I tried, Flip, but I can't stomach an entire episode. Love the recaps, though, which I'll continue to enjoy. Thanks for taking one for the team by suffering through this crappy show.

I have to nitpick one tiny thing, sweetums. Old Young Lady didn't make a dress. It was hotpants. Still slutty, but not quite as bad as a dress THAT short.

How the eff did Gayvitz not get sent home? That was the most horrendous pile of dog vomit that I have ever seen! Actually, I take that back, because at least dog vomit would have had some shape. That was literally a big piece of fabric wrapped around someone and belted to keep it from falling off. Then he stuffed some shoulder pads under it. NOT acceptable. Anywhere. Ever. He should have gone home and been stoned to death by his fellow London College alumni.

I didn't think that Witchy's dress was that bad. I sort of liked the tulle even. The back was horrible, but if she cut out that mesh in the back, it wouldn't have been so terrible. Definitely better than most of the dresses there. And even if she left the mesh in and just made it FIT, it wouldn't have been as bad. But it was just sagging there. Gross.

And that is what pisses me off about this show (and other design shows). How can you be a frigging designer and not know how to fit a fucking garment? Even if you have someone sewing it for you, you need to understand how the garment is made when you are doing the original design. You can't just draw a pretty picture and then hand it to someone else and say "Figure out how to make a dress that looks like this." Granted, that is probably what some of the top designers do... but they didn't start at the top. It is beyond ridiculous. And as a costumer, it pisses me off every time! Ok rant over. :p

Another wonderful recap, Flip. Thank you!

So I have to Tivo this show and then save it and wait to watch it until after your recaps get posted. Without your snarky commentary going in my head I just can't make it through the whole hour. This show is to Project Runway what Hell's Kitchen is to Top Chef. Double the drama and an eighth of the talent.

Oh, Flipit, I'm not even on page four yet and I had to comment on the In Living Color reference! I used to have a t-shirt with those two dudes on it. That guy needs a tiny hat!
Two snaps up, Flip!
Carry on...

Okay, I'm done.
Hilarious as always. But, come on people! Do you even remember the last season of PR? Suede? That perma-tan dude? It was worse than this. Even so, I'm seriously only watching it so I can be prepared when I read the recaps. It's like studying for a final!
Love.

Dear Sweet Flipit,

I LOL'd the entire time I was reading this recap - kadooz to you! And I used to be a fan of The Critic, too, but that diaper dress was hideous. Oh and didn't Fabric Cancer leave one little plane on the hip of her dress?

As much as I hate to admit it - I am really starting to like this show.

LOL, "Fuggies" are going to be a new national brand, I can feel it already!

Mexi-Jay is so fucking annoying and if I could say only one sentence to him it would be "Suave only costs a dollar, honey." My TV screen starts to buckle from the smell whenever he's on screen!

love to you, Flipit, let me know when the PB&J book comes out, K?

love, J-Mo :)

Loved the recap, Flipit, especially the "Supermarket Sweep" reference...

J-Mo:

"My TV screen starts to buckle from the smell whenever he's on screen!"

I'm dying!

Flipit I agree with what u saying about being gay and kind of shocked of how obviously gay these ppl are. There's nothing wrong with being out & proud but sometimes It's a little too out and proud like do these guys actually where this shit on a regular basis. Anyway Great Recap Flipit!!!

So funny, Flip it, so great you can make this funny!!! This really got me too!

"Witch smiles like "yes! My earthworm, old lady blood and Riccola concoction worked!"

J-mo, I cry for your TV--I too smell something, and you know what, there's some people I just don't want to look at, and he's one.

I found Witchy's delusions too funny, articulate . . . I loved that even the producers played back everytime someone told her "NO RED TULLE"

Guess the winning look was okay, the cut on the jacket was cool, but I think I liked the black dress with the piping best.

They are lucky I have no life and nothing better to do on a Thurs, or I'd , i'd . . . just read the recaps, dammitt!!!

Flipit, you have outdone yourself with this one. Even the title had me cracking up... "Tulle Academy!" LOL!!

I don't see how anyone can not love this show. (Hooray for double negatives!) It's delightfully tacky.

You're so right about Gayvitzs' toupe. Now I can only picture him bald when I look at him. And Merlin honey, wrapping your gradmother's boiled wool jacket around your head and buttoning the sleeves together, does not a fashion statement make.

Although not as articulate, the statements Reco makes have made more sense than most of the rest of them.

I give it two snaps up.

Between MexiJay and Merlin, I'm certain I caught an STD just from watching this trainwreck.

They don't call me itchy for nuttin'.

oops, forgot, how bout calling kinda almost pretty Snipe--fans of Harry Potter might see what I mean . . . just a thought tho . . .

I wanna know: why do the judges leave and go into some crappy back room to converse? They're the judges! It would be much more fun to see a Top Chef-esque stew room where the contestants could get drunk and yell insults and blame each other for bringing down their team. Maybe next season...wait, do we really want another season of this drivel? Kind of, yeah! :)

Belushi's toga in "Animal House" had better draping than Gayvitz's horror. That thing looked like it was made from a bedsheet.

I love your recaps, Flipit. And I share your confusion about the young gays dressing like pre-teen girls. (It's been going on for awhile; I worked with a guy who dressed like that almost ten years ago at a call center.)

If those exploited, underpaid Asian kids can learn to cut and sew, so can you, MexiJay! I would have voted him off just for exploiting little Asian children. Offensive much?

The show is a hot mess! Loved the Fuggies, rat face comments. And AbFab reference? You are after my heart! MexiJay looks like a fat John Cusack with a toupee. Gayvitz's dress should be the first entry into a Fashion Hall of Shame opening in Little Rock Arkansas where diapers are acceptable with the poor man's speed ball crowd (Red Bull and Tylenol PM over ice). Thanks for the har-hars and snarks.

Hilarious - especially the caption for the 'battling gaygamel' screencap

Okay, I know I'm a bit late to this party (a month? A year?) but I'm dying laughing over here, and now I have yet another bit of TV drivel I must watch because of my beloved Flipit.

Truth be told, I'm only on the first page, but this is a gem that I simply had to comment on before I continued: "You don't want to go to college? Fine. No really it's fine. I'm not using any tone, it's really fine. I just dreamt you would be better than the rest of us and now my dream is dead. But at least you're happy. Really. It's fine."

*Flashes back to my teenage years*

You, sir flipit, are classic. Simply classic. L.O. Freakin L.