Last night was the much anticipated reunion for Flavor of Love 2, a season that brought us a wide variety of bitches, skanks, and incontinent ho's. Back to moderate this highbrow affair was none other than MTV's Lala, whose appropriately enough managed to make her breasts look like two giant water balloons on the verge of popping. We knew it would be hard to live up to last season's wild reunion -- nay, it would be darn near impossible -- but when it comes to a bunch of loud skanks jockeying for airtime on basic cable, anything can happen...
I didn't take notes on the reunion; so some of it might be a bit hazy. As usual, I'm sure you all can fill in the gaps in the comments section. Anyway, unlike last time, we didn't get to spend much time with each and every girl. Instead, we were subject to dumb filler pieces such as an unnecessary glimpse into the wonderful world of photo shoots (featuring many a thong) and a few recaps of the season. We also saw some sort of shabby montage of clips that I imagine were supposed to be the music video for Flav's dumb, new single. Needless to say, I could have gone with less montages and more catfights.
Speaking of catfights, two of the first people Lala interrogated were Saaphyri (I'm not even going to double-check the spelling on that one) and H-Town, the two girls who wound up punching each other on the very first episode. At first, it seemed like the fragile H-Town was on the road to mending when she apologized for her behavior, saying that she never, ever acts that way in real life. But then she had to go and add that Saaphyri probably conducts herself like a barbarian every day. Bitch, whatchu talkin' about? I thought we might be privy to the very first weave-pullin' extravaganza of the hour, but sadly, Saaphyri proclaimed that she had since taken anger management classes, and thanks to her nifty new certificate, she was going to stay calm and refrain from beating this bitch -- as she would have done the week prior. Now that's what I call inspiring!
Next out on Lala's couch was none other than... Goldie? Yes, Goldie from season one was back and rockin a dubious weave. I've always loved Goldie -- she is a fan favorite, after all -- but she had no business being back here. Every moment that she spoke was less time we had for fisticuffs, and that's all we really want to see, is it not? Anyway, Goldie chided Crazy for thinking that New York was her friend, and then later on, Goldie gave a little shout-out to Sumthin' for standing tall, even after she had managed to take a dump all over Flav's staircase. Word up to diarrhea, baby!
We then sat through a montage that was the very definition of the word "undulation." Yes, it was the famed booty-shakin' competition, and after watching the girls make every part of their body wobble like jello, we were then treated to a live performance by Like Dat, Bootz, and Buckwild where they once again showed they were unafraid to flirt with the dangerous world of wardrobe malfunctions. And by the way, I'm just putting it out there: Buckwild for season four of Dancing with the Stars.
Finally, after fifteen minutes, the man of the hour emerged: Flavor Flav! Just like every other part of the show, what he said was frequently punctuated by incessant applause, which was the producers' sly way of masking their excessive editing. Anyway, after watching Flavor's awful, aforementioned music video, Lala then opened the floor up to the ladies, who were able to finally ask him all their (itching and) burning questions. Buckwild was first, and in a totally unrehearsed bit, she asked Flav why he had cursed her out when she had left the show. This led to a profanity-laden argument as they discussed the merits of her questionable ghetto accent, but ultimately, as always happens with Flav and Buckwild, this scene ended with hugs and screams of "BUCKWII-YULD!!!"
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Comments (26)
Super boring.
I too saw the promos with FF meeting D's daughter and then nuthin!
Something tells me NY's appearance on the show and her readmittance to the house was only to get her segued into her own show. I'd be willing to wager that she was NEVER going to be picked and that the temper tantrum thrown at the finale was as staged as most other things on the show (i.e. Mom's visit, wacked-out performance on final date, et al...)
1 of 26 | Posted by gretcheepoo
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Posted on October 30, 2006 5:22 PM
Krazy can't sing - she sucked. Spunkee in black lace gloves from the '80's Madonna collection. Toastee looking her usual chemically enhanced self.
Bootz was the best (on the show and on the reunion) but that magenta tipped weave was atrosh. Loved when she yelled at NY that was a "Drag Queen with NO ASS!" LOL!
Oh and I heard that the Buckwild Bitch is selling that shoe she threw on eBay.
hb
2 of 26 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on October 30, 2006 5:39 PM
Buckwild's shoe:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Flavor-of-Love-2-Reunion-Buckwilds-Shoe_W0QQitemZ110049250743QQihZ001QQcategoryZ201QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110049250743
3 of 26 | Posted by LeesahK
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Posted on October 30, 2006 6:39 PM
"Oh, Kermy!"
This had me rolling! So true, so true. Either Flava Flave is a very little man ( which I imaging he is) or Delishis is a large girl ( which I can definitely see...you can't miss that rear end).
4 of 26 | Posted by IVofRealityTV
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Posted on October 30, 2006 7:40 PM
so what r u supposed to do with buckwild's shoe on e-bay?..chuck it at someone else .. like a chain letter...
did anyone notice how much worse Nibblz lithp was?
hb..i also admired Bootz magenta tips..
New Yorks Mom, Ole T-Rex herself.
