From time to time, I like to check in on my favorite Food Network star, Giada De Laurentiis of Everyday Italian, to see what she's got cookin'. Okay, that's not entirely true. While I do enjoy the Giada cuisine (I happily butchered her rigatoni in bechemel sauce just last week), the real reason I tune in is simply to gawk at her oversized noggin. Seriously, this woman has the largest cranium on basic cable, and it only gets larger when she bares those vicious chompers of hers. This woman has more teeth than a comb factory (rimshot!). But Giada, if you're reading this, please know that this is what makes you special and unique. I wouldn't want you any other way.
Please make me dinner one day. Please please?
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Comments (13)
That picture is priceless!
1 of 13 | Posted by cocoa hill | Posted on November 24, 2005 11:03 AM
best screenshot ever.
Someone needs to seriously use some geomotric equation on that smile. It is a perfect rectangle.
2 of 13 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on November 24, 2005 11:12 AM
B-Side, If Giada is right about only one thing, it's those Japanese bread crumbs. Check 'em out.
3 of 13 | Posted by holyterror | Posted on November 24, 2005 11:19 AM
Quite possibly the most unflattering pic of her. Wow. With the way she grits her teeth, it reminds me of Anime.
4 of 13 | Posted by British | Posted on November 24, 2005 11:53 AM
I just spent two minutes in front of a mirror seeing how far I would have to distend my lips to achieve this amount of dental overexposure. I think I tore something...
5 of 13 | Posted by coca hill | Posted on November 24, 2005 2:17 PM
Remember Merv Griffin said big heads make great tv.All the big movie stars had big noggins according to him.She has my vote.
6 of 13 | Posted by david wilson | Posted on November 24, 2005 2:19 PM
you should call her what I call her:
Bobblehead!
P.S. I've made Giada's Osso Buco several times. It's easy and good. (except for that time I burned my face)
7 of 13 | Posted by arnold | Posted on November 24, 2005 4:27 PM
All right, somebody's gotta say it. Doesn't she look like Natalie Portman?
8 of 13 | Posted by RealityTV4Me | Posted on November 25, 2005 6:38 AM
I'd love to see her get pissed at something or someone -- anything, anyone.
9 of 13 | Posted by holyterror | Posted on November 25, 2005 7:24 AM
Those teeth of hers have got to be fake I mean no ones teeth are that big seriously now people.
10 of 13 | Posted by Hes1223 | Posted on November 25, 2005 3:43 PM
Oh, yeah! Natalie P! I didn't quite make the connection, for some reason.
She's so perky, it's scary.
11 of 13 | Posted by Donna Martin Graduates! | Posted on November 25, 2005 8:46 PM
Is there any female on on this network that isnt incessantly perky and acts liek they are living in their own kung fu movie?
12 of 13 | Posted by Jimzers | Posted on November 26, 2005 4:34 PM
You appear to be so distracted by her teeth that you are missing the obvious. You need to be watching her neckline! On every one of her shows I have seen, she starts out buttoned up like a nun, but as the show progresses, the buttons come undone, the neckline opens wide, and the ample cleavage is displayed. By the end of the program, every guy watching who isn't gay or dead, regardless of age, will be visibly aroused.
13 of 13 | Posted by Caine | Posted on December 11, 2005 9:27 AM