What trouble will Dom get the boys into this week on Entourage. It's only been a week since Dom has infiltrated our favorite Holywood foursome, but he's already sparked talk about a certain shark that may or may not be in the process of being jumped. I don't think anything is that dire just yet, but Dom is certainly bringing out the worst in our guys, and it seems, in the writers. This week, in the wake of Aquaman's record breaking opening, Vince and Eric are ready to see some of those big offers that Ari was making them wait for until after the boffo box office was reported. So what will Vince Chase's next movie role be? And more importantly, how will Dom annoy Turtle and Drama, Jeopardize Eric and Vince and generally alienate the Entourage audience? Keep reading to find out.
Oh Eric, you poor, delusional little man boy. It's 6:00 am on the dot, and Eric has set his alarm so he can call Ari and bust his balls first thing in the morning. You see its Monday and by now Vince has officially been anointed the King of Atlantis, and the speculative numbers that they received on Friday, have been confirmed. Aquaman has made Vince the biggest movie star in the world. But Ari has already been up for hours, drinking coffee, working out and dancing a blood oath to keep him in Satan's good graces. You know, a normal morning for a Hollywood agent. Ari had promised Vinnie offers once the movie opened - and boy are there ever offers! Ari Gold Super Duper Talent Agency. 11:30. Be there or be square sucker!
The guys are getting rushed out of the house by Turtle and Drama and heading to the car. Eric and Vince can't figure out what the hurry is, but then Dom hunkers in on their little party and Turtle gets sent back to sitting bitch. I know that Turtle and Drama have always been the super couple on this show, but this year they are kicking it up a notch, and I love it. Dom apologizes for being late and asks where to? The Jew Agent? Anti-Semitism has never sounded so poetic as when it spews forth from Dom's lips. Eric tells him he can't talk like that out there. Dom is going to have to think of some new, less offensive nicknames for all his favorite ethnicities, and I think it's giving him a headache.
As they are walking to Ari's office, Dom correctly states that Eric has a lot of problems with how he carries himself. I wouldn't say that he has problems with it, I'd say I have a problem with it. I don't know if Eric necessarily has a problem with the way that Dom carries himself, I just think he (like many of us - especially after reading your comments) are insulted by his unoriginality. Jew Agent? You're not exactly breaking new ground are you "Queens Tough Guy #5"? But Dom assures Eric (and us) that he is a new man ever since he got out of prison, and he's not just talking about his appreciation for toilet wine, and anal play. Ari meets Dom with a quip about his designer tank top (by Le Fruit of de Loom, I'm guessing), and Dom reacts exactly how "Queens Tough Guy #5" is supposed to react: You talking to me, jerk off? Ari says he just doesn't want to get Lloyd overexcited, because he's totally into bad boys. Oh Lloyd, you can do better, I'm sure. Dom pulls Eric aside and tells him if the "oriental even looks at him funny, he's taking him down." Dom, I won't even start on your blatantly homophobic comment that is probably a little overdramatic since you just spent a few years in jail, where even Tony Soprano said it was okay to take it up the ass. But calling Lloyd an oriental! Don't you know that oriental only refers to rugs and food? People are either Asian or Pacific Islander. How offensive.
Dom is following Vinnie and Eric into Ari's office, and Turtle and Drama try to stop him, because the big room is only for the big boys. Sorry Dom. But Ari says it's an important day and that all the kids can play. Yay!
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Comments (13)
I'm so glad Dom is gone. I actually didn't even watch it on Sunday and waited for it to be on Demand just incase Dom got to be too much and needed to be fast forwarded. Oh Bruno Kirby...my how you've become bloated. I can't wait to see where this whole Aquaman /Medaean plot is going...
1 of 13 | Posted by Samynoodle
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Posted on July 7, 2006 8:55 AM
Oh and ugggggggggggh on the Shrek doll being used on the lady of the evening....gross
2 of 13 | Posted by Samynoodle
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Posted on July 7, 2006 8:57 AM
Medellin...it was the City in Columbia that Pablo Escobar was from.
Dom was disgusting...
3 of 13 | Posted by BigMax
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Posted on July 7, 2006 9:25 AM
I don't know which plotline I hate worse - Dom or Mandy Moore last season.
And is anyone else bothered that Aquaman has blond hair, but yet they had black-haired Vince playing him? Would that even fly in real life? It might just be me...
4 of 13 | Posted by buttercup
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Posted on July 7, 2006 9:50 AM
Please Vince...cut your hair. It is not cute anymore. Go for the buzzed look or something cuz that 'do is a borderline mulliet (fancy french version of a mullet). And tweeze those brows, they were looking a hot mess in The Devil Wears Prada. That is all.
5 of 13 | Posted by hanan5050
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Posted on July 7, 2006 10:43 AM
Oh yeah, now I know where I recognized Dom from. He's the love-sick Jersey dude from "True Life: I own a summer share" or whatever it was called. ha.
6 of 13 | Posted by hanan5050
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Posted on July 7, 2006 12:03 PM
Dom, the Yankees called. They want their stereotypical fan back.
7 of 13 | Posted by RealityMonkey
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Posted on July 7, 2006 12:26 PM
hanan5050: Dom is definitely the Jersey Shore Dude. That made two poor episodes even worse.
8 of 13 | Posted by BigKev
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Posted on July 7, 2006 3:24 PM
It's a good thing Dom left - because if he was on another episode - this show would be off my list.
9 of 13 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on July 8, 2006 12:52 PM
Umnata, PUH-LEEZE! It's Medellin, Medellin, Medellin, Medellin, Medellin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. Dom has hurt Entourage, but I don't think it's beyond repair. I mean, he didn't even have a heart of gold after all. They'd better leave his ass wherever the apartment is.
I basically like the gang as it is, but the concept of Turtle and Drama simply sponging off Vince without doing anything more than gofering is a bit distasteful to me; especially because they're so heedless of the possible consequences. I almost feel that if Vince was to become a paraplegic and couldn't work anymore they'd stick around 'til the money was gone and then split back to Queens.
You're right about the Sloane character. Guess she served her purpose as the "good" part of Malcolm McDowell's family, but that's it. Still, I could have stood a couple of episodes of Eric being shunned by her out of loyalty for her father.
I never know whether to dislike Vinnie or not. I just don't see him as being a Queens tough guy. He was probably the kid that had his lunch money taken by the Doms of his school.
10 of 13 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on July 10, 2006 4:49 AM
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