She's Done It Again - 
by B-Side
Ladies and gentlemen, Giada DeLaurentiis of Everyday Italian has done it again. She's served up a culinary dud that may not be as impressive as her original Great Giada Disaster of 2006, but is noteworthy nonetheless. Pics after the jump..

As usual, everything seems fine at first as Giada bites into her homemade lentil loaf.

But something's not quite right...

Giada lets the flavors settle in her mouth. She knows she's made a horrendous dish, but she doesn't want to panic.

"I didn't add fecal matter to this, did I?"

Oops! Looks like she barfed in her mouth a little!

Okay, you gotta say something, Giada.

"F--k."

"SHIT!"

"Seriously, guys, you do NOT want to try this."

"It's the Holocaust of food."

"I'm a failure."
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Comments
But did it burn? No medic was called?
Funny as always!
Posted by: mountain_girl
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May 1, 2006 3:07 PM(#1 of 28)
What the hell is Lentil Loaf?
Posted by: IHeartScreechPowers
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May 1, 2006 3:08 PM(#2 of 28)
sadly, i'd eat that shit over anything miss paula dean (though she is my favorite tv personality)fried, soaked, and/or drenched in butter anyday.
Posted by: sireb
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May 1, 2006 3:09 PM(#3 of 28)
she looks ready to stab the plate with her fork in the third photo down.
Posted by: Leah3t
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May 1, 2006 3:31 PM(#4 of 28)
you'd think she'd have tried it out before just to be on the safe side...but..Giada rides the edge!!!!
Posted by: dredge
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May 1, 2006 3:39 PM(#5 of 28)
Don't diss Giada. I'd keep her as a culinary slave any time. Luckily, my basement is completely Kenmore and Sub Zero equipped, and her chains will be long enought to allow her to saute, braise, and grill.
I'll also see to the care of scary teeth, and wash her shirts on "hot" to shrink them.
I'm a good person. There is no kidnapper more gracious than I.
Posted by: holyterror
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May 1, 2006 4:06 PM(#6 of 28)
Priceless, B-Side. Absolutely priceless.
Posted by: zevonia
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May 1, 2006 4:24 PM(#7 of 28)
HAHAHAHA! Too bad she didn't call for Mommy this time.
Posted by: erms
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May 1, 2006 4:41 PM(#8 of 28)
LoL!! Giada Disaster documented twice in just 5 months - that can't be good for her cred.
Posted by: stacyrocks
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May 1, 2006 4:49 PM(#9 of 28)
Is it my imagination or is her head huge?
Posted by: ATCmurph
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May 1, 2006 5:40 PM(#10 of 28)
Her head *is* huge. That's why we love her.
BUT OMG. I WATCHED THE BEGINNING OF IT, BUT I HAD TO GO TO WORK. I can't believe I missed this!!!
Posted by: Mark
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May 1, 2006 6:24 PM(#11 of 28)
absolutely effin fantastic
TVGasm you rule!
Posted by: Keyser Soze
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May 1, 2006 7:19 PM(#12 of 28)
Rofl... these are just hilarious.
I thought I cracked up during that last one, but this one made me laugh even more.
God I can't stand her, big head, big teeth, hook nose... uuuugh she's annoying.
Posted by: Shollia
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May 1, 2006 8:23 PM(#13 of 28)
It's not just the big head -- it's the Muppet grimace she calls a smile.
I actually made one of her dishes the other day, a fairly basic chuck steak and lentil stew. It came out pretty nice.
Posted by: Donna Martin Graduates!
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May 1, 2006 8:33 PM(#14 of 28)
"I didn't add fecal matter to this, did I?"
Oh, I have tears in my eyes I can't stop laughing.
The other day she was cooking with some friends of hers, I think it was veal marsala or something and she asked the friend to chop the garlic.
The guy starts chopping and throws it into the pan and Giada had to take most of it out because he forgot to pick the peel off. Who let this guy into the kitchen?
Posted by: Sarcasma
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May 2, 2006 12:46 AM(#15 of 28)
OMG that was toooooooo funny!!! I freaking LOVE it when you post stuff like this...it's priceless! But seriously, lentil loaf? Yack
Posted by: lowtalker
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May 2, 2006 5:23 AM(#16 of 28)
"I didn't add fecal matter to this, did I?"
Priceless!! I have been waiting patiently for some Food Network bloggin so this made my morning!
What I dont understand, since this is a TAPED show, is why the hell they dont cut out the part where she is tasting the vile dish or just cook something different??
Her head is abnormally large - it looks far too heavy for her tiny little neck to support...its freakish!!
Posted by: jelliepair
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May 2, 2006 5:37 AM(#17 of 28)
I love it when bside has nothing to do but search for ways to entertain us, consider me amused
Posted by: hardly@work
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May 2, 2006 6:23 AM(#18 of 28)
Giada's Lentil Loaf $2.00, Giada's failed Frozen Granita $1.00, B-Side's recap PRICELESS
Posted by: tacostar
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May 2, 2006 7:10 AM(#19 of 28)
Perhaps her staff finally "stuck it to her" and substituted some salt for sugar, etc. Agree with jelliepair....Why air it?
Posted by: alienlips
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May 2, 2006 8:51 AM(#20 of 28)
LMAO as I wipe the coffee off of my computer screen and keyboard! Damn, now the keys will stick. Thanks TVgasm!!
Posted by: Lola
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May 2, 2006 9:19 AM(#21 of 28)
I laughed so hard i think i have a Hernia, normally i love Giadda but this some funny shit. Props to you
Posted by: sugar bear1
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May 2, 2006 9:27 AM(#22 of 28)
F---k, lol, awesome recap. but you cannot deny she is gorgeous, damn i wish i had an italian hottie like that cooking amazing dishes like that for me.
Posted by: sloppyseconds
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May 2, 2006 10:58 AM(#23 of 28)
Giada...Yum-O!
Posted by: conrad5
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May 2, 2006 11:01 AM(#24 of 28)
oh my gosh... her head looks bigger than ever in those pics
Posted by: lguser
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May 2, 2006 12:04 PM(#25 of 28)
Poor Giada. Friends don't let friends make lentil loaf.
(Hurraaaaaaaay for Food Network posts! Now all we need is some Top Chef love and I'll be having the Best Week Ever!)
Posted by: tvtvtv
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May 2, 2006 5:20 PM(#26 of 28)
Frames 3-6 she looks like she seriously wants to spit it out and yell at the actual off camera cooks "WTF did you put in this crap I'm tasting!"
Posted by: wandernview
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May 2, 2006 7:24 PM(#27 of 28)
I live for these updates. Freaking genius. Giada absolutely kills me. Now if you can do something w/Ina Garten yelling (she screams when something goes wrong!), that would be perfect!
Posted by: cutsiepatootsie
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May 11, 2006 8:53 AM(#28 of 28)