July 27, 2009

Fashion Show: Yarn Gets Enough Cash to Buy Haven Shoulder Pads for Life. Ah, Love.

Tonight on Fashion Show, the moment we've all been waiting for. THE END.

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I wish my brain had this option.

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July 20, 2009

Fashion Show: Home Wretch

Tonight on the Fashion Show finale, Reco screams buuuullsheat and Fern comes out of her shell. Guess who else shows up? Not Beyonce, that's for damn sure.

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Nope. Still very busy. Raincheck?

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July 13, 2009

Fashion Show: Stealing Fug

This week on Fashion Show, it comes down to ugly clothes and ugly morals. Also ugly five gallon hats, ugly Sgt Pepper jackets, and ugly magazine editors, but I don't wanna make this confusing.

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This is the only part that wasn't hideous.

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July 5, 2009

Fashion Show: The Psychic Physic

This week on Fashion Show, an angel loses its wings but Honduras gains a midget in a catsuit.

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Uh oh. His feathers are raised. Get a net before he shits all over us.

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June 29, 2009

Fashion Show: Pooping on History

This week on Fashion Show, Eyesack gives someone a poison apple and they fall asleep FOREVAH!!!

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June 22, 2009

Fashion Show: You Were the Worst of the Night, Which Means You're Safe!

This week on Fashion Show, Kenley prays and Satan answers.

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June 15, 2009

Fashion Show: Mean Girls and Drama Queens

This week on Fashion Show, Eyesack starts turning into Anne Bancroft before our very eyes.

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June 8, 2009

Fashion Show: Normal People Are Fat and Ugly and Should Only Wear Black. Or Kill Themselves.

This week on the Fashion Show, there is a very important decision to be made. Should you reward the untalented one, the flake, or the untalented flake?

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You decide who's who.

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June 1, 2009

Fashion Show: You Can Put Your Foot in Your Mouth. It's Vegan.

This week on Fashion Show, I have never been more grateful for my fugly ass Crocs in my life.

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Nope. Still not Tim Gunn. Keep workin, though!

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May 25, 2009

Fashion Show: It's a Dress and a Sleeping Pill!

This week on Fashion Show, Not Beyonce struggles with simple English and a model falls asleep on the runway. Who can blame the ho?

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Surviving gay cancer is like surviving regular cancer, but way more girly and unintelligible.

