Just Kidding
We hope that none of you suffered any heart attacks before realizing it was all a big April Fool's gag.
First of April - THE LATEST
April 2, 2006
For those of you who visited TVgasm on April 1st, you were in for a rude awakening as we redesigned the site in the mold of one the least readable sites out there. Maybe it would have been OK, but all of the posts were even more self-absorbed than normal, and weren't very original to boot. At least it only took a few minutes work for each one. Some of you may have missed out on the joke and we moved back some of the old posts so our archives wouldn't be out of whack, but we saved it just in case you want to revisit what TVgasm looked like on April 1st, 2006.
April 1, 2004
Loves It!
Look, bitches! Me with Penelope Cruz! We ran into each other at the Coffee Bean!!! I asked her why she didn't come to my birthday party -- which featured Kelly Osbourne, Sophia Bush, Tori Spelling, and many, MANY other celebrities that I know. Penelope said she didn't know who I was, and I was like "Girlfriend, you're a funny bitch!" I can't wait to tell my good friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan about this.
Do you know what it feels like for a girl? In this world? :)
My Fans Love Me!
Thanks, bitches! I'll have to forward this to my very good friends, La Lohan and Paris!
This Picture is Completely Original
Celebrities Love P-Side!
I was on MTV Nova Scotia today! I can thank my agent at CAA for that. Afterwards I hung out with Paris Hilton! She's my main bitch! Then we celebrated my birthday and you'll never guess who came to MY birthday!
First, Santino Rice from Project Runway 2 showed up. That was a surprise. I thought only La Lohan and Paris Hilton would come by -- because they're my friends and all. But anyway more people showed up, and I'm not just talking about my friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
Lizzie Grubman came by and so did Wilmer Valderamma, Corbin Bernson (hottie!), and Marisa Tomei!! They all showed up at my birthday party!
The best part was when 50 Cent showed up and sat next to MY table! I thought that being a rapper and all, he'd be way to cool to come to my birthday party -- since I'm just a blogger -- but he came! I was so excited, I immediately ran and got my good friend Paris Hilton. I was like "Paris, where's our other good friend Lindsay Lohan?" She didn't know (luv ya!).