More Susan physical comedy gags, but I did like the spray paint on the garage, and how Edie pointed it out. It should of been written on other garage doors too.

Get rid of Lynette. I am so sick of all her 'being a mother' crap. Get lost. We don't care about children. I want to see crazy whacked out unbalanced skanks go bed hopping. No one cares about day care.

KH

Edhill you crack me up. "Knee her in the cooter..." hahaha. "greedy Jew and drunk Irishman.." I had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at work.!!!!

God, this is flippin' hilarious. I don't remember laughing this hard since first reading "The Sneeze"...Check it out. Sneeze.com
Anyway, the whole "kneeing her in the cooter" bit just about floored me. Thanks for making my afternoon at work a joy!

When was Penelope Ann Miller nominated for an Academy Award?

Was it for her critically-acclaimed performance in "The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag"

--Nate

I am sure they would let someone on parole out of the country, much less out of the state.

cooter?

Did I miss something?!? Did Susan really tell his father's wife that she was his SON?!? Or is it just a joke that's gone over my head...?

Katieshole,
as far as wanting to see crazy whacked out unbalanced skanks go bed hopping, I have to say I dont need to see that. I watch this show to escape reality, not relive it.

There is a bitchin' recipe for Cooter Pie in the cookbook "White Trash Cooking". Wasn't Cooter on the Dukes, too? EdHill, we call that thing a "Coo-coo". At least that's one of the several terms of endearment.
PS- I really like the link to "great mother". In fact I may send her a copy of White Trash Cooking.

that creepy ass man/nun makes me not wanna watch. great recap though. as usual.

why did they pick someone so hideous to play this 'hot nun?' i'm so disgusted every time she's on screen.

Yeah, about the whole "mensch" thing? Aren't the Solis' like Puero Rican or something? Do Latinos walk around using the expression "mensch" usually? I think not. I think this is when I just turned the TV off for the night-this week's episode was just too corny with the baby kidnapping, and the "WHORE" sign on the garage, and the blow up doll, and the supermarket throwing scene... I was done at "mensch".
I couldn't take any more DH. I liked Bree's evil, angry gay son, though. That was hot.

Looking forward to your MTB3 recap.

I hate it when people make comments about the wrong show, but where's the MTB3 recap, Ed???

For all you young'uns out there, "whore" is what you'd look up in a dictionary if you wanted to find out what a "ho" is; you see, "ho"--actually "'ho'" is the streeter/wannabe ghetto shortform of that longer word. Now remember, your second draft of your Romeo and Juliet paper is due on the 12th, and, because this is an academic endeavor, you'd be better served to edit "Juliet is such a ho" to "Juliet is such a whore," since we always use our most formal language when writing, right? Oh, and make sure you can substantiate your position.

Oh, and Ed dearest, if it is only one psycho owning a something, it takes the apostrophe; if it is several psychos just hanging, it takes nothing; if it is several psychos owning something[s], it takes the apostrophe, but OUTSIDE the "s", m'kay? And you get a B+ for your very nice retelling of this episode; some nice analysis and interesting prediction, as well. Good work.

Edhill #8...

I'm sorry, I forgot about the reality of your life. I know watching DH/re-written Three's Company sketches is an escape for you, watch on baby!

And take a break from those bed hopping skanks!

KH
:)

Courtney Love = greatest mom...love it!

Bobbie, I think I love you. Nothing is hotter than knowing how to grammaticize real proper like.

Great recap... one thing you didn't mention when you talked about getting away with murder... evil gay Andrew pretty much got away with running down Carlos' mother... not that it was a bad thing.

Bobbie, I'd be happy if Ed just learned how to use the spell checker :(

I spelled cooter correctly. Thats all that really matters.

Ha!

Great recap Ed, misspellings and all!

C-O-O-T-E-R with the tip of your tongue on my...Oh, yes! That IS all that really matters...

Speaking of whores and cooters, is anyone at TVgasm going to review:

Gastineau Girls - Season 2?

That show is a major skankfest, it must be covered by TV Gasm! Edhill would do a lovely job and give the show the justice it so deserves....

KH

So it looks like Sister Mary has replaced George as the annoying resident psycho who makes me not wanna watch.

As for Susan and the whore sign, here is a crazy idea-- why not leave the garage door OPEN til you are able to paint over it?

Carrie #24..

I agree. It would make sense wouldn't it?

And there could of been a wacky madcap scene with Susan open and closing the door, getting stuck in it, going up and down, getting her head banged, then Mike rescues her from her own clumsiness...now thats writing!

It would be a lot like a Lucy show episode I saw once...

KH
(thinking about changing my name to KatiesCooter...)

I love how every time Betty Applewhite plays the piano it's always because of some sort of sneaky diversion. It's like "Oh god, lock up the good china, she's brought her sheet music over with her..."

I loved the "oh yeah, that's her handwriting (or penmanship or whatever he said". Of all the vandalzing with spray paint of I have done, I have never managed to get it neat enough to look like my own (horribly messy) handwriting. That lady must have been hittin up a lot of garage doors with the can if she can even get her penmanship right.

Outstanding recaps EdHill. Each one contains several laugh out loud lines. Though I am a bit concerned about the focus on the nun's cooter, though it would be easier if she was truly hot. Couldn't central casting do better for such a popular show. Maybe Natalie Portman can take over in an evil twin switch...

two things:
One I am convinced the guy with the ball gag is the girl that got killed's father and his assistant is her brother. Why I think this is because of the time when the retarded brother referred to the dead girl as being "not nice' just a thought... stew away...

Second...there is so much suspended reality in this show sometimes I have to pretend I am new to planet earth, let alone the united states just to watch it...

Carrie #24 and KH #25-

I couldn't figure out why Susan was painting over the word in the rain. The morning she discovered the writing, it was sunny and clear. And since she doesn't have a 9 to 5 job, why didn't go get some paint and do it right away??? Made no sense to me at all...

But I still love the show and your recaps, Ed.

Great Recap Ed. Hilarious as usual.

Aussie cops bash you through a telephone book so as not to leave any marks.

Not like I'd know, first hand, tho...

This show has become absolutely unwatchable. I think that monkeys are doing the writing, after they've gotten stoned. Because of how much press it gets it's simply not enough for me to stop tuning in, though, so I suggest everyone in the world boycott it, so the tabloids will stop mentioning it and Teri Hatcher won't get invited to anymore awards shows.

I havent seen this episode. Does anyone know when a re-run of it will be on? Also is Bree's son REALLY gay? And what does Justin look like?!