Here's some of the goods: Nipple nibbler cream. G spot cream. And a "Five Star" fake penis that looks like a glow stick. Ravers get horny, too. And now for one more surprise. It's time to do some pole dancing. Also know as the golf of middle-aged white women. Enter Miyoko with a pole and a bunch of feather boas, which really don't need to be brought out unless you are at a gay pride parade.
And sometimes they can't.
I hear she's single, men.
And Fluffy ends today's journey by telling us that a few sex toys and a stripper pole was all it takes to get her out of her rut. All better. I can sleep well tonight knowing that perhaps Fluffs is, too.
Next week she inexplicably poses with Kat Von D for the cover of inked (GD, her hair looks awesome) and she gets all weepy at her mom's house. Sigh. I hate when TV shows try and make me feel an emotion other than mockery.
Have a great weekend, y'all.
xoxo, Lady S.
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Comments (7)
Being the reality show junkie that I am, I can tell you than Dr. Stan was previously on Starting Over, a weekday daytime reality show about women trying to get their lives in order, usually with a fair degree of success. On the show, I couldn't stand Dr. Stan-- he was superfluous. There were two "life coaches" who helped the women a heck of a lot more than he did. I like him even less now-- he's trying to extend his 15 minutes.
1 of 7 | Posted by natural redhead | Posted on June 20, 2008 11:22 PM
natural redhead:
i remember dr. stan! i watched the first season religiously. in fact my roommate and i taped it on a ghetto vcr to watch at night on days when we had to report to work. i was devastated when it got cancelled. i thought it would live forever. i still think about amy, the senator's daughter and lynn and haley, the mother-daughter trainwreck.
i love reality tv.
2 of 7 | Posted by theinternetsensation | Posted on June 21, 2008 8:20 AM
I tried watching this show last night - made it through 2 minutes. That woman is annoying. I'm enjoying the recaps, however, without the pain and agony of watching the show.
3 of 7 | Posted by clair | Posted on June 23, 2008 9:14 AM
Great recap! I dont watch the show but the recaps always have me cracking up.
I also remember Dr. Stan - not only from Starting Over, but he was the one that called the authorities on Michael Jackson after interviewing the kid that MJ supposably molested. Psychologist? Sounds more like media whore to me.
4 of 7 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 23, 2008 10:56 AM
I was roommates in '91 with Sho in Modesto, Ca.
He left me with a large long distance bill and claimed he "owed me nothing"
Nice to see he's still handling things well.
What an ass!!
5 of 7 | Posted by dandylion | Posted on June 26, 2008 7:33 PM
Ladyx YOU ARE MY HERO! :)
6 of 7 | Posted by sweetsimplicity | Posted on July 31, 2008 5:58 AM
Do people really WANT to watch this garbage!?! I came across this show the other day and was sickened by DR amazing ability to talk about her 'problems' that any normal person would love to have.... I'm glad CS is no longer with her, if she were my g/friend I would be in solitary for killing her self-absorbed butt!
7 of 7 | Posted by cmblair76 | Posted on July 31, 2008 10:41 AM