Since he's clearly the leader of the group, all of the other kids agree that Cocktail should win the solo date. Ray takes her to Dolce and gives Cocktail earrings. Meanwhile, Feisty is upset that she didn't get the date and decides to get DRUNK. Did Feisty not see the commercials this week? Ray J will eliminate you if you party too much! Unique shows up for the pity party in a middle school teacher's outfit and Chardonnay puts on fresh undergarments!
Chardonnay gets a sudden case of the runs.
But then remembers where the toilet is.
Feisty drinks to erase what she's just seen.
And we catch up on Ray and Cocktail's date. The happy couple is exchanging medical histories.
Cocktail then goes in for the kill and tells him that Feisty is just here to party and doesn't want to settle down yet. She's telling the truth so I can't even be mad at her. They get back to the house and Ray discovers a drunken Feisty in the kitchen. Ray tells her she should have been called the President of Partying but she wouldn't have been able to spell it.
The next morning, Feisty is really sick and so is Ray J. Ray sends the girls out to lunch with Lil B and he stays at home with the other winners from the challenge, Unique and Chardonnay. Unique, our resident prima donna, is not having it. As we know by now, Unique doesn't like much of anything including Ray. Ray falls asleep on the couch while Unique and Chardonnay eat. Unique refers to Ray J by saying "How you doin?" In case you don't know, that catchphrase's double meaning is that the person to whom you are referring to is gay. Perhaps Unique knows more than we do? The two of them then decide to do something nice for Ray to show that they care.
They set up pillows and a blanket on the floor. I guess the set of "Tough Love" needed their bed back. Unique has one on one time with Ray and demands that he tell her how he feels and not just feel on her booty. Uppity Unique gets in a tizzy and demands he respect her and not hurt her feelings. Has she never watched a reality show? She has no right to demand respect. The title is "For the Love of Ray J" not "For the Respect of the Scarecrow." Ray J likes this because Unique is so classy and conservative.
Chardonnay comes back in to get her one on one time and...
She's got on the bra again! They kiss a little and next thing you know the other girls are back from lunch. Dirty Danger is mad that Unique got to spend extra time with Ray because Unique hides how evil she is. She should just paint it on her face like real women do, right Danger? So Danger decides to confront Unique and gives us a list of why she hates Unique. This list includes, but is not limited to, the fact that Unique has stretch marks and she's fake, ugly, manipulative and a liar. I have to agree with all but stretch marks. Matter of fact, throw that in too. That comment made it worth watching this dry episode.
Ray enters the kitchen and he gets Part II of the fight.
Unique can't take the heat so she gets outta...well you know where I'm going with this. Unique is upset that Ray didn't chase after her and even tells him that it took too long for him to check on her.
Unique starts packing and Ray tells her to relax. He's confused because she was feeling him earlier but now wants to go home. He tries to talk to her but she pulls that r-e-s-p-e-c-t me routine, Ray tires of it and he leaves the room. My hopes are building that this won't be the predictable ending that I've been expecting. Yay!!
Ray goes over the list of possible eliminees and it's down to Unique and Feisty. Unique is like the 5th girl that wants to go home and I think Ray is getting tired of it. Feisty feels like there's distance between her and Ray. On to the ceremony...
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Comments (9)
I will say this, I was surprised at how attractive the RJ women appeared (well, compared to the _current_ cast of ROL bus). However, in the screen caps on page 1 Chardonnay, despite having an amazing body, looked overtly made up. Additionally, while I think Unique is attractive, I don't understand why she won't comb her hair. And, what's up with that hair color. She could go blonde or with blonde streaks without such an off shade. Does she not care about attracting Ray J, at all?
It's a shame Feisty's gone. I think she's the only one who would've willingly had sex with RJ. Brett's girls might be skanky, but at least he gets play -
1 of 9 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on March 29, 2009 6:46 AM
sorry im kinda new to this show but does danger have a TATTOO OF A PEPPER on her face?????
what was she a mascot at a chilli cook off?
2 of 9 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on March 29, 2009 11:25 AM
You just might have the best recaps on this site! Hilarious.
3 of 9 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on March 30, 2009 8:23 AM
LOL, sammy! It's actually a tiger, not a pepper. That's the tiger's tail that looks like a stem.
4 of 9 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 30, 2009 11:18 AM
oh haha thanks for clearing that up for me rubinia! Still, I'm not sure which one I like more... Tiger or pepper?
5 of 9 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on March 30, 2009 11:23 AM
sammy64:
Darn, I wanted to be the one to tell you. It's art though; it's meant to be interpreted. Whether you think it's a pepper or a tiger, you're right!
6 of 9 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 30, 2009 11:57 AM
Mrs Bojangles:
Thanks!I felt like this episode was kinda dry b/c he's gotten rid of a lot of characters but I caught the noon showing of tonight's and wooooowwwww! Check back soon, my typing finger is on fire :-).
7 of 9 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 30, 2009 12:00 PM
anicho01:
I found pics of uique with dark hair and she looks much better (except the weave looks like it weighs a ton). This is the site with her pics and a few of the other girls. http://www.realitytea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/unique1.jpg
8 of 9 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 30, 2009 12:03 PM
I just checked out that pic of unique and she still looks like a beast. Barfffffff I can't stand her, I'm gunning for cocktail I guess, because danger is freaking psycho. He doesn't like any of them obviousssssly.
9 of 9 | Posted by tlicious420 | Posted on April 1, 2009 1:45 PM