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Carlos rushes into Gaby's house yelling her name before walking into the living room to find Victor sitting patiently in a chair, holding a gun. Carlos immediately begins to apologize for his deception, saying that he and Gaby are two halves of the same greedy, lying, adulterous hole and aren't happy unless they are together. Victor asks if Carlos is finished and when Carlos says yes, Victor raises the gun and shoots. This is why you should always keep talking when someone has a gun pointed at you. Remember that kids. Luckily Victor has the aim of Don Knotts and Carlos is able to run out the door with Victor chasing him into the raging storm. Once outside, Carlos blindsides Victor and wrestles the gun out of his hands. As the two fight like schoolgirls, a car falls from the sky right beside them. A man sits stunned in the car before Andrew raises his head up, looking confused. Carlos punches Victor and rushes to a random house, but Victor isn't down for the count yet. He gets up and follows Carlos with a random lead pipe and draws it back to smash Carlos in the head. Before he can make the fatal blow a random plank from a fallen picket fence flies through the air and impales Victor through the heart, turning him to ash. Now he's down for the count. As Carlos stares in disbelief a piece of debris hurtles through the air and knocks him unconscious, or possibly knocks him dead. We're not sure.

"It doesn't hurt so much on my neck or stomach, more toward's the center. Maybe I should get it checked out."

Back in Bree's tacky bathroom, Crazy is alone wondering where all the screaming outside the door went, so she decides to walk out and check. She wanders toward the door calling for Adam and threatening to tell everyone what really happened if he doesn't come to her. When no one responds to her rants, she opens the door to leave and is immediately sucked into the whirlwind and off to Oz. If you have information that could wrap up a season's mystery, you should always stay in the house. Just another tip from you Uncle Fozzie, kids.

"By the way, when Dylan was a little girl her dad.....aagggghhhhhhhhh!!!"

We see slow motion cuts of everyone crying and screaming as the tornado passes directly over the homes. Edie and Gaby hold each other salaciously as the house shakes. Bree, Orson, Benjamin, Katherine and Adam all listen as debris is thrown through the windows, and Lynette and Big M hide under the mattress in the bathroom as a tree branch crashes through the wall on top of them.

Mary Alice reminds us that it was supposed to have been a beautiful day just as we see the Lindsay Lohan action figure nestled in the branches of a tree, fresh off a weekend bender. The storm has passed and everyone is free to come out of hiding. Bree finds her house a mess and cries at the amount of dust bustering she'll have to do to get it back in order. It will take her at least 20 minutes. Edie and Gaby exit their foxhole having forgiven each other for their wrongdoings. Susan and Mike are exiting the hospital in each other's arms with a firm plan in place to get Mike help with his addiction and a coordinated schedule for the next three month's sex nights. Lynette and Big M crawl out of the tub having learned what real friendship means: being in a tub together. As Lynette exits the house she smiles at the warm sun before she looks across the street to Miss McCluskey's house, or more accurately, the pile of completely demolished rubble that was once her house. Lynette begins to scream and runs toward the house calling out her husband and children's names before we fade to black.

"My husband and kids are gone forever! I really shouldn't have wished on that star."

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