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Entourage Presents: Follow That Turtle!

cover.jpgWhat better way to make us appreciate our Fab Four than to split them up for 30 minutes? It worked for the Backstreet Boys (Nick Carter, please, go away. Oh wait. You did.). And that's exactly what those geniuses over at Entourage did this week. Turtle and Drama went on a mission to find an MIA Saigon, Eric got duped into a meeting with the world's oldest man, and Vince licked his wounds about getting fired by doing quite a bit of licking with a tasty female for the day. And what's the one thing that this episode taught us? The boys need each other.

Turtle wakes up and starts the morning by smoking a J. No not a J-Unit - I'm talking a joint. Pot. Hashish. Grass. You know, GANJA! What a pussy. I wake up and smoke me some crack first thing! But that's just me; that's how I roll. I suppose Turtle does need to remain calm though:: He's got his big signing with Saigon, his car thief cum Rap star client in a little while. This big event leads to Turtle putting on his finest Velour Jumpsuit and Yankees hat, because he wants to look presentable, and not, say, displaced B&T trash. Oh wait...

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He heads downstairs all smiles, expecting his boys to be giving him a great deal of love and support and hugs and kisses on his big day. But the fellas are just going about their business as if it was just another day for Turtle. In their defense he hasn't done anything in three years, so I could see the confusion. Turtle is about the start crying when they give him a big PSYCH! Oh man, Turtle's been punk'd! They do care! They do love him! Drama's even made Turtle's favorite breakfast: A raspberry frosted Pop-Tart with the crust cut off. He may wear a velour jumpsuit everyday, but the man's got high-class tastes. Eric got the truck detailed for Turtle's big day and Drama is going to be chauffeuring Turtle around for a change. And since Turtle is a natural born moocher he starts to wonder what Vince has done for him. "I think I've done enough, Turtle." So true, Vince. But since Vince is a grade-A sucke, he pulls out his wad... of cash! Minds out of the gutter people. But Turtle takes the high road; he won't be needing that anymore. Well except for parking...

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Comments (7)

tiffgasm [TypeKey Profile Page]:

The rappers coming out of the guy's office are Three Six Mafia, DJ Paul and Juicy J. They won an Oscar for "Hustle & Flow". They were just on an episode of "My Super Sweet 16" and "The Girls Next Door". Pretty random appearances, but I'd milk that Oscar for all it was worth, too. Just trying to keep you hip, Umnata.

umnata [TypeKey Profile Page]:

ahhh yes - i knew they had to be someone famous. hustle & flow was a kick asssss movie. I'm not as anti-hip hop as I seem, i swear. i kind of just wish turtle would click on some classic rock or alternative every once in a while.

brilliantmistake [TypeKey Profile Page]:

That was a great episode, a welcome change from attack of the Yankees fan or Eric's threesome woes (gag).

My favorite moments-

Drama using what was obviously dialogue from cheesy police shows when figuring out that Saigon was holing up at a hotel.

Ari asking Eric "if was to send a car for you would that be something you would be interested in?"

Vincent getting rejected and realizing he was just a name on a list to his pick-up.

minkprisoner [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Umnata, just started watching this thanks to your recaps reminding me o the original buzz. Now I watch it in its full Ari-tastic glory thanks to my pals on the net. However, how much is Piven chanelling Kevin Spacey in Swimming with Sharks?

conrad5 [TypeKey Profile Page]:

If Turtle’s cut for setting up a major recording deal was only a measly 40K, then he’s a shitty negotiator, who should have been fired by his client. Colonel Tom Parker must have been rolling in his grave.

It was great to see the tables turned on Vincent, and watch his reaction when he discovered that this time HE was the piece of meat. I’m sure his melancholy won’t last long now that the Martin Landau (how cool must it be to have a car roof named after you!) character matched him up with a hot screenplay. Now all they need is a really good special effects team to make Vincent as homely as Joey Ramone.

Tony A. [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Conrad 5, it won't take much of an effort. I've never thought Vinnie's all that cool. He seems to drip boredom from every pore, as this episode showed. Without the interplay with his boys he's nothing.

Umnata, thanks for the good recap. It would be great if you would step up the snark factor. This show gives you lots of opportunity, even if it's beginning to lose its legs. Don't know what's missing yet, but this season hasn't measured up to the previous ones. BTW. please try to get the recaps sooner. At my age I'm hard-put to remember yesterday, much less last week.

Greganda [TypeKey Profile Page]:

Two things:

One - How meta was it that the reason the Ramones movie wasn't made was that the studio green lit The Doors instead? Remember The Doors starred Kevin Dillon (Drama) as one of the band members (I don't remember which one).

Two - Now that I'm not 8 years old, does that crane kick from Karate Kid not look like the most retarded, easily blocked move ever? Either go low or swat the raised leg aside and the person's so off-balance they'd go right down. How did we all think that was the sweetest power move on the planet?

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