SkeleHatcher Pens a Self-Help Book! - 
by Umnata
"Teri Hatcher secured her place in America's heart when she stood up to accept her Golden Globe for Best Actress and declared herself a "has-been" on national television. That moment showcased her down-to-earth, self-deprecating style -- and her frank openness about the ups and downs she's experienced in life and work." -Amazon.com
How is this a good idea? Teri Hatcher doesn't exactly seem like the most together person in the world. I mean, look, I'm really sorry that Teri Hatcher's had a rough life, with the child molestation, the up and down career, the Ryan Seacrest debacle, the constant battle against He-Man for the Castle of Greyskull, etc. But do we really need her telling people how to live their lives? Lesson One: Remove Digestive Track from body. Lesson Two: Alienate co-workers at any cost. Lesson Three: Date one half of Ambiguously Gay American Idol Duo. Oh Teri, you've won me over all over again!



Comments
YES!
Posted by: Vidle
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June 21, 2006 11:20 AM(#1 of 5)
Whoops, meant to post that under Chenbot.
Posted by: Vidle
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June 21, 2006 11:22 AM(#2 of 5)
Not to mention Teri looks like skeletor. If she and Nicole Richie were to hug, they might start a fire.
Posted by: KJ
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June 21, 2006 3:14 PM(#3 of 5)
Excellent point Umnata. Who's going to pay $25 for a self-help book written by someone whose life seems more screwed up than theirs. I wonder why Teri didn't go the children's book route if she was so eager to be published?
Posted by: Aries
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June 21, 2006 7:29 PM(#4 of 5)
Oh lordy. Is there a top ten list called People Whose Self-Help Advice Book Could Seriously Screw Up Your Life? She's definitely on it.
Posted by: tvtvtv
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June 21, 2006 9:38 PM(#5 of 5)