicing machine from the night before. And the trannie kid barely moves his lips when he sings! Who taught him how to move his mouth when he sings - Priscilla?! However I do think it's hysterical that they give the ugliest brother as little face time as possible. He'll be thankful 10 years from now when he wants to pretend this whole thing never happened.
Luckily Cheryl and Louis show up with a kick ass dance number. It helps me choke down this number just a little bit. It finally ends - and not soon enough. AWFUL.
Samantha is backstage with a giddy Shannon and Adam - newly renewed. Adam makes a comment about Shannon and Derek being Stepford siblings - because they're both hot. Jimmy Kimmel is going to spin into a jealous rage when he finds out Adam's hitting on another man.
Tom then reveals that Marlee & Fabian and Kristi & Mark are the next safe couples. It gets narrowed down to Monica, MJW and Pricilla. Tom announces that the next safe couple is Pricilla and Louis. Keep chugging that Ensure, Pri!
The judges give their last thoughts on MJW and Monica. Len compliments MJW on her enthusiasm and Bruno says--- oh - not enough time - Tom cuts him off. Time management people! Tom announces that... Monica and Jonathon are going home!!! Get ready for the tears!! But wait - what's this?!?
A SMILE!! Roboto finally learned to smile!!! All is not lost!!! "Dancing with the Stars" really does make the world a better place!!!
We leave everyone as the axed couples slow dance very awkwardly. Sad, sweet and tragic. I love this show.
So what's everyone think?! Who's gonna take the lead Monday night? Will the Yamaguchinator still rule?! Will Guttenberg become the next Penn?! Will Chubbers show everyone up with a triple salchow?! Or just chow chow?! DISH IT
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Comments (2)
Great commentary! Only comments are:
-Judging/Elimination is 50% judges' scores, and 50% viewer votes
-Did you mean Julianne Hough? Who is Shannon?
1 of 2 | Posted by oodle_noodle | Posted on March 31, 2008 6:24 PM
Oops, duh, I know who Shannon is.....
2 of 2 | Posted by oodle_noodle | Posted on March 31, 2008 6:28 PM