Dom da dom dom DOMMMM!!! - 
by Umnata
All good things must come to an end, right? Now, don't get your Aquaman underoos in a twist, Entourage isn't ending; if anything this show is hitting its stride in a big way. However, it seems like the ordered chaos that these boys have gotten used to is coming under attack, with their old friend Dom coming to visit from out East with a script in hand and not a bar of soap in sight. So will he be this fab four's meathead Yoko Ono? Only time will tell. In the meantime, let's see what kind of havoc he caused for Vince and his Aqualackies.
So what's a newly minted superhero to do once he becomes the biggest star this side of whatever comes out of Angelina Jolie's vagina next? No, not go to Seaworld!?!?! But to a fancy schmancy dinner, hosted by none other than Ari Gold, Super Duper Talent agent. Ari takes Vince and his boys out to a swankfest dinner to celebrate Vince becoming the number one movie star in the world.
It seems as though my amusement park predictions were not so far off, because the studio is positively plotzing over the new Aquaman ride at the nearby Six Flags. Vince puts up some mild objections about going to his theme park ride opening, but Ari says he has to, and also to eat all his vegetables or he's going to bed without a prostitute. Ari, will also be at the ride unveiling, but he doesn't do rides. Well, besides the loop de loop on Mrs. Ari every second Wednesday of the month. Vince uses his new found superstar power ring to get Ari to agree to ride his log floon, because if he doesn't Vince will be a no-show at the park. Ari agrees, and has to wipe a little tear from his eye, since he's swelling with pride over the leaps and bounds that Vince has made in becoming a true Hollywood douche bag.
Ari needs to excuse himself from the evening festivities, because her daughter has a boy over the house. They're only 13 but according to Drama, 13 is like being 30 in this town. To make matters worse the kid who is over is an actor. To make things even worse, he's the star of Young 21 Jump Street, a detail that I think is pure genius.
When the boys get to the mansion, Turtle and Drama are so busy fighting over a doggy bagged Porterhouse steak they almost don't notice that he front door is wide open. There are noises coming from inside the house and Arnold the dog does not sound too happy. The guys start to enter the house, but Turtle, ever the smart one, suggests that maybe Vince should wait in the car. If something happens to him they are all screwed. Truer words have never been spoken, my friend.
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