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Lady Sensation's guilty face.
Hello lovers! Fluffy and I decided to run away together and be mermaids for a few weeks and now we're back and better than ever. Or fatter. Either way, please don't hate me. But I do like to be punished. Now you know. Let's read on.
When you have a thinking face like this, you try not to do it too often.
A lot of provocative questions were asked this week on Denise Richards. How can Fluffy get out of her single mom rut? Is she crazy? Who is lying to her? But I continue to watch this show in awe of her perfectly flowing tresses and my only question is how the hell she gets that mane so perfect and shiny and full. I'm constantly in awe of its golden splendor. Seriously, is she a mermaid?
I know you have been waiting with bated breath for this recap, so without further adieu...
If only I could.
Welcome back to week two! It's Denise Richards versus the world this week. Or at least tabloid journalism. She also attempts to stop using the C-word, which I sure can't figure out why she would want to. But our Itchy is complicated. And I don't pretend to understand her mysterious ways. Read on as I try and understand the ways of this exotic she-creature.
A little bit rock n roll, a lot cuntry.
It IS complicated. IT IS!
Hello, lovers. It's Miss Internet Sensation here to delve into the latest addition into the reality canon, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Now, I'll be honest, I didn't come into this as a big Denise Richards hater. I would say she's mostly been irrelevant in my world, but at the very least, I would say I don't mind her. She singlehandedly inspired a generation of bisexual girls (Who hates on that?) and was in one of my favorite black comedies of the nineties, Drop Dead Gorgeous, where she was admittedly really awesome as the Jesus freak pageant psycho. Plus she screwed over the untouchable Amanda Woodward, like some life imitating art imitating Melrose Place action. That's kind of awesome, too. But this show is no Wild Things, Drop Dead Gorgeous or Melrose Place. It's "It's Complicated" and that means we get to watch Denise run around with pigs and talk about how normal she is. And she really was married to Charlie Sheen. So. At least you have me to help you through.