Threesomes and Moresomes - 
by Umnata
It used to be threesomes were a way for nice, drunk college girls to ride out their "Gay 'til May" pacts Senior Year of college and to get included in the latest addition of Girls Gone Wild: Herpes Edition. On Entourage the fun, wholesome MFF, you and your parents know and love, was in full force this week as nice girl Sloane and her nice guy boyfriend, Eric, took on a third in the boudoir, Sloane's old gal pal, bad girl Tori. This being a show about Hollywood however, that wasn't even the most important (albeit the sexier) 3some happening this week on Entourage. That crown belonged to the much more awkward PAS threesome - President of Warner Bros. Alan Gray, Agent Ari Gold and Star Vincent Chase duking it out over pride, shooting days and money after Vince was backstabbed and forced to drop out of Medellin, his dream project by the evil Alan Gray, who wanted to rush Aquaman 2 into production. So the question here really becomes, with Eric bedding two sapphic hotties and Vince taking on his tenacious agent and the duplicitous studio boss, who is the one who really got screwed?
This week's episode of Entourage begins with irony filled fun as we watch loser brother Johnny Drama (I use the term "loser" in the most lovable way possible), playing The Godfather videogame, and I can't tell if Johnny is actually playing the game as Fredo, but just having a reaons to use Drama and Fredo in the same sentence makes me giddy with meta comparisons.
Drama's depressed because he hasn't gotten a phone call from Ari in the 24 hours since he's been his agent. This week's Johnny Drama resume fact: 3 episodes of A Different World with Marisa Tomei. For a guy who can't land a gig, Johnny Drama sure made the rounds in the early 90's. Depressed as he may be there is no reason why he can't take a night off to hang out with his boys. Luckily, Drama was already dressed in his best skank-patrolling outfit while he spent the day on the couch with his video game. Am I the only one who watches movies or plays video games in, at most, my underwear? (Awkward silence).
Tonight is just the boys - I guess they are still reeling from the 250 pound weight they just shed in the form of the Dominator - even Vince and Eric's brief comments about the previous days business events (Losing Medellin = check; = check; $20 million salary demand for Aquaman 2 and incurring the wrath of Warner Bros. studio head, Alan Gray = check and check), is frowned upon. So you can imagine the dismay of Turtle and Drama when Eric bumps into Sloane, who is supposedly his girlfriend. But since we're six episodes into the season and this is the first time we've heard her speak, along with the fact that Eric didn't even know where Sloane would be tonight, it suggests they're maybe gym buddies, as opposed to a hot and heavy couple. Regardless, Sloane is there meeting an old friend for drinks, and with Vince quickly getting picked up by a girl he bought a drink for eons ago, the party quickly turns into a Eric and Sloane date, with a side of hot friend Tori and disappointed Drama and Turtle. Just the way it oughtta be.
Before Vince leaves, however, Eric gets a call from Ari who says that Alan feels so bad about making Vince lose out on Medellin he's willing to bump his price tag from $7 to $10 million. Vince says he stands firm at $20 mil. Ari does not like that answer, because Alan Gray is someone you don't want to piss off. No shit, this dude is scary. Like Lord of All Darkness scary. Yikes. Vince and Eric aren't so interested in these threats, and the phone call ends with Eric hanging up on Ari. It's like they are in Vince's backyard -wait, they're from Queens, so it's like they are on Vince's front stoop - and just playing Hollywood actor. At this point how can they sitll have no idea how the basics of Hollywood work? It's getting kind of annoying.
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