Murphy, can I call ya Murphy? Thanks. Murphy, I too was left wondering why they have to bleep the word "ho." I guess Imus ruined it for everyone!

Ah, it's too bad there seems to only be one episode left. I could have used your filthy recaps a month ago. I really, really, REALLY do not want Leilene to win. She's too stupid to know what do with 50 grand. My guess is she'd spend it on bedazzled thongs and pixie stix. I kinda want Becky to win. I just think she's hilarious. Shay's too boring, Saphyri or whatever is too bipolar. What a waste of anger management classes.

What I find funniest of all, though, is how Broke was up on like 9 different black dude's dicks at the "prom" and now she's supposedly dating the whitest white guy ever, aka Mr. Boston from I Love New York. Say it with me, folks, dis-gus-ting.

Nicely done, Murphy's Law! I laughed out loud when I saw that Brooke puts the "VD" in VD. By the way, I think she meant to say that she was OVER 21, and thus could drink as she desired... apparently her drinking desires were "a lot" and "out of a phallic ice pineapple".

I would also like to see Becky win, but since Leilene has kids, I kind of want her to get the money. Assuming she doesn't spend it on thongs etc, as you suggested.

Like a Puerto Rican trying to pronounce shoes, I will try and get through this episode.
what kind of fucked up racism is that? what is up with this site? this is not the first time i have read something like this in a recap. it didn't used to be like this!

I used to come to this site all the time, too. This was a funny recap. I definitely think that the new recappers have a more "base" sense of humor. The humor is not nearly as intelligent as the original recappers. . .but some are still funny, like this one.

And the racism shit . . .yeah. I've seen a lot of that crap here. It's kinda gross.

I am not a Puerto Rican, but I find the statement you made extremely offensive and not at all funny. Since when has this site become so racist?

RACIST? What are you all talking about? First off you shouldnt be on this website if ANYTHING offends you! I think Murphy's Law hit it square on...Brooke is a HOE! Who yells in commentary that she is a good girl then flashes the camera for what I can imagine is like the 100th time shes done it! Becky I think is the most improved charm schooler but wouldnt mind seeing her or Leilene win.
Keep it up Murphy's Law..we need some good reading around here! AHHH YEAH BOY!

Recaps like this are the reason TVgasm is going completely downhill. Yeah, it's not completely terrible but face it, it's really not that good either. It's just mediocre, and sadly, it's become good enough for a lot of people at TVgasm.

Seriously. This isn't funny. At all. Whoever writes this just rambles on and I have no idea what he's talking about. For example:

"This week I predict Brooke (henceforth referred to as Broke) will be expelled. In related news, I predict Paris Hilton will exit jail and still be a stuck up asshole (although hopefully there will be a new video from the experience. Possible titles include the Occupation of Paris or Hanoi Hilton). Prison rape was never so Hilton-arious! I will also try to avoid selling out to corporate sponsorship... we'll see how that works out..."

Yeah...what the hell are you talking about? How is this related at all? Also his "rap" made me want to cry for him, not laugh, and the whole Puerto Rican comment...also completely unhumorous. Whoever said that the people dumbing down this recaps is right. People like B-Side showed truly intelligent humor and still managed to be hilarious. The guy that writes this is just sad.

i emailed tvgasm at staff@tvgasm.com to let them know my concerns about this and other racist/degrading comments. i'm not sure if it'll help, but i suggest you do too.

i enjoy making fun of people, but there's a fine line between that and being demeaning -- which isn't funny, and is actually cheap, an easy laugh.

RACIST? What are you all talking about? First off you shouldnt be on this website if ANYTHING offends you! I think Murphy's Law hit it square on...Brooke is a HOE! Who yells in commentary that she is a good girl then flashes the camera for what I can imagine is like the 100th time shes done it! "
Are you like...a fucking idiot?

"Like a Puerto Rican trying to pronounce shoes, I will try and get through this episode."

That sentence is racist. RockStar, do I REALLY need to break this down for you?

Rock Star, the observation made about Brooke might have been quite accurate, however, the statement made about Puerto Ricans was racist. Understand? I tried to make it as simple as possible for you to understand...you fucking idiot.

Bonita and Mr. Superville...do you both not understand that I CUT AND PASTE THAT COMMENT FROM SOMEONE ELSE (vivalicious, #6) and then made a comment on it? What the fuck? How am I the idiot in this situation?

Apparently the caliber of readers on the website has fallen with the caliber of writers.

Rock Star, I couldn't tell, because your post didn't start off w. quotation marks. My apologies.

Also, I noticed yesterday that there was a recap for Charm School posted -- I read the first couple of paragraphs, and while I don't remember exactly what was said, I know that there were more inappropriate/racist comments in the recap, very blatantly ripping on/challenging those of us who find these recaps racist. Now the recap has been taken down.

I wonder what's going on...

"Murphy's Law" doesn't fit in here because he's just not funny, and he's a terrible writer. I read this recap--no, excuse me, reCRAP, and literally cringed. People who try to be funny and fail so miserably always depress me.

Seriously, read this again. The writing style is so AMATUER:

"I like how the title's of each episode have very little to do with the actual going's on of the show. Of course, before I took the review reigns of this program, I never realized that anybody actually bothered to title them at all. I mean, seriously, can you name one episode of the Simpsons by it's ACTUAL title? Shit. It is now time for the recap."

Uh...digress much? Stay on topic. And don't flatter yourself...you didn't "take the reigns" of the programs-- you tried out and it doesn't seem to be working so well. Oh, and I love the robot command: "It is now time for the recap." Well, thank you ever so much, R2D2.

Oh, and I love this gem as well:
"Broke is a WHORE! "This would be funner if we were naked!" Wowie wow!
Mo'Nique is none too pleased with Broke's antics and invented a word to describe her. Slutacious! She's the Warren G. Harding of VH1, who'd thought? This is rapidly getting radical."

"This is rapidly getting radical"? Are you kidding me? And last time I checked, Warren G. Harding was a PRESIDENT and not known for making up words so once again, how does that relate to what Mo'Nique said AT ALL? Seriously, this guy is all over the place. I have no idea what he's talking about.

I miss B-side. :(