OMG!!! That is disgusting!

My eyes! My eyes!!

parkay?

welcome back.

OOOH daddy dub is back! Missed you lots - and what a hilarious comeback - makes me hungry for country crock.

Genius, pure genius! Welcome back!

Ooooooh my God! That is just sick!! How is she still alive??? After that lard hot dog from a couple months ago and now this??! Someone needs to examine and study her mutant arteries.

It's like shes making a dish where the entire ingredient list is just butter.

Mix 1 part melted butter with 2 parts semi soft unsalted butter, then pour over 12 sticks of butter in a casserole dish. cook at 350 for 20 minutes, and serve with a pat of butter and a glass of skim milk.

sg-dub....please tell me you left some sort of context out of the recap...

if not...that is just dis-gusting.

p.s....welcome back!!

HEY daddy dub!
I hope I can catch this one on the repeat.
Anyone else see the Chenbot as a judge on Iron Chef America? Chentastic!

Her face when she's chowing on the amuse bouche!!! Too funny!

And "Butter Face"! That was GOLD.

Is this for real?

Barf.

In today's episode Paul made two casseroles with processed bread crumbs moistened with melted butter as a garnish. No problem! When I process the bread I'll also pulse in Lipitor, Zocor, Mevacor, Crestor and Digoxin.

Sorry, "Paula" of course!

welcome back, sg-dub!

rob-rot- processed bread crumbs? sounds tasty. i once saw her make a southern "layer salad," which consisted of nuts, sugar, bacon, sugar and mayonnaise dressing, croutons, meat, raisins, and i'm sure there was butter in there for something... i personally think she should have called her dish "fast heart attack," but i guess ms. dean classified it as salad because she just added a huge chunk of iceberg lettuce to the bottom.

i can feel the arteriosclerosis building in my valves whenever ms. dean shows off her 'fine southern cookin' "

I can just feel the lipids in my system rejoicing at the sight of their brethren being wholly swallowed and probably, eventually, most likely and certainly clogging her arteries to the point of heart attack and possible death.

Miss Paula, please try to refrain from drinking the butter. You can always pour it over a salad or some chocolate ice cream but please...never again with the butter straight up.

HAHAHA! Crack me up! Although I haven't seen this episode, I try to watch Paula as much as possible because she reminds me of my Southern roots! I LOL the other day when she was making green beans and new potatos with her sons and she was putting about 6 pats of butter on them and said "I just love the taste of butter." and one of her son's was like "No, really??" She just stopped for a second then burst out laughing! I've got the Food Network Favorites cookbook and in her profile they asked "What are you three favorite foods" and I believe her answer was "Butter, mayo and cream cheese." LOVE PAULA!!

Ha ha! Love it. Can anyone tell me a website to upload these to, to make an animated GIF? Thanks!

This is the *perfect* come-back, sg-dub. Doesn't get any better than our favorite buttery chef. I wonder if Paula put butter on her kids' Slip n Slides when they were little? What am I talking about, of course she did.

I have to say I haven't laughted so hard in all my life.

I LOVE you Paula!!!!

I have a hard time believing the FTN would allow Paula to put a bowl of butter up to her lips and then continue to dispense the last drop back into the processor... sg-dub, have you been altering the sequence of the stills??
BTW Welcome back.

I've noticed that nobody has made any comments about George Duran the "Ham on the Street". I find his show completely useless to real cooks but it is truly amazing to see what some ordinary folk will put in their mouths.

Sorry Guys I have to say it... I love Emeril Lagasse's show. I will always be grateful knowing the difference between Mirepoix and Trinity. I would have never, in my life, have made gumbo if it wasn't for Emeril. I got lucky that night, Emeril, if you know what I mean... BAM!! Another NOTCH!!

More opionions:

Flay = ass
Lieberman = don't know why I avoid his show, too dry maybe?
Sandra = the show is too fem. based
Ina = hag
Alton = He "blinded me with science" (actually looks like Thomas Dolby, quite surprised nobody has caught on to that)
Rachel = baby got back!
Giada = BAM
Mark Summers = interesting info
Jim O'Connor = makes me question my sexuality
Chiarello = women are definitely sexier
Steve M. & Dan S. = I don't like where this is going...
Giada = BAM BAM BAM, Jim O = BAM BAM BAM... damnit!!

and finally

Warren Brown, resident crack baby, owner of Crack Baby Pastries. The art of "fondant" characters will never be the same. He seems to live off other people's programs. I recently watched Food Network Challenge's Disney Deserts; Chocolate Challenge; Wedding Cake bake-off, and at least two more programs that were re-highlighted on his Sugar Rush. Couldn't come up with anything new or interesting Warren? At least I'd try making some graphic and suggestive body parts with the "fondant". Let's keep it interesting.

Welcome me to the neighborhood, and please, don't relocate on my account :)

Gaida- If I wanna see fun bags i'd just stand in front the mirror,an R rating is in order here, one of these episodes that wobbly head is gonna throw her clean off that couch.

Mario-To damn complicated, his recipes stress me out just readin the ingredients, I'm feelin the ernge clogs tho, I had to cop a pair

RR-I'd like to inject a tranquilizer dart into her back side, I imagine she has to be half crocked to eat some of that shit she orders, it amazes me that EVERY meal is DEELISH, yea right!

Warren who? whenst you can't cut it in corporate, go home and whip up a few cakes and loudly protest
"affirmative action"

Flay-has the same sized breast as RR

Emeril-Lastest trend in cure for insomnia

Paula Deen-bless her heart,when i'm ready to experience having the weight of an elephant on my chest and lock jaw, i'll have a meal or two at lady and sons

Dan and Steve-*blank stare*

*continues staring blankly*

Tyler/Jack-these two could learn a thing or two from Alton about chemistry

Ina-workin on a calabo with fab5

Some of yall are clearly "off the hook"

keep me in stitches~!

Paula Deen is awesome. Yes, she can clog your arteries just by watching her, but I have tried seveal of her recipes and they do taste good and aren't difficult to make. I am looking forward to trying her buffet at her restaurant in Savannah.

Food Network-where do I start- Giada's head is not the only large thing-just her forehead alone could cause an eclipse. Sandra Lee hasen't eaten since 1977 and her tablescapes are ugly and look cheap. Love Rachel Ray, but she does need a tit job. My 12 year old nephew has better looking breasts. Why does she wear a leotard to work?