By now, everybody knows that I have a certain affliction for Tyra Banks. This affliction is not so encompassing that I have no control of my mental faculties, and I have therefore not spent any time watching her new show. I think she has what it takes to do her type of show, and if Jenny Jones can last as long as she did, my girl still can do it as well. To tell you the truth, the only reason why I decided to review her daytime show was to remind everybody that Cycle 5 of America's Next Top Model starts tonight at 8PM Eastern on UPN. Don't miss it!
More on the Tyra Show after the jump.
Tyra's show is really an extension to what she has been trying to accomplish outside of the modeling world for some time. No, I a not talking about budding runway star reality show domination, but something else enterely. Starting with her TZONE foundation, Tyra has tried to bring a message of self-empowerment to every young woman that she meets. I am grossly paraphrasing, of course, but I think the way she has handles the subject matter is worth praise. Since she is a supermodel, you might think she would not be the best person to discuss inner beauty, since her career has been defined by her outer beauty, but I think her popularity speaks for itself. If I was still in college, I would take Man-hate 10 (that's a joke ladies!) and write a paper on Tyra Banks and the Response to 21st Century Feminism.
If you were wondering why I picked yesterday's show to do a recap, it was because I heard that the subject was going to be all about breasts. Therefore, I knew it would be a good show because Tyra knows a thing or two or twenty about breasts.
The show, however, is not for the amusement of people like me who are interested in seeing Tyra's breasts, but for the women in the audience. Now I am not saying that they wouldn't also want to see Tyra's breasts, but when it comes to boobs, women have different concerns. The first segment was talking about bra advice, because statistics show that 80% of women wear the wrong size bra. I am sure that it was a study funded by Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollwood, but there was some useful information there.
After some info on how to measure your bust, Tyra profiled three girls who needed bra help. And if they needed new bras, why not go to Victoria's Secret? From the look of the inside, I am pretty sure it was the Victoria's Secret at the Grove. I recognize the counter(another job in another life) and it is within shouting distance of Television City, where the Tyra Show is taped. A couple girls were average sized, and we saw some bras to give a little lift and enhance the cleavage, and one girl was above average and was looking for something other than Playtex cross your heart to give her some comfort. We got before and after, and Tyra dispensed with a stereotype when one of the girls, Mu, showed surprise that she had a C-cup because she was a tiny asian girl. "Asian girls have boobs too!", she said. Yay!
Ricardo Chivera of Desperate Housewives came on, and really made me happy. No, I could care less about his show or what he has to say, but I now know there is at least one person more obsessed with Tyra than I am, and he went on to describe his dad's crush and how he has created a little relationship with the two of them. Tyra laughed it off, even when mentioning the part about Victoria's Secret catalogs (which are NOT delivered to the TVgasm offices, despite what some people think). He went on to talk about what breasts meant to a man, how most guys will say it is personality but you have to admit that breasts are important (even for an assman).
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Comments (13)
OK, so she did the episode about bigass titties. What else can she possibly talk about now? I suppose tuesday and wednesday can be about fierce walks and pictures that pop, but then shes just outta steam.
Has anyone see the lookalike Tyra porn star yet? I wouldnt know what she looks like, since I don't watch porn. It's the devils work.
1 of 13 | Posted by EdHill | Posted on September 21, 2005 1:51 PM
she was totally slouching when she took her bra off to make them look even droopier. i am betting she has probably had a breast lift in the past.
2 of 13 | Posted by zoe | Posted on September 21, 2005 4:11 PM
Boobtastic. I love some Tyra Banks. Boobies Boobies Boobies.
3 of 13 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan | Posted on September 22, 2005 5:46 AM
I'm amazed your crush has lasted through this show. She's taken off her makeup enough to put anyone off their plate.
Apparently you didn't see the episode last week where she showed her ANTM glamour shots before and after the digital overhaul. Her boobs looked like an avalanche of leather balls. It was hi-larious!
4 of 13 | Posted by Lady J | Posted on September 22, 2005 6:59 AM
WHAT A BOOB!! I think Tyra Banks is the most classless, unintellegent piece of prepackaged tv shit out there.. she a complete tv whore. everything is all about her, like she's something special.. so what if her tits are real? SHE ISN'T!!!
5 of 13 | Posted by mariana | Posted on September 22, 2005 7:34 AM
love her or hate her...how many women would've had the balls to take off their bra on national tv?!
if i didn't like her before...she's definitely earned my respect now.
6 of 13 | Posted by shelley | Posted on September 22, 2005 9:38 AM
Well, I know Tracey Ross pulled hers off in an episode of girlfriends. ..I'm still not sure how she got it off and out one armhole... And Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyssa Milano and Shannen Doherty are each guilty of multiple acts of bralessness on their respective WB shows...
7 of 13 | Posted by Lady J | Posted on September 22, 2005 10:15 AM
it's funny you mentioned Jenny Jones...this show is produced by the same company as JJ. The original Executive Producer on Tyra was the EP for the last few years of JJ as well...so maybe they'll start doing paternity and wild teens soon...i hope not, but you never know! I think that Tyra is very engaging as a host and they've done some interesting topics...she just needs to become more comfortable as a host!
8 of 13 | Posted by anon | Posted on September 22, 2005 11:30 AM
Why are the seasons called "cycles" (which I LOVE by the way. It's original)? Is Tyra planning to build an army of the hottest, tallest girls in America?
9 of 13 | Posted by E.B. | Posted on September 22, 2005 11:30 AM
E.B. I don't know if Tyra started this or if this is an industry thing but instead of calling her shows Seasons she calls them Cycles. Hence...
cycle 1, cycle 2..etc. I thought it was smart of her to set her show apart from the other reality shows by using that term. When I hear it I immediately think ANTM.
10 of 13 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan | Posted on September 23, 2005 6:39 AM
HAHA! That sonogram is for papa CHivera, not Rivera. I laffed a lot anyway because my papa's last name is Rivera. :/
11 of 13 | Posted by jkpk | Posted on September 23, 2005 5:50 PM
What I still haven't figured out is why she needed to take off her jeans under the shortie silk kimono in order to have her boobs examined.
12 of 13 | Posted by anon | Posted on September 24, 2005 7:20 PM
I was not impressed with Tyra's daytime show. Don't think we'll see it next season. For one all her information has been very elementary. And
promoting gangster rap music is definitely a negative for her. I for one thought she had more class but guess I was wrong.
13 of 13 | Posted by Joy | Posted on October 4, 2005 8:23 PM