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May 22, 2009:American Idol Finale: Skara Wins!
May 20, 2009:American Idol: Ham or Twinkies?
May 14, 2009:American Idol: Bite My Apple
May 13, 2009:American Idol: Trishoutalon
May 8, 2009:American Idol Results: Church Lady Can Suck It
May 6, 2009:American Idol: Rock Isn't Dead, but it Could Use a Haircut
May 1, 2009:American Idol Results: Hicks, Hams and Toothpic Gams
April 29, 2009:American Idol: Rat Hacks
April 24, 2009:American Idol Results: Moon Over Miami
April 22, 2009:American Idol: Fevered Disco
April 18, 2009:American Idol Results: SAVE!
April 15, 2009:American Idol: More Gore, Please
April 10, 2009:American Idol Results: Dandelion in the Wind
April 8, 2009:American Idol: Cutting the Ham
April 3, 2009:American Idol Results: Simon Loses His Ca(w)Ca(w)
April 1, 2009:American Idol: Yell Art
March 28, 2009:American Idol Results: Waking Up on the Wrong Side of the Smokey
March 26, 2009:American Idol: Uh...Notown
March 21, 2009:American Idol Results: Whore it Up at Home
March 18, 2009:American Idol: Country Crocks
March 14, 2009:American Idol Results: Your Lazy Eye is Out
March 11, 2009:American Idol: Dear Michael
March 6, 2009:American Idol Results and Wild Card: Not the Best Voice We've Heard... so You're In!
March 4, 2009:American Idol: Relevance
March 1, 2009:American Idol: The Return of Open Wound White
February 26, 2009:American Idol: Can't Get No
February 21, 2009:American Idol Results: Dreams of My Chicken Fingers
February 18, 2009:American Idol: Nigel, Come Home Baby
February 14, 2009:American Idolts: Stuff Happened and Then Salma Hayek Breast Fed Someone Else's Baby
February 12, 2009:American Idol: Four Rooms Full Of Crazay
February 7, 2009:American Idol: Don't Forget the....wait, what was I saying?
February 5, 2009:American Idol: Hollywood's Not For Sissies. Wait. Never Mind.
February 2, 2009:American Idol : Condensed Crazies
February 1, 2009:American Idol: The Merry Old Land of Osmonds
January 29, 2009:American Idol:Jacksonville:Home of the Dawg
January 25, 2009:American Idol: Louisville Sluggos
January 21, 2009:American Idol: The Wrong Rectum!
January 17, 2009:American Idol: Kansas City Is NOT In Kansas, Please Stop Singing "Over The Rainbow"
January 16, 2009:American Idol: Whore-Ass For Hollywood!
May 22, 2008:American Idol: Donna Summer Wins
May 21, 2008:American Idol: Fetus Bites Cook's Ear Off, Proceeds to Sing in Ear with Robotic Perfection
May 16, 2008:American Idol: Tapdancing Penguins: 1, Syesha: 0
May 14, 2008:American Idol: Dead Horses
May 8, 2008:American Idol: America's Most Smartest Idol
May 7, 2008:American Idol: Gang of Four and Songs of Ganja
May 1, 2008:American Idol: And Then There Were Four: Voodoo Dolls Really Do Work!
April 30, 2008:American Idol: Maybe Dolly Parton Week Wasn't So Bad After All...
April 24, 2008:American Idol: You Must Hate Me, America
April 23, 2008:American Idol: Brooke White and Restartgate
April 18, 2008:American Idol: Top 7 Results, Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth, or Something Like That
April 15, 2008:American Idol: Tonight Was Brought To You By Randy Jackson
April 10, 2008:Idol Gives Back 2: Give Me the Two and a Half Hours You Stole From Me and I'll Send My Own Goddamn Mosquito Net
April 9, 2008:American Idol: Top 8, The Future Belong$ to Tho$e Who Believe in the Beauty of Their Dream$
April 4, 2008:American Idol: Results: Jesus, Gravity, and Sticky Rice
April 2, 2008:American Idol: Dollywood Stock Just Plummeted
March 28, 2008:American Idol: Tonight, America Dies a Little Inside
March 26, 2008:American Idol: Billie Jean is Not My Cover
March 21, 2008:American Idol Results: Back to the Flat Bed
March 19, 2008:American Idol: Please Don't Wake Me, Peter Frampton Is Pissed
March 13, 2008:American Idol: Results: Horton Hears a Whore
March 12, 2008:American Idol: The Assassination of John Lennon
March 7, 2008:American Idol: Mom Jeans
March 6, 2008:American Idol: The Boyz -- Boss or Buggin'?
March 3, 2008:AMERICAN IDOL: RESULTS, AND ARCHULETA CRIES
February 28, 2008:American Idol: Hopelessly Crazy If You Leave Me Now, Wayward Son
February 27, 2008:American Idol: The Feat of the Fetus
February 22, 2008:American Idol: Results: Out Like A Fat Kid in Dodgeball
