Look, bitches! Me with Penelope Cruz! We ran into each other at the Coffee Bean!!! I asked her why she didn't come to my birthday party -- which featured Kelly Osbourne, Sophia Bush, Tori Spelling, and many, MANY other celebrities that I know. Penelope said she didn't know who I was, and I was like "Girlfriend, you're a funny bitch!" I can't wait to tell my good friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan about this.
Do you know what it feels like for a girl? In this world? :)
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Comments (11)
PLEASE STOP!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!! YOU ARE TOTALLY CAPTURING HIS ESSENCE!!! I AM DYING OVER HERE! HA HA HA HA!
1 of 11 | Posted by KimiBomb
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Posted on April 1, 2006 12:50 PM
B-Side, excuse me... P-SIDE...you are too funny! I am half embarrassed that I get all the references though. All it took was your April Fool's posting to make me realize what a loser I am. : )
2 of 11 | Posted by ra
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Posted on April 1, 2006 2:14 PM
Who are you making fun of ?
3 of 11 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on April 1, 2006 2:31 PM
yea the whole "bitch" thing is kinda annoying...
4 of 11 | Posted by ILUVMTV
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Posted on April 1, 2006 2:45 PM
OMIGOD
5 of 11 | Posted by Marisa
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Posted on April 1, 2006 3:38 PM
LOL
6 of 11 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 1, 2006 3:44 PM
*The Svan;
He's making fun of Perez Hilton :)
7 of 11 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 1, 2006 3:45 PM
Should I expect pics of Tori Spelling or someone equally gross to be posted later today here? Cuz I will stay clear from tvgasm for the rest of the day if it's the case :)
8 of 11 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 1, 2006 3:51 PM
I'm not going to lie, I was a little thrown off when I checked in this morning ... once I caught on (and it certainly took a second or 2) I couldn't stop laughing. This is absolutely hysterical. Thank you, "P-Side".
PS: I am also a little embarrassed that I caught on at all. We're all allowed a guilty pleasure or two though, right?
9 of 11 | Posted by YEAH_Chels
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Posted on April 1, 2006 5:39 PM
stacyrocks,
Thank you for your reply. The Svan googled that idiot and cannot believe people actually read that blog of his. What a fucking idiot.
10 of 11 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on April 1, 2006 7:10 PM
I think it's funny. I read that blog of his, so it makes it even better b/c I get the references too!
11 of 11 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on April 1, 2006 9:03 PM