BUT Jo has to go with her heart and her heart is pulling her in another direction. Chris cuts her off, saying "Don't say it - just give me a hug." He hugs her and walks away and I have to say that's not a bad way to make an exit. Chris says that he's really sad; he really liked Jo and thought they could have something together, but he knows that the right girl is out there for him somewhere. Good luck with that, Chris.

And here comes Lucas. And here comes another speech. Jo's had nothing but laughs and fun with Lucas, she always has an amazing time with him and they can play around with each other. You know, basically all the deep stuff that lasting love is built on. Jo says she has flaws, but Lucas embraces her flaws. And here's the line we've all been waiting for. "I think we should be more than friends. I pick you."

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"We're going to have so much CUTE fun!"

Take that, Slade! Jo picked Lucas! Despite you being the bigger man and despite your past with Jo and despite National Smiley Day! We have a winner! Date My Ex has resulted in the loving union of two wonderful people! Lucas tells us how lucky he is to win this incredible woman and Jo says she followed her heart. She tells us she's going to take Lucas to Hawaii and she wants to see what happens. Well I am on the edge of my seat, how about you? The girls join them with congratulations and more alcohol and... finally we are done!

So what do you think? Is this real? Has Jo actually chosen herself a new boyfriend? Well, wonder no longer, beloved readers. I have the answer straight from the horse's mouth! It seems that Lucas has his own little blog on the inter-highway and I have visited said blog. Here is a direct quote from our lucky winner himself: "Currently, Jo De La Rosa and myself are not dating and we didn't go to Hawaii." Aw, you mean Jo didn't even make good on her parting promise? And it's been what, like five minutes since shooting wrapped? What a disappointing shame for one and all! For more on this charming dynamo, you too can visit his blog by clicking here. But I must forewarn you - it's mostly about Lucas and his Best Boyfriend Forever, Chris.

Also, Bravo is whoring Jo's music video on their website, which I will not link to because I just can not condone that. You are on your own there.

At long last we are free of Date My Ex! Again, I sincerely appreciate everyone who read and commented on this nightmare of a show. It's been a ridiculous ride, but I've had a blast. Can't wait to hear what you think of the finale!

Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta


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Comments (9)

lexxi1129:

Is this show STILL on? Seriously?

lexxi1129:

Oh - its the last one. Thank God!

Honey Gangsta, I applaud you for recapping such a horrible show.

Anonymous:

Can we please all pray that they don't do this next season with Jo trying to find someone for Slade???

Mamablanks:

Jo needs to take a step back on the tanning. Her skin is the color of tree bark.

renata:

Honey, great job. You survived, and we with you.
I still can't believe that Bravo made a show about this dumb ho, but who am I to censure them - I'm the idiot who actually watched it!
It is really unbelievable how dumb this girl is. When she was in San Diego with Chris, she proudly told us that they went to the 'BUFFALLO park'. I almost died laughing. It is 'BALBOA park', but apparently she was too busy thinking about making out with the guys (or too drunk already) to read her queue card properly.
Isn't it amazing how much alcohol she can consume? Oh, now I understand why she is whoring herself out for the 15 seconds of fame - because those are her last days to do it. In a couple of years she will look and sound like an old hag who spent her life dancing on the pole inhaling smoke and alcohol fumes.
I knew last week she was not going to pick Chris. It was her little revange for the show producers making her beg him on her knees to stay. When she was begging him, it was written all over her face and in her eyes that he will pay for her humiliation.
I can't say I wish both guys well, since they are obviously idiots - simply by the virtue of coming on this ho-show, but I do not have any ill will towards them. Jo-Ho and Slade-Duchebag are a different story - if they fall off the face of the Earth tomorrow it will not come too soon. They have absolutely nothing to offer human race, and they totally deserve each other. It would be a real unjustice for either of them to be sprang on a 'normal'person. So hopefully they are aleady back together, like they planned from the beginning, and maybe with the money that Bravo gave them they will move to some fucking island in the middle of the Atlantic that lies in the path of all the future hurricaces. Let Mother Nature take care of them.
Alleluja, I'm delighted this crap is O-V-E-R!. Love you honey Gangsta, see ya on your other recaps.

Fart_Storm:

best show ever filmed. In history.

pyper:

I am so happy this dribble is over with ! She is a real winner.. or whiner..
I found myself watching this train wreck in secret, as I could not admit to ANYONE I actually caught some of these episodes. If you noticed, that Slade's house is not the one from housewives, apparently that went into foreclosure. Sad because he was a mortgage broker.
Notice how we never ( that I can remember ) did you see his Hummer or her Mercedes or Beemer - whatever the little twit was driving. Also, that wasn't the same apartment either that Joe and her friend were moving into..
courtesy of Bravo I assume
I hope that I never ever have to see these too reality ho-bags again

SnackyCakes420:

HoneyGangsta - Thank you once again for recapping this awful drivel so I didn't have to watch it in person. You kept me laughing and hating Jo right through the anti-climatic ending.

And your assessment of guys wearing v-necks? Word! I don't get it at all. It's only a good look for someone with boobs.

pj0lson:

I Liked this show, it looks like i'm alone on that one! They didn't replay the finale and I never got to see it. I do like Slade the best out of all the Dweebs that were his house, and give him props for his patience with all of them. I would have knocked David out long before he made him leave, and I would have kicked Lucas out as well for being such a arrogant a$$-hole. I liked it anyone else?

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