"You bought me, a confirmed gold digger, diamond earrings! Of course I'm here for the love of Ray J."
"You never complain about the mold growing on my bra. I'm here for the love of Ray J."
"I climb trees at 4 in the morning so I'd advise you to give me that glass, Ray J."
"What the hell did I just do?"
Everyone's really nervous and I am too. Come on VH1, shock me!
"I really don't like you, you don't feed me enough and I'm too good for you dahling; but I'll take a glass."
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! They didn't surprise me at all. Stupid. Ass. Show. This episode blew chunks and I'm sure my recap reflected it. Feisty goes home to "be tropical," her words not mine, and the crapisode ends. But wait-the previews for next week nearly made me jizz in my pants. Can girls do that? Anyjizz, the girls take a lie detector test and Danger goes balls to the wall/tatoo to the shoe with honesty! Next week'll be better. I promisehope.
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Comments (9)
I will say this, I was surprised at how attractive the RