While that was all lovely, the real reason why Ricardo was on was to raise awareness about Breast Cacncer charities. His mother died of breast cancer and he is a spokesman for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. He spoke about his experiences and some things that we can do to help. To make sure that we don't forget Ricardo's important message, we have a Victoria's Secret fashion immediately following. Not exactly what I would call great timing.

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Tyra next introduced a girl who had asymmetrical breasts. Most women have breasts that are slightly different, and often times one is big than the other. This girl, however, has breasts that were two cup sizes difference, which is not usual, but can be fixed with surgery if you have the money. She didn't have the money, but Tyra found a doctor who would perform the surgery for free. And just in case you thought all plastic surgery was put to use for good, we got Anna Nicole Smith, who described her dozens of surgeries. She originally got implants because her boobs were stretched and hanging after she gained weight during childbirth and lost it again. It took DDs to get her nipples to point up on a suitable angle. And we heard about TrimSpa. DELIGHTFUL. In case you were wondering there is no truth to the rumors she has two implants in each boob or that one of them exploded.

Speaking of implant rumors, Tyra has plenty of her own. People say her breasts are too perfect to be real, but she says the shape is all about the bras she chooses to wear, and to show the dramatic effect, she gets rid of all of the guys in the audience and takes her bra off. ON STAGE. She still had her shirt on, of course, but you can see the difference, and they do have a natural sag and aren't just suspended in mid air by some alien technology or anything.

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But oh no, Tyra wasn't done there. There was a short segment where they talked to some girls on Melrose what they think about their boobs, including talking to one girl who paid $4700 for her implants and looks to me like she was ripped off. The segment didn't make any sense, and was likely filler so we could get to the real point of the show.

Not content with showing people her sag through a shirt, she lay down on a couch where a doctor examined her breasts by touch. I KNEW I should have been a doctor. Tyra actually broke down talking about it saying that she doesn't want to comment on other people's choices, but it wasn't her choice and she was hurt that people would think she got implants. She admitted to fake hair and fake eyelashes, but the TaTas are REAL.

If you STILL didn't believe her, the doctor used a sonogram not to check for pregnancy, but to check for implants. We first saw the images from a girl who had saline implants, and then we saw Tyra's, which was pure breast tissue. And I am sure it is the image you have all been waiting for, so here it is. Tyra Banks' right hand boob;

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This is for you, Papa Rivera.

Isn't that a thing of beauty? You know, if it only took a sonogram to prove if tits were fake or not, I think Tyra should do the world a favor and offer to have her doctor sonogram celebrity juggs as a weekly phenomenon. There could be Vegas betting and everything. First up? Lindsay Lohan of course.

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Comments (13)

EdHill:

OK, so she did the episode about bigass titties. What else can she possibly talk about now? I suppose tuesday and wednesday can be about fierce walks and pictures that pop, but then shes just outta steam.

Has anyone see the lookalike Tyra porn star yet? I wouldnt know what she looks like, since I don't watch porn. It's the devils work.

zoe:

she was totally slouching when she took her bra off to make them look even droopier. i am betting she has probably had a breast lift in the past.

America's Next Top Fan:

Boobtastic. I love some Tyra Banks. Boobies Boobies Boobies.

Lady J:

I'm amazed your crush has lasted through this show. She's taken off her makeup enough to put anyone off their plate.

Apparently you didn't see the episode last week where she showed her ANTM glamour shots before and after the digital overhaul. Her boobs looked like an avalanche of leather balls. It was hi-larious!

mariana:

WHAT A BOOB!! I think Tyra Banks is the most classless, unintellegent piece of prepackaged tv shit out there.. she a complete tv whore. everything is all about her, like she's something special.. so what if her tits are real? SHE ISN'T!!!

shelley:

love her or hate her...how many women would've had the balls to take off their bra on national tv?!

if i didn't like her before...she's definitely earned my respect now.

Lady J:

Well, I know Tracey Ross pulled hers off in an episode of girlfriends. ..I'm still not sure how she got it off and out one armhole... And Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyssa Milano and Shannen Doherty are each guilty of multiple acts of bralessness on their respective WB shows...

anon:

it's funny you mentioned Jenny Jones...this show is produced by the same company as JJ. The original Executive Producer on Tyra was the EP for the last few years of JJ as well...so maybe they'll start doing paternity and wild teens soon...i hope not, but you never know! I think that Tyra is very engaging as a host and they've done some interesting topics...she just needs to become more comfortable as a host!

E.B.:

Why are the seasons called "cycles" (which I LOVE by the way. It's original)? Is Tyra planning to build an army of the hottest, tallest girls in America?

America's Next Top Fan:

E.B. I don't know if Tyra started this or if this is an industry thing but instead of calling her shows Seasons she calls them Cycles. Hence...

cycle 1, cycle 2..etc. I thought it was smart of her to set her show apart from the other reality shows by using that term. When I hear it I immediately think ANTM.

jkpk:

HAHA! That sonogram is for papa CHivera, not Rivera. I laffed a lot anyway because my papa's last name is Rivera. :/

anon:

What I still haven't figured out is why she needed to take off her jeans under the shortie silk kimono in order to have her boobs examined.

Joy:

I was not impressed with Tyra's daytime show. Don't think we'll see it next season. For one all her information has been very elementary. And
promoting gangster rap music is definitely a negative for her. I for one thought she had more class but guess I was wrong.

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