Eventually it comes out that the last conversation they had about the clothes, Sho confessed to Sabraina that he was going to tell Fluffy that he just effed up. And this time he doesn't deny it. There's some talk about Sho always has a million things to do, which is the most intriguing part of it all. What could these be? Order one-of-a-kind Barbies? Not return clothes? And in an underwhelming denouement, Sho and Sabraina agree that they can work together, but clearly the bile is there. Fluffy says that they need to come to her or her dad if they have a problem and it all sounds like one big, happy dysfunctional family.
After the meeting, there is still a lot of tension and in the SUV, Sho and Fluff have a heart-to-heart. Do you hate me? No, I don't hate you. I just want to trust you. There's a Personal Assistant Code and I just need to know we can build it back up.
How 'bout we just call each other c*nts and move on?
Sho responds to her with a passive-aggressive uh-huh and I'm starting to think maybe Fluffy is too nice for her own good. This inept douche should have been gone a long time ago. Fluffy says her gut says this isn't going to work out, but everyone deserves a second chance, subtly informing us, next season Chuck is back.
And the Fluffy gut is right. In a move we all saw coming, Sho quits via text message. And who's text font looks like that? If you're not LOL-ing, you might be dead. I feel bad for Fluffy a little, because she didn't see it coming and it has to be right behind getting dumped via text on the list of things you should really do in person.
And I'm going to tell the world your hair is 90 percent weave, c*nt.
Fluffy storms into the office, where Dad is looking for Sho's petty cash and chimes in, We'll probably never get the petty cash! He just quit in a text message! Is this really not scripted? The searing drama is really on par with any Law and Order. So once the other two recover from the shock, we learn that Sabraina cannot up her hours because she is getting married and once again the most intriguing thing to me in the scene is supposed to be a footnote. Sabraina is too busy being married to work more? She's getting married? Is her man so rich she doesn't have to pick up dog shit? Then why is she doing it now?
But they all assure her that they will call the agency and find someone and everything will be alright again in Fluffy's world.
And now it's time for the Girls' Night Out that we've been seeing in previews since the beginning. Namely: Fluffy acting like a ho in her prim yellow dress. They surprise her by making her close her eyes and waking into her living room. And jesus h what Laura Ashley nightmare has descended upon our eyes? It makes me want to vom and would surely make any male brain explode. And the gals are all there: Klassy Kim, Oldrina and Natalie, whose saggy tits are somehow more distracting than the floral patterns to me.
The role of Natalie will be played by Tit Sagat.
They're having a spa party, which is Fluffly's favorite thing to do and it does look fantastic to have a bunch of Asian masseurs working you over. Plus she didn't have to leave the house! We're spared the conversation between these four, so it's quickly over. But oh, no. Natalie waves her fingers and says that it's not over till the fat lady sings. Natalie's demeanor and voice totally creep me out. In fact, the everything about Tit Sagat does. And I don't want to hear her sing.
You can try to distract us with your fingers and creepy British voice, but we still see.
Fluffy says she's out of here because she's creeped out, too, but Tit Sagat is too quick. Creepy fingers has her friend around the corner "Pat Davis" a woman as androgynous as the name suggests, who throws "Passion Parties", which means middle-aged white ladies giggle and play with dildos.
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Comments (7)
Being the reality show junkie that I am, I can tell you than Dr. Stan was previously on Starting Over, a weekday daytime reality show about women trying to get their lives in order, usually with a fair degree of success. On the show, I couldn't stand Dr. Stan-- he was superfluous. There were two "life coaches" who helped the women a heck of a lot more than he did. I like him even less now-- he's trying to extend his 15 minutes.
1 of 7 | Posted by natural redhead | Posted on June 20, 2008 11:22 PM
natural redhead:
i remember dr. stan! i watched the first season religiously. in fact my roommate and i taped it on a ghetto vcr to watch at night on days when we had to report to work. i was devastated when it got cancelled. i thought it would live forever. i still think about amy, the senator's daughter and lynn and haley, the mother-daughter trainwreck.
i love reality tv.
2 of 7 | Posted by theinternetsensation | Posted on June 21, 2008 8:20 AM
I tried watching this show last night - made it through 2 minutes. That woman is annoying. I'm enjoying the recaps, however, without the pain and agony of watching the show.
3 of 7 | Posted by clair | Posted on June 23, 2008 9:14 AM
Great recap! I dont watch the show but the recaps always have me cracking up.
I also remember Dr. Stan - not only from Starting Over, but he was the one that called the authorities on Michael Jackson after interviewing the kid that MJ supposably molested. Psychologist? Sounds more like media whore to me.
4 of 7 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 23, 2008 10:56 AM
I was roommates in '91 with Sho in Modesto, Ca.
He left me with a large long distance bill and claimed he "owed me nothing"
Nice to see he's still handling things well.
What an ass!!
5 of 7 | Posted by dandylion | Posted on June 26, 2008 7:33 PM
Ladyx YOU ARE MY HERO! :)
6 of 7 | Posted by sweetsimplicity | Posted on July 31, 2008 5:58 AM
Do people really WANT to watch this garbage!?! I came across this show the other day and was sickened by DR amazing ability to talk about her 'problems' that any normal person would love to have.... I'm glad CS is no longer with her, if she were my g/friend I would be in solitary for killing her self-absorbed butt!
7 of 7 | Posted by cmblair76 | Posted on July 31, 2008 10:41 AM