5 of 26 | Posted by dredge
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Posted on October 30, 2006 8:11 PM
I can't even believe I watched almost every episode of this show. I'm pathetic. I need an iBook/TV intervention - I actually even recorded it. Sad, I know.
I loved the "Oh, Kermy!" caption - LOL! I think Deelishis gained some lard - even her arms and face looked chunky. She must have been dealing with the devastating absence of Flav through food therapy. Why always the clingy polyester though? Why? One should NOT EVER be able to detect cellulite on fully covered asses - EVER!
Every instance of any tonsil-hockey, or fuzzy-bumping on this show literally made me queasy. Flav is gross, the girls are all gross, and the girls settling for sloppy seconds on the same day was gross. Flav is a grubby little troll.
New York AKA, the aptly named TIFFANY - exquisite jewel that she is - is a trip. Who could have ever imagined a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome baby could go so far? Her mother seriously looks like how I would imagine a Haitian Zombie would look.
Finally, I would like to say, that Goldie is WRONG. Not everyone inevitably finds themselves in a situation where they shit on the floor. I'm open to debate on this one - anyone who has experienced this please step forward!
6 of 26 | Posted by Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
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Posted on October 30, 2006 8:26 PM
Is this reunion in two parts ? What happened to the promos with Delishis' daughter ? Is nibbles now a porn star ?
Dont know why the gasm doesnt cover this show every week. Its one of the funniest reality shows out there and infinitely more entertaining than the last few seasons of The Bachelor.
7 of 26 | Posted by Shoe-In
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Posted on October 31, 2006 5:33 AM
Dredge - so what r u supposed to do with buckwild's shoe on e-bay?..chuck it at someone else .. like a chain letter... - Awesome
I know this sounds ridiculous, but I expected a lot more from the reunion. The sneak peek vid was waaaaaayyyyyy more entertaining. VH1 must be saving all the good parts for the unrated DVD they'll release for this season.
8 of 26 | Posted by waytointothis
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Posted on October 31, 2006 5:55 AM
So what was the explanation for Buckwild's sometimes-accent?
9 of 26 | Posted by Vidle
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Posted on October 31, 2006 6:16 AM
d- the 'shoe-throwing-chain-mail' was a great image. (you still intrigue me)
Where was the Chinese Paychyntz girl?
hb
10 of 26 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on October 31, 2006 6:35 AM
If you want to get more of the reunion show - there are extra clips available on VH1's VSPOT:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flavor_of_love_2/series_videos.jhtml
11 of 26 | Posted by CaliGirlinGA
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Posted on October 31, 2006 6:50 AM
Why the Saaphrye ("LipChap" girl) try and go after New York? I didn't think they had even met. LipChap got the boot the 1st day. New York came in way down the line. That didn't make sense to me.
I think that Nibblz is actually very pretty. I like seeing the girls when someone else does their makeup. Some of them are actually very pretty women.
12 of 26 | Posted by ClariceStarling
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Posted on October 31, 2006 6:51 AM
I agree that this show shoulda been blogged each week. It's hilarious mindless fun! Not sure any of us should admit we ever watched it but for sheer entertainment value..its the bomb! Please blog I LOVE NY!!
This reunion was such a letdown. The editing was horrible and the things they chose to keep in were a big waste..ala Flav's video and drawin on NY's mom's face (i am sure his 2 year old grandchild found humor in that). Where was Bootz's confession that she finally "gave it up" haha sucka! Just NOT to Flav!
I laughed that Miss "Anger Management" was right there in on a fight..that had nothing to do with her..she may need a refresher course. Who would want a stanky shoe that Buckwi-yald wore whether it hit or missed anyone? And OMG that Bootz was like a little terrior..she kept jumping into the security's arms. I am sure NY had to have security walk her to her car. Krazy..bless her heart..well there is always modeling. And I loved the Kermie comment bout Dee and Flav..i couldnt help but keep staring at the size difference..he looked like that next to NY too. I wonder if the "pics" Dee sent Flav were the nasty nude ones of her floating round the web. Didn't she call Toastee out for that?? hmmmm
I love NY! As much of a HBIC that she is and even if it's all an act..it cracks me up! From Season One to the ass baring scene on the beach..she keeps ya entertained. She's FABULOUS!
13 of 26 | Posted by UgoGurl
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Posted on October 31, 2006 8:16 AM
Who posted this? It doesn't say ....
I fell asleep before this came on, but it doesn't sound like I missed much
14 of 26 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on October 31, 2006 9:09 AM
I have to admit I watched every episode of BOTH seasons - even though I think Flav is gross and most of the girls are low-lifes looking for their 15 minutes.
As for NY - I KNEW she was only on this season as a seque into her own show. It's been out and about for a minute that she was trying to get her own show. Personally, I will NOT watch. I don't think she's entertaining. I think she's crazy and annoying to watch (open your eyes already WOMAN). And the only thing that makes her remotely interesting is all her bitchiness towards the other woman. Watching her with a bunch of men? Well that's simply BORING. IMO
15 of 26 | Posted by livemusicjunkie
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Posted on October 31, 2006 9:12 AM
I completely agree live music junkie---I will not watch her show- her fake behavior should not be encouraged in any way and giving her a show- what bullshit.i have watched every episode of seasons one and two and will catch this reunion sometime this week.