:American Idol: Grrrrrrl!
February 21, 2008:American Idol: Three Davids, Jeff Spicoli, and a Jacuzzi
February 15, 2008:American Idol: Hollywood Week Results Show
:American Idol: TVgasm Pops My Idol Cherry
February 9, 2008:American Idol: Let's Get This Show on the Road Already!
February 6, 2008:American Idol: The British Invade Hotlanta
February 3, 2008:American Idol: Miami - Swirling Wind of Ruin
January 31, 2008:American Idol: Poppin' Cherries
January 29, 2008:American Idle: Confessions of a Hollywood Week Failure
January 24, 2008:American Idol: San Diego
January 23, 2008:American Idol: Smiling Faces, Beautiful Places, and Plenty of Damn Losers
January 19, 2008:American Idol: Dallas, Land of Brotherhood
January 17, 2008:American Idol: Philly Cheese
May 27, 2007:Recap: American Idol Finale: The Final Squeeeeze!
May 23, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Finally
May 21, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: Booalittle
May 16, 2007:Recap: American Idol: We Snooze, You All Lose
May 12, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: Why, God?
May 9, 2007:Recap: American Idol: "You Can't Kill the Boogie, Man"
May 5, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: BFF
May 2, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Rock-y Road
April 29, 2007:Recap: Idol Gives Back: Shake Your Booty, Africa!
April 25, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Give a Little
April 20, 2007:Recap: Amerian Idol Results: Buh-Bye-Uh!
April 18, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Country Mourning
April 13, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: Idol Cares, but Do I Have To?
April 11, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Make a Run for the Border
April 5, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: Fourth Time's a Charm!
April 4, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Old School
March 30, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: Love Your Hair, Hope it Wins!
March 28, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Faux Rock Pony Hawk
March 22, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: When In Doubt, Jiggle Like You Mean It
March 21, 2007:American Idol: LuLu Invasion
March 16, 2007:Recap: American Idol Results: Bottom Boys
March 14, 2007:Recap: American Idol: The Top Two (And the Other Ten)
March 2, 2007:Recap: The Girls Are Still Better Than The Boys; Plus, Eliminations
February 28, 2007:Recap: The Boys Are Back In Town
February 23, 2007:Recap: American Idol: The First Cuts Are The Boring-Ist!
February 22, 2007:Recap: American Idol: White Girls Can't Sing
February 21, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Sooooo The Guys Kind of Suck
February 15, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Meet The Semifinalists! (We Guarantee You've Never Seen Them Before)
February 14, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Hollywood Up To No Good
February 8, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Milking The Auditions One Last Time...
February 7, 2007:Recap: American Idol: The San Antonio Spurned
February 1, 2007:Recap: American Idol: California Dreamin'
January 31, 2007:Recap: American Idol: High On Auditions
January 25, 2007:Recap: American Idol: New York, We Got A Hot One Tonight!
January 24, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Memphis Grizzlies
January 18, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Starless In Seattle
January 17, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Is Idol Back? You Betcha!
January 15, 2007:Recap: American Idol: Top 10 Most Annoying Idol Finalists
January 14, 2007:Classic Recap: American Idol: High Standards
January 5, 2007:Classic Recap: American Idol: Soaring Vocals, Gratuitous Cameltoes
January 4, 2007:Classic Recap: American Idol: Bright Lights, Sin City
November 3, 2006:Newsgasm: The Real Reason Why The Mets Lost The Pennant
October 26, 2006:American Idol Or Porn?
July 28, 2006:Proud To Be An American....Idol - Giveaway!
July 12, 2006:Fox Announces Seven Chances to Embarrass Yourself
July 10, 2006:Snoop Dogg Pushes the Limits of Street Cred
June 14, 2006:Andrea Bocelli Concerts are a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR INDUSTRY
June 9, 2006:Giving Things Away Can Be A Drag
June 7, 2006:Katloaf Suffers from Debilitating Stage Fright!
May 25, 2006:One Idol To Rule Them All
:TVgasm Infiltrates the Official McPhee Viewing Party
May 24, 2006:American Idol Live Blog 5-24-06
:American Idol Music Special: Don't Judge Me Edition
May 23, 2006:Down To This
:American Idol Live Blog 5-23-06
May 22, 2006:Paradise by the Idol Lights
May 19, 2006:TVgasm Encounters Bona Fide Case of McPheever
May 18, 2006:Another Idol Phones Home
May 17, 2006:Take Your Pick
May 16, 2006:TVgasm...Live!
May 11, 2006:Checking Into The Heartbreak Hotel
May 10, 2006:It's Now Or Never!
May 4, 2006:Avert Your Eyes!
May 3, 2006:No More Favors
:Knocks Me Off Of My Feet
April 27, 2006:Paula and Michael: Face to Face
April 26, 2006:There's Other Calamari In The Sea
April 25, 2006:Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
April 20, 2006:So Long, Sucker
April 19, 2006:High Standards
April 12, 2006:Another One Bites The Dust
:Queen For A Day
April 7, 2006:The Sum of All Fears
April 5, 2006:Who Picklered That Prom Dress??
:WHAT!?!?
April 4, 2006:My Country 'Tis Of ZZZs
March 30, 2006:McPhierce Competition!
March 24, 2006:One Cingular Sensation
March 23, 2006:Ryan Cabrera: Trendiest Guy At Fuddruckers!
:Pray For the Soul of Humankind
:The Sky Has Fallen!
March 17, 2006:A Small Wonder
March 10, 2006:Yay! Top Twelve!
March 7, 2006:Dawg For A Day
March 3, 2006:Looney Tunes
February 24, 2006:Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
February 17, 2006:The Top 24
:Everybody Loves Twins
February 9, 2006:We're Back!
February 4, 2006:Don't Mess With Texas Texas Is A Mess!
February 1, 2006:How to not make it on American Idol: A Las Vegas Story
January 26, 2006:If You're Singing in San Francisco
:Brush With Greatness?
January 25, 2006:Everybody Dance Now
January 20, 2006:Who's That Girl?
January 19, 2006:It's Baaaack...
August 22, 2005:The World Finally Makes Sense Again
August 5, 2005:Please Constantine, We Dare You
June 30, 2005:Bo Gets Married, Constantine Still Sucks
June 1, 2005:Fallen Idol
May 25, 2005:Kiss This Season Goodbye
:Paparazzi Idol
:Sleeping the Dream Alive
:Ay --- It's a Bump!
May 19, 2005:The Vonz: The Jukebox Tolls for Thee
May 18, 2005:Bice and Easy Does It Every Time
May 17, 2005:3,478 Episodes Later...
May 12, 2005:Passions of the Bice - A Photo Essay
:Carrie Underwood's Secret Romance With Ryan Phillippe Revealed!
May 11, 2005:You Cannot Touch The Seacrest!
:Fake Bake Mistake
May 5, 2005:ABC News: Officially Pathetic
May 4, 2005:Survey Says: Fox Slipped Up -- Or Did They?
:Suckiness: Now Available in Red, Black, or Pasty
May 3, 2005:This Is Not Aight; This Is Not Aight At All.
May 2, 2005:Paula Abdul: Pills? Maybe. Hot for Idol contestants? Not likely.
April 28, 2005:Sweet Relief
April 27, 2005:I Want YOU... To Barf
April 22, 2005:For Everything Else...There's Claystercard
April 21, 2005:As They Say, 'Idol' Hands...Grope Each Other!
April 20, 2005:Constantine Brings New Suck to American Idol
April 17, 2005:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE suck
April 14, 2005:Mystery Fan With Sign Identified
April 13, 2005:Vicodin to Paula Abdul: "Stop Eating My Family"
April 12, 2005:It All Makes Sense Now...
:Gasmini The Wondertastical...On American Idol
April 5, 2005:Hey Now, What's That Sound?
March 30, 2005:BREAKING NEWS - TVgasm Beats A Dead Horse
:Our Eyes -- They Burn! They Burn!
:As Long As We're Making Fun of Constantine...
:The Makings Of An Idol
:Barf Personified
March 22, 2005:UPDATE- Don't Call Just Yet
March 18, 2005:Paula's Rush, Rush Hour Mishap
March 16, 2005:Breaking News Heartstopper: Constantine Not So Bad
:Super Mario Appears On Letterman, Looks Very Short.
March 14, 2005:Mama Mia! Game Over for Super Mario
March 13, 2005:Vazquez is Out -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
March 8, 2005:Idol Mid-Season Break-Down
February 11, 2005:Hollywood: The Place Where Dreams Become a Reality TV Show
February 1, 2005:Bright Lights, Sin City
January 28, 2005:You Have the Right to Remain Famous
January 27, 2005:American Idol: New Orleans, Same Old Garbage
January 21, 2005:American Idol: Highlights from St. Louis, Misery
January 19, 2005:American Idol: Soaring Vocals, Gratuitous Cameltoes
May 26, 2004:Guided By Voices