TVgasm Recaps

If you didn't watch VH1's amazing Flavor of Love reunion on Sunday, then you missed out on some of the best cat fights on reality TV since, well, the regular season of Flavor of Love. I never really got around to recapping this campy trifle of a show, but each episode was like some skanky, shrill delight. It was only fitting that this series had one of the most outlandish reunions ever in reality TV. Congratulations, mankind. Thousands of years on the planet, and it's all come to this.

In our ongoing attempt to provide hard-hitting investigative news, we found this questionable shot from the Flavor of Love reunion special. It looks to us like a good old-fashioned vag-slip, courtesy of the left-most skank, a.k.a. Hottie. Now, we can't get total confirmation on this -- the image is frustratingly obscured, but I think we've got a real contender. Uncensored image after the jump. Probably not safe for work.

Last night, VH1 premiered the latest installment of its hilarious albeit somewhat staged skankfest, Flavor of Love 2. The episode was a bit on the long side (ninety minutes to be exact), and while we love how this show brings out all of our inner Mo'Niques, we didn't really have the time to do a full recap. That being said, we've taken a few screen shots that will hopefully give you a sense of what this romantic quest is all about...

Flavor of Love 2, 8/6/06, VH1

We couldn't decide which was the best quote from last night's Flavor of Love 2 premiere; so we put our two favorite together in a handy-dandy Clipgasm. Think of it as a mini double feature.

Every now and then, we here at TVgasm like to check in on our favorite reality stars and see what they're doing to prolongue their time in the limelight. Today, we look at "Cherry," the spurned damsel from Flavor of Love who happily recalled the sheer joy she received from Flavor Flav groping her "cocoa puff." She wasn't long for that VH1 matchmaking show; so she did the next best thing: she slid on down to sister network MTV and took control of the situation on Next. Now she gets to choose who stays or goes. Full reality update after the jump.

Last night was the much anticipated reunion for Flavor of Love 2, a season that brought us a wide variety of bitches, skanks, and incontinent ho's. Back to moderate this highbrow affair was none other than MTV's Lala, whose appropriately enough managed to make her breasts look like two giant water balloons on the verge of popping. We knew it would be hard to live up to last season's wild reunion -- nay, it would be darn near impossible -- but when it comes to a bunch of loud skanks jockeying for airtime on basic cable, anything can happen...

Monique tries to teach the girls the joy of giving to others and challenges them to donate their skanky digs to Out of The Closet, a thrift store that benefits AIDS research. Unfortunately for some of the girls the store doesn't have a stripper section where they can resell beaded thongs or other used undergarments. These girls have a lot to learn. Thank God for Charm School!

"I'm the ugliest bitch! No, I am!"

*Note from the Editor: And now, ladies and gents, please welcome our newest Charm School aficionado, Murphy's Law!

I'm going to start my recaps of Charm School by guessing which of these wastes of boob implants will be cut from the show. My choice this week is Brooke. My reason? While being about as charming as a crack-addicted stripper with tourettes, her ratio of irritating remarks to entertaining dumb shit faces is terribly uneven. I have even gone so far as to bet my roommate on this, the prize being either oral sex or dishwashing. Bye bye Broke. And no, I did not misspell it.

Disclaimer: I am fully aware that picking on any show on VH1 is the same thing as kicking the shit out of the kid in class who has to wear a helmet and bib to school... Maybe that's why it's so much fun!