So are delish and flav together- didn't bside say he was hitting on bootz at the reality awards?
16 of 26 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on October 31, 2006 10:02 AM
" i didnt know anyone could sprout plastic hair"
17 of 26 | Posted by elz
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Posted on October 31, 2006 11:17 AM
New York may be good TV, but I seriously cannot stand her. She is so disgusting and blindly arrogant. She thinks she's the hottest thing walking the earth. She does look like a drag queen and was wearing a ridiculous weave. She's so dumb too. Her only comeback to everything the other girls said to her was "Yes! And it's fabulous!". Wake up, New York. It's not. It's sadly not. And I don't believe for one second she was being genuine to Deelishis at the end of the show. She's so fake. Also, if she believed her and Flav would always be friends, why did she go off on him when she was eliminated? Dumbass.
I had only two disappointments about this reunion show: 1. That Buckwild's shoe missed New York's face 2. That she didn't get the asskicking she deserved from Bootz and/or Deelishis.
P.S. Krazy definitely should keep her dayjob.
18 of 26 | Posted by hollabackboy
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Posted on October 31, 2006 12:01 PM
You think Krazy HAS a dayjob?! she's sitting at home picking her teeth.
It was obvious by her two finger clap to Delishiz that New York was insincere. C'mon..no mystery there.
19 of 26 | Posted by dredge
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Posted on October 31, 2006 1:55 PM
Krazy probably thought she could sing after people told her she looked like Alicia Keys... Just because you look like a celebrity or music artist doesn't mean you can do what they do!
NY was at an all-time low during the reunion show. Over the top drag queen act. I like how all of the girls were hatin' on her. And Saaphryi... her anger management certificate went out the window. I really thought Bootz was able to get a swing in, but that was the deception of editing! Poor editing at that.. I really could have dealt with less clips of the entire season (which was boring anyway) and more drama! But alas.. no.
Payshintz probably went back to China, where she would be "treated like a queen." Instead they brought Bamma and Spunkee back? They were barely there.
20 of 26 | Posted by IJustWatch
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Posted on October 31, 2006 3:15 PM
Who the f*ck is Bamma anyway.
I don't rememeber her and sadly, I think I saw every episode.
I'm so embarassed.
21 of 26 | Posted by waytointothis
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Posted on November 1, 2006 6:27 AM
I THINK DEELISHIS IS FAKE:
Now someone tell me WHY they believe Deelishis' fake ass apology:
1. Deelishis claims she just wanted to talk to her....so what's up with the fucking sneakers then ?
2. Why did she try to run backstage after she saw Bootz ran backstage ?
3. And why didn't she address NY directly when she apologized....instead she referred to her in the third person...that is NOT an apology...I think she was saving face for Flav cuz Flav did say he does not want a violent woman
4. I don't know why everyone is buying into Deelishis' act cuz I dont think she's different from any of the other women
5. NY looks like the bad guy cuz she's upfront with it...I actually appreciate that vs someone who is trying to cover it up
You all who are hatin on NY need to stop...she's real with it and not putting up a front
22 of 26 | Posted by Missthang
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Posted on November 2, 2006 1:31 PM
If New York is so real, then why did she pretend to be Krazy's friend, when she was anything but? Or why did she pretend to be all sweet to Flav's kids, when she called them little bastards in her interview? Also, why did Deelishis' apology have to be fake? She probably took some time out backstage, cooled off, and went back out, and tried to be mature about things. Maybe she even did it for the sake of her daughter. Is that so hard to believe?
23 of 26 | Posted by hollabackboy
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Posted on November 3, 2006 12:03 PM
goldie was right. krazy would have been better off talkin to Jesus. i love how during all the chaos, Lala was sittin on the floor in the corner!!
24 of 26 | Posted by Lc88
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Posted on November 4, 2006 11:01 PM
Urgh! BW's shoe on eBay?? I went to that URL, and her shoe looks straight up nasty- you'd pay $$$for something her feet were in. Blech!
The show was rather lame compared to last year, not the least of which is we get to learn that VH1 is giving NY her own show. Way to feed the narcissist. Who in their right mind would voluntarily compete to be with this bipolar nutter?? Anyway, I'd have paid big money to see Bootz whoop NY's bony butt. If I had to hear NY say "I am NY; I AM fabulous!" one more time, my T.V. would have born the brunt with my shoe through it (of course, if I'd bid for Buckwild's shoe and then done it, the ironic symbolism would have been so much more fulfulling. *sigh*).
25 of 26 | Posted by Shaz
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Posted on November 10, 2006 9:06 AM
I don't care what they did in the reunion cuz all of them are fakeo wat''.
26 of 26 | Posted by Haitian forever | Posted on January 28, 2009 4:33 PM