October 28, 2009

Flipping Out: Google Links Can Kill a Relationship

We open this fine Flipping Out Reunion with a clip of Jeff explaining his "number two rollover minutes" employee plan. You're either disgusted and looking for another website to go to right now or you're like me: totally fascinated about the details of this plan. Let's do this.

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Hottest murderess of the season.

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October 23, 2009

Flipping Out: Ice Pop Babies

This week on the season finale of Flipping Out, we learn a little too much about alternative childbirth.

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We kept you next to the fat free fudge pops and Lean Cuisines for too long. Let's get you some chardonnay.

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October 15, 2009

Flipping Out: Team Spirit

Tonight on Flipping Out, it's a good thing homeless people don't have TV cuz it gets ugly real fast.

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Whoopi get going! You're gonna be late to work!

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October 8, 2009

Flipping Out: Are You Smocking Me?

It's a boring day at Jeff Lewis' office. Let me tell you, Gasmii, if you have no interest in tile, you might just want to skip this recap because it's all about tile. Wall tile, floor tile, pool tile and glass tile on shits. I kid you not. There's a lot of chatter and not a lot of action. I've had it up to here with this emo crap and I think I miss Rachel.

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Yeah, I said it.

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October 1, 2009

Flipping Out: Repercussions, Consequences and Fall Out

Hola Gasmii! So I'm feeling really good about myself because I am superskinny as I'm just coming off a 48-hour fast. You know, the first twenty four were for Yom Kippur but I like to double up because God LOVES skinny girls. So forgive me since I'm a little light-headed. And maybe a bit drunk.

Speaking of things that make your head spin . . . who can I possible hate more? Ryan Seacrest? Or the squeaky munchkin and her neanderthal husband who own Skytop? Fortunately, I have plenty of hate to spread around so everyone's going to get a tiny piece of Tiny Elvis' mind this week.

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There must have been a run on "ugly" and "hate" because we seem to have plenty of both.

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September 25, 2009

Flipping Out: A Slap in the Face and A Knife in the Back

Remember last week when I said that everyone needed a fashion intervention except for Trace because he only owned a pair of jeans and a white shirt? Well, I was wrong.

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So very wrong.

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September 17, 2009

Flipping Out: Where Are Stacy and Clinton When You Need Them?

Seriously. I'm a big fan of the crossover - you know, where the characters from one television show appear on another for an episode or two - but I believe this may be an actual emergency. Everyone on this show, except for Trace who only owns a pair of jeans and a white shirt, is in dire need of a makeover, and I think we need a whole lot of What Not to Wear. I don't think it was bad bacon that took Jeff down. I think it was bad fashion.

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Exhibit A

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September 10, 2009

Flipping Out: Is That Your Bad Mojo or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

So I'm watching this week's episode of Flipping Out and I'm all "Shawn is totally the tiki doll." You know the episode of The Brady Bunch where the family goes to Hawaii and the boys find a tiki doll and it brings them all sorts of bad luck? Greg almost drowns, Peter almost gets bitten by a spider, Don Ho shows up . . . So that's where I was going with this and BOOM - middle of the episode and Jenni gets all smart and show-offy and declares Shawn to be the tiki doll. Well, I thought of it first and I'm sticking with it.

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You're cute but the only way to end this crappy week at Jeff Lewis' office is to return you to the caves and give you back to Vincent Price.

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September 2, 2009

Flipping Out: Good Morning! It's a Bad Hair Day at Jeff Lewis' Office.

This week on Flipping Out, Rachel SUCKS. So much. And I hate her. I hate her because she has no sense of humor and no sense of how to play Jeff's games. It's so easy, no? All week Bravo has been teasing me with clips of someone quitting and I pray to all reality television gods that it's Rachel.

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Rachel, Goddess of the Unwashed Hair and Unbrushed Teeth.

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August 30, 2009

Flipping Out: Grab Your PJs - It's Taco Tuesday

Welcome back Gasmii! It turns out that Jeff's newest clients like to work the same way I do -- in PJs. With a stripper. Eating tacos. So grab your puppy pajamas and check out this week's flip.

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I just don't understand why Jenni can't get a date.

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October 28, 2009:Flipping Out: Google Links Can Kill a Relationship
October 23, 2009:Flipping Out: Ice Pop Babies
October 15, 2009:Flipping Out: Team Spirit
October 8, 2009:Flipping Out: Are You Smocking Me?
October 1, 2009:Flipping Out: Repercussions, Consequences and Fall Out
September 25, 2009:Flipping Out: A Slap in the Face and A Knife in the Back
September 17, 2009:Flipping Out: Where Are Stacy and Clinton When You Need Them?
September 10, 2009:Flipping Out: Is That Your Bad Mojo or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
September 2, 2009:Flipping Out: Good Morning! It's a Bad Hair Day at Jeff Lewis' Office.
August 30, 2009:Flipping Out: Grab Your PJs - It's Taco Tuesday
August 24, 2009:Flipping Out: Neuroticism and Condescension at Its Finest
July 8, 2008:Flipping Out: 007 -- Lewis, Jeff Lewis
July 2, 2008:Flipping Out: Rollin' With the Punches and Plaster
June 23, 2008:Flipping Out: Another Round of the Jeff Lewis Cocktail