She's Done It Again

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Ladies and gentlemen, Giada DeLaurentiis of Everyday Italian has done it again. She's served up a culinary dud that may not be as impressive as her original Great Giada Disaster of 2006, but is noteworthy nonetheless. Pics after the jump..

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As usual, everything seems fine at first as Giada bites into her homemade lentil loaf.


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But something's not quite right...


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Giada lets the flavors settle in her mouth. She knows she's made a horrendous dish, but she doesn't want to panic.


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"I didn't add fecal matter to this, did I?"


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Oops! Looks like she barfed in her mouth a little!


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Okay, you gotta say something, Giada.


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"F--k."


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"SHIT!"


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"Seriously, guys, you do NOT want to try this."


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"It's the Holocaust of food."


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"I'm a failure."

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Comments (28)

mountain_girl Author Profile Page:

But did it burn? No medic was called?

Funny as always!

IHeartScreechPowers Author Profile Page:

What the hell is Lentil Loaf?

anonym. Author Profile Page:

sadly, i'd eat that shit over anything miss paula dean (though she is my favorite tv personality)fried, soaked, and/or drenched in butter anyday.

Leah3t Author Profile Page:

she looks ready to stab the plate with her fork in the third photo down.

dredge Author Profile Page:

you'd think she'd have tried it out before just to be on the safe side...but..Giada rides the edge!!!!

holyterror Author Profile Page:

Don't diss Giada. I'd keep her as a culinary slave any time. Luckily, my basement is completely Kenmore and Sub Zero equipped, and her chains will be long enought to allow her to saute, braise, and grill.

I'll also see to the care of scary teeth, and wash her shirts on "hot" to shrink them.

I'm a good person. There is no kidnapper more gracious than I.

zevonia Author Profile Page:

Priceless, B-Side. Absolutely priceless.

erms Author Profile Page:

HAHAHAHA! Too bad she didn't call for Mommy this time.

stacyrocks Author Profile Page:

LoL!! Giada Disaster documented twice in just 5 months - that can't be good for her cred.

ATCmurph Author Profile Page:

Is it my imagination or is her head huge?

Mark Author Profile Page:

Her head *is* huge. That's why we love her.

BUT OMG. I WATCHED THE BEGINNING OF IT, BUT I HAD TO GO TO WORK. I can't believe I missed this!!!

Keyser Soze Author Profile Page:

absolutely effin fantastic

TVGasm you rule!

Shollia Author Profile Page:

Rofl... these are just hilarious.
I thought I cracked up during that last one, but this one made me laugh even more.
God I can't stand her, big head, big teeth, hook nose... uuuugh she's annoying.

Donna Martin Graduates! Author Profile Page:

It's not just the big head -- it's the Muppet grimace she calls a smile.

I actually made one of her dishes the other day, a fairly basic chuck steak and lentil stew. It came out pretty nice.

Sarcasma Author Profile Page:

"I didn't add fecal matter to this, did I?"

Oh, I have tears in my eyes I can't stop laughing.

The other day she was cooking with some friends of hers, I think it was veal marsala or something and she asked the friend to chop the garlic.

The guy starts chopping and throws it into the pan and Giada had to take most of it out because he forgot to pick the peel off. Who let this guy into the kitchen?

lowtalker Author Profile Page:

OMG that was toooooooo funny!!! I freaking LOVE it when you post stuff like this...it's priceless! But seriously, lentil loaf? Yack

jelliepair Author Profile Page:

"I didn't add fecal matter to this, did I?"

Priceless!! I have been waiting patiently for some Food Network bloggin so this made my morning!

What I dont understand, since this is a TAPED show, is why the hell they dont cut out the part where she is tasting the vile dish or just cook something different??

Her head is abnormally large - it looks far too heavy for her tiny little neck to support...its freakish!!


hardly@work Author Profile Page:

I love it when bside has nothing to do but search for ways to entertain us, consider me amused

tacostar Author Profile Page:

Giada's Lentil Loaf $2.00, Giada's failed Frozen Granita $1.00, B-Side's recap PRICELESS

alienlips Author Profile Page:

Perhaps her staff finally "stuck it to her" and substituted some salt for sugar, etc. Agree with jelliepair....Why air it?

Lola Author Profile Page:

LMAO as I wipe the coffee off of my computer screen and keyboard! Damn, now the keys will stick. Thanks TVgasm!!

sugar bear1 Author Profile Page:

I laughed so hard i think i have a Hernia, normally i love Giadda but this some funny shit. Props to you

sloppyseconds Author Profile Page:

F---k, lol, awesome recap. but you cannot deny she is gorgeous, damn i wish i had an italian hottie like that cooking amazing dishes like that for me.

conrad5 Author Profile Page:

Giada...Yum-O!

lguser Author Profile Page:

oh my gosh... her head looks bigger than ever in those pics

tvtvtv Author Profile Page:

Poor Giada. Friends don't let friends make lentil loaf.

(Hurraaaaaaaay for Food Network posts! Now all we need is some Top Chef love and I'll be having the Best Week Ever!)

wandernview Author Profile Page:

Frames 3-6 she looks like she seriously wants to spit it out and yell at the actual off camera cooks "WTF did you put in this crap I'm tasting!"

cutsiepatootsie Author Profile Page:

I live for these updates. Freaking genius. Giada absolutely kills me. Now if you can do something w/Ina Garten yelling (she screams when something goes wrong!), that would be perfect!

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