Next day they're finalizing their Hawaii plans and some pet taxi arrives at the gate. And then there's a big knock down drag out in the middle of the yard. Dad is crating dogs and Fluffy is insisting they're all going to have heart attacks. Get this girl a Lifetime Original stat!
Following in the footsteps of Tori Spelling and Shannon Elizabeth.
The dogs are all barking like crazy and Dad is breaking down slowly between the dog barking and Fluffy's nasal whine. How can he be such an ogre? The barking is driving me nuts so I would do anything to shut all the commotion up, too. He waves the white flag. But then gets old man grouchy about now he has to pay the guy for coming out. Oh, Dad. Why is it all about money with you?
Now Dad is going to take care of the dogs while she sits her fat ass on the beach. He tells the Gay Shadow that he's going to have to help keep track of them, but what he doesn't realize is that the Gay Shadow will be following Fluffy to Hawaii. In the dog cage. Dad warns Fluffy that she's not out of the woods. When she's back she's going to get a real trainer. She promises. And alls well that ends well for our daddy's girl. Aren't we happy now?
Fat ass.
Next week we finally get the Hawaii vaycay and Fluffy is in the sarong. Dumbass gets topless on the beach, so it should be a good time. Hopefully an improvement over dieting and dogshit.
Hope y'all are enjoying the summer! See you next week.
xoxo, IS
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Comments (3)
YOu are a princ(ess) to recap this horrid show, I would only watch pieces of it but I did read your whole hilarious recap!
Loved the fat ass caption.
That skinny bitch!
1 of 3 | Posted by sweetleaf | Posted on July 19, 2008 11:45 AM
I never really paid much attention to what tabloids said about this bitch but the more she "put herself out there" and shows her "true self" I like her less and less.
IS, honey, I'm starting to think that maybe you and I wouldn't be a good match either since you love and identify with her so much. If one of my friends was as self absorbed and whiney as this bitch, I would have cut her loose long ago. Especially one with a full staff complaining how stressed she is. Fuck off!!!
2 of 3 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on July 20, 2008 6:23 PM
Hi IS
I must be seriously off my rocker to come here every day to check if the next, new recap got posted, only to be disapointed again.
What is happening? Are the recaps of Itchy officially suspended? It would be a real shame since you are histerical in your comments, and you help me ensure that it is not I who is crazy, it is the world of Itchy that's gone completely bonkers.
I really really miss your recaps - they were so much funnier than the show, and so entertaining. Is there really no chance of a restart?
3 of 3 | Posted by renata | Posted on August 5, 2008 8:54 PM