I'm starting a petition to have Webster's add "minerally" to the dictionary. Good word.

Since the clothes on this show are incredibad, I don't care who goes home as long as it's not Men on Film Reco or The Incredible Flaming Merlin. Those 2 are pure comedy gold.

Haven't seen the episode yet, so I'm only going off the screen grabs, but I have to ask. Are those CORN DOGS on the collar of the Haven/Yarn Lady monstrosity?

OMG OMG OMG - "Das from a story called Art of Whore" - Flipit, you keel me (in the words of Merlin).

I was all set to call my eye doctor when everyone was gushing about Yarn Lady and Tax Haven's wonderful outfit. To me, it looked like the model was dressed in the dark. Glad to see you also thought it was fug. All the outfits this week were pretty bad. I did love the Reco/Kenley drama, putting them together was genius.

And may I ask WTH Fern was wearing? It looked like nurse's scrubs to me. It amazes me that the judges often look worse than the models - and on this show that is quite the accomplishment.

So many good laughs Flipit - the girls in the diner, the dodo bird hair. Thanks so much for the hilarious recap. xoxo

Ugh, as much as I would've loved to see Kenley get the boot, Lydia really tripped up this week.

Gotta give props to Reco. I would've beat the bitch's ass by now.

Personally, I didn't think either of the top two looks was that bad... if you were going for a high fashion/sophisticated look. They absolutely wouldn't work if you were looking for something to wear to Walmart. ;-) And I think they did capture the essence of Mizrahi's designs. I don't love everything he does, but some of it is nice. He did some stuff for Liz Claiborne this year that are gorge! Anyone who would like to purchase the orange silk dress from that collection for me, please leave me a message. :p

I don't get why you guys all hate Kenley more than Reco. They are both assholes, but he really is the bigger asshole. Just because his speech impediment and lack of understanding of the english language causes him to say funny shit, it doesn't make him less of an asshole. He has thrown WAY more tantrums and egotrips than anyone else on the show. And he has talked more trash than anyone else on the show. Plus, I thought that Kenley was trying to make up with him at the end of the show and he just acted like a spiteful bitch.

Love you, Flip! Thank you for another great recap! *mwah*

Actually, that dude Andrew Zimmern on Bizarre Foods (the one where he eats bugs and organs and awful stuff while traveling all over the world) uses the word 'minerally' all the time when he describes some of the weird stuff he eats - especially organs.

Keep up the good work. Love your recapp'n!

P.S. Flipit - I also saw Eyesack on Iron Chef! Totally agree his opinions were lukewarm and useless.

Flip, you slay me. I was busting a gut when I read the "It's Eyesack! Dressed like Amelia Earhart on an Entenmann's binge."

Other great lines:

I wonder how Sun Tzu would feel about being misquoted by a flaming stripper designer.

Das from a story call "Art of Whore", okaaay?

"Goodbye! I'm gonna ride over her on the retarded bus and then back up." The cute thing is that he put himself on the retarded bus.

This show is sooooo bad, but I just can't wait to watch it so I can read your review!

Does anyone else think that Merlin is what Sanjaya will look like in 20 years?

Speaking of Merlin, has anyone noticed how much he has transformed? When he first came on the show he was insulting people and very flamboyant. Now he is like a little puppy that you want to cuddle. I didn't like him at first but now he is one of my favorites.

you guys are hilarious! I lol reading the comments as much as the fab commentary. Men on film can talk all the trash he wants he's created some of the most wearable garments on the show in record time too-and that's saying alot. this show is a hot mess but I watch for the great recaps:)

My favorite line: "They're called points. Count 'em." I've been laughing over that all afternoon. It's helping to take my mind off the fact that I only have ten points left and it's 1:45. Curse you, Florine Marks!

Thanks for the entertaining read!

Oh Flip it!!! You're such a joyous read, even on a disaster like this show . . . I agree with all the call outs in the comments, and one of my faves, untcay should be lead into with an "an" not "a" (just kidding . . . you know I'm typo queen . . . hee . . .

I think Andrew Zimmerman is adorable, but kissing a man with that bug breath . . .

Snotchy, I agree that Kenley was trying to make peace, and also, that she took responsibility was refreshing--those diaper pants were the worst--could she not see that!?

I thought Reco's top was the best piece of the night, also liked the two coats, sans the redonk african buttons . . .

I do think they all sucked coz they were trying to be eyesacks who I'm not impressed with the hodge podge looks from. . .

I actually liked Veronica and i think she'd be better than NOTB, not that I hate NotB, she's just not a fashion anything . . .

Ah well, as much as I protest, I go through loops to watch this shit!

Smootches . . .

I kept laughing at the Martha Stewart gal because 'culotte' actually means 'panties' over here...

I can't stand Merlin. He just disgusts me. I'm convinced the inside of his mouth is permanently coated with a fuzz of E.coli and that's where the accent comes from. And those STUPID STUPID clothes he wears. He's one of those people who make me wish for true interactive television where I can reach inside the screen and squeeze him until he pops like the zit he is.

That JamesPoll idiot savant is another one -- what about that IDIOTIC jacket he was wearing during the eliminations?

I agree that Reco's definitely the most annoying of the two. He's always trash-talking everyone else.

I suspect that Kenley's just getting the bitch edit.

If I ever get rich and need a lawn jockey I'm hiring Merlin. He already has the outfit.

Don't hold back now, Itchy. Tell us what you really feel!

I just love little Merlin. He is a cutey and seems sweet, too. I think he started off flamboyant and bitchy because that was what he thought (or had been told) was expected, but as he has gotten more exhausted and stressed out, the real person has shone through.

Besides, I thought his "male domination" comment was totally in jest.

I'm pretty sure Merlin is "in it to win it." I think one of the prizes is a year worth of Botox.