If there is one theme in Hollywood this week it’s that gay is in. Gay is hip. Gay is cool. This weeks Golden Globes is a perfect example. There were multiple awards going to Brokeback Mountain, Capote, and even our own Desperate Housewives Felicity Huffman won a Golden Globe for playing a transgendered man in Transamerica. It’s enough to make Pat Robertson put a shotgun in his mouth and pull the trigger. Sadly it wasn’t quite enough, but it was close. Couple that with last weeks gay make out scene it left me feeling out of my element, what with me being scorchingly heterosexual. Luckily there was the 4 hour manly premiere of 24, which replenished my testosterone levels and got me ready for this weeks Desperate Housewives. I’m ready to take on anything they can dish out. Girls talking about their feelings, dinner parties, you name it. Thankfully I was instead rewarded with an episode that had internet porn, a vicious beating and Gabrielle parading around naked. We even got to see Terri Hatcher in her bra and panties. While this would have been much better circa 1997, you take what you can get. Also Bree’s much ballyhooed drinking problem starts to take front and center. But leave it to Bree to become an alcoholic on white wine and tawny port. God knows the bong she’d ever get if she were a pothead.