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Back at Gaby's place, Carlos is having difficulty putting on his poncho due to the mickey that Gaby slipped in his tequila. As Carlos struggles to mount his burrough Gaby notices officer Blacqueop and officer Wytekopp walking up her sidewalk. Gaby pushes Carlos to the floor and he comfortably passes out as Gaby opens the door. They begin asking a few additional questions and Gaby perkily gives responses about the affair she would never consider having with her ex-husband, how it has been weeks since she has seen him and how she has no idea how someone knocked Victor off his boat with an oar without leaving fingerprints. The officers tell Gaby that they received an anonymous tip from some dude that Gaby had been involved in an illicit affair with Carlos and Victor knew about it. Gaby realizes that Edie was the anonymous tipster and tells the police that Edie's a slut, a tranny and a liar. Suddenly officer Wytekopp's cell phone rings and he is informed that Victor was found alive, with only third degree wetness. Gaby feigns joy and goes with the police to the hospital to welcome back her dear, dear, missing and often paranoid schizophrenic with a tendency to make up stories husband.

Officer Wytekopp's the sensitive one while officer Blacqueop is the bad boy that you think you can change, but you never can. He'll just break your heart.

Lynette and Thornbirds are sitting in his car at the park waiting for Stella to arrive so Lynette can take her dear mother home. While measuring her rope, testing her mace and checking the heft of her billy club, Glen tells Lynette that he always regretted the way things ended between him and Stella and the girls. Lynette reminds Glen that it's not his fault that Stella cheated on him and she never blamed him for what happened, but before Glen can tell her how much more complicated it actually is, they spot Stella across the street.

Ugh, this is the gayest stakeout since that movie Stakeout.

Susan is having a very touching motherly talk with Julie about freshness, not swallowing, and Mike being an addict. She tells Julie that Mike bought the pills a long time ago and never got around to paying Barrett which is why the preppy dealer showed up at their house. Susan assures Julie that she and Mike talked about his problem and he is over it completely, and at least he wasn't giving handjobs for smack on a street corner. Julie asks Susan if she's sure about that because she saw Mike at the PHARMACY on the CORNER earlier that afternoon, so he could have been killing two birds with one addiction. Susan smells the fart acts her concern.

Back at the park, Lynette is laying low while Glen goes up to Stella to give her the money he promised. Stella is thrilled to see Glen again after so many years, and compliments him on his fashion sense and tendency to moisturize before she notices Lynette skulking closer holding a taser and night vision goggles. Stella tries to bolt but gets cornered. Stella and Lynette begin to argue about Stella's actions and her previous infidelity until Glen encourages Stella to tell Lynette the truth. Stella tries to keep Glen from letting the Persian cat out of the bag, but Glen insists and confesses to Lynette that he didn't leave Stella because she cheated on him, rather he left her because he likes dick and she doesn't have one.

He's stood like that since Lynette was a baby and still she never knew?

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