But Joel tells her that he thinks she would be great on a sitcom. And now that he says it, I think that would be good for her, too. I could see her being on something like a Desperate Housewives actually. If they were, well, desperate.
Ms. Downey says that she doesn't have to go so hard in trying to be prim and proper because that's not going to look real either.
You ho who you are
And while this may seem extremely obvious to all other living creatures, Fluffy feels as if the wisdom of the ancients has been bestowed on her. Joel Silver even plugs The Matrix with a "follow your path" comment, like The Matrix is totally responsible for that idea.
She comes back to her Klassy Kim and Oldrina just raving about how she got the Best Advice EVER. And how he LOVED her outfit, which actually surprised her. She's so totally not going to do Playboy now. But now she can be a totally relevant, covered up comedy mom! New Adventures of Old Denise here we come. Seriously, though. I'm calling for a Fluffy Career Revival for real. After that happy ending comment, we all know she's got mad comedy chops.
Who you callin' a ho with your titty fallin' out, ho?
And then continuing the joke she says she may do Playboy later. Ha ha! Oh, Fluffy. You got us! Then she goes downstairs to talk with Dad and share the good news. She's going to do the cover of Shape, so she can be sexy and not slutty and since Lola, her daughter is there, she spells out all the words and dad just thinks it's hilary when Fluffy spells out the word whore!
And then she announces that she has a surprise upstairs and Dad knows that no good can come of this and sho nuff, they're gonna make him suffer. Sister Michelle and Fluffy have both had unibrows since they were five and it's time to make dad pay. They're going to get the blow torch and burn 'em right off.
We'll worry about the personality later.
Actually Klassy Kim is a pro at this and she gets to work. My mom pointed out that when he cleans up, you can see that Fluffy gets her looks from Dad. Poor Dads though. They are just not made for the grooming rituals of the females. Dad doesn't get why we would rip the hair off our eyebrows out or, worse, or vaginas, but we do! And we pay good money for it. Next up is Fluffy's personal spray tanner and Dad's humiliation is final. He's stripped down to his tighty whiteys and a shower cap and stands spread eagle for Alonna.
We should all have pics of our fathers like this.
Sister Michelle's tattooed husband comes in to have a laugh and Fluffy warns Dad there will be one more humiliation tomorrow. Poor Dad.
Today's surprise isn't so bad after all. He just is getting his hair and eyebrows dyed and oh my, he and Fluffy could be brother and sister. I kind of heart Dad. She ordered him a suit and everything.
I'd do him.
And this is the first time he's gone to a red carpet event since Starship Troopers. It's a special day, folks. And after all this effort of grooming dad, Fluffy promptly ditches Dad as soon as they hit the red carpet. Oh, kidding again! How could she pass up the opportunity to embarrass dad yet again detailing every last thing.
And of course it wouldn't be complete without an awkward this-is-fun! thanks-for-inviting-me! moment for the cameras. Sheesh. Her hug with Joel Silver was more comfortable.
Awkwardness from the BVD's and the shower cap.
And Dad has to admit that he actually liked his week of pampering. Sure he bitched about it the whole time, but secretly he loved the feeling of his eyebrows singeing. We knew it.
And one more final activity for the episode! Today Fluffy is going to do her Shape cover! Sexy, not slutty! Plus it's the Mother's Day issue so she's going to have Lola and Sam with her. Now all she needs is to get that pilot script and she's on her way to being the next Amy Poehler.
Yeah. We'll see about that.
Tonight we finally get to see her work a stripper pole and go to her vibrator party. And the throwdown between Assistant One and Assistant Two is up, too.
My health has returned and my sincerest apologies that my life got a little more complicated than Fluffy's.
xoxo, Lady S.
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Comments (3)
Is it just me or does she look 14 in that last picture? And yay! I'm glad I'm not the only one rooting for her. For some reason, I want to believe she's just misunderstood. Maybe it's Wild Things. It changed me.
1 of 3 | Posted by lillybaby | Posted on June 18, 2008 11:08 PM
I don't dislike her b/c that would require me to care whether she lives or dies. However, she is not going to "Jessica Simpson" herself with this show. She is going more the "Whitney Houston" route. There are only 2 outcomes to doing a reality show. She will either be wildly popular and relateable, or you will come across as f'ing lunatic who will eventually do the Surreal Life to send your kids to private school. I think Denise is the latter but time will tell. Her best work ever was playing the daughter of the NBC executive on Seinfeld when George got caught starring at her cleavage. She should mention that more, it might win her some fans. And also tell people she is a Ninja! Yeah, a Ninja..that's happening
2 of 3 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on June 19, 2008 7:50 AM
Finally someone mixes in a little Luda with the recap! And too fitting.
"hey ho, how you doin' where you been? probly doin' ho stuff, cause there you ho again!
HAHAHHAHA
Love the recap! Can't wait until next week.
3 of 3 | Posted by kasey_v | Posted on June 19, 2008 10:41 AM