Testimonials

At the hospital there is a news report on the television saying that another tornado has touched down outside of Mount Pleasant but both Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton, or possibly Pullman, are safe and accounted for. Mike rushes in the door carrying Susan in his arms as if she weighed no more than that new Lindsay Lohan doll that's sweeping the nation. Unfortunately many people were already injured by the storm so Susan's little tumble isn't considered critical despite her pregnancy. Mike tries to demand immediate attention but the tiny nurse Chenbot tells him that a doctor can see Susan. "BUT FIRST, we're going to stop all the other patients from dying." Denied!

Katherine is fuming at Adam for not telling her that Crazy had visited their house. Adam promises Katherine that he will get a restraining order to make sure that she never comes knocking on their door again, right before there's a knock upon their door. Katherine and Adam both look at the door, then back to each other, spit in each other's face and simultaneously say "I love you." Katherine goes to answer the door to find Bree on the doorstep who asks to borrow Adam to help her with a little situation back at her house.

"Hello, is this the Creepy residence?"

Adam and Katherine both come with Bree to try and lure Crazy out of the terlet. Katherine asks Bree why Crazy is in Bree's house in the first place, and Bree tells her that she saw the woman crying and offered to lend an ear. "I can't help that I have a sympathetic face. It's the one I bought." Katherine calls Bree on her lie and says she knows Bree wanted nothing but dirt. Adam knocks on the bathroom door and asks Crazy to come out, but when Crazy calls Adam "darling" through the door, Katherine pipes up and insists that she not call her husband that word. "Shithead and dickless, however are fine." Bree drags Katherine away so that Adam can work his magic and get that nut out of her loo.

While in the kitchen Katherine asks Bree what Crazy had told her. Bree tells Katherine that Crazy insisted that she and Adam had an affair. Katherine corrects the story and says that Crazy is, get this, crazy, and built up the relationship in her head. One day Adam gave her a sympathetic 15-second open mouth, tongue twirly kiss, and Crazy took it to mean they were in love. When Adam wouldn't pursue the relationship, Crazy had a breakdown and accused Adam of sexual harassment. Instead of a lengthy trial, Adam settled out of court, but in the process lost his practice, he and Katherine's savings and all of their friends in Chicago which is how they ended up back on Wisteria Lane. Bree tells Katherine that she too would have spit in the woman's face, and Katherine and Bree start spitting in each other's face and just laugh and laugh.

My Aunt Edna gives this episode a "whaaahhhht?"

In Miss McCluskey's dungeon, she and Ida are enjoying a game of strip poker, when Lynette and the kids file in like the Von Trapps on coke. The kids immediately start screaming and finding small animals to torture, and are thrilled when their dad points out that there is a cat in the basement with them. Them's good eatin'. Ida brought her one friend, Mrs. Whiskerson Von Tinklesberry III with her but unfortunately Tom is highly allergic. Lynette asks Ida if it she would mind if they put the cat in a closet upstairs, but Ida tells her only if they can put one of her kids in the closet too. Lynette initially agrees to send the little one that she never really liked anyway but then realizes child protection is on her ass like glue, so she better watch her step. Lynette tries to tell Ida that the cat is just and animal and her husband, who is 83% human being is in pain. Big M steps in and tells Lynette that if she has a problem with Ida's cat she can take her demon children and leave.

These two are playing Old Maid. The cards are just a formality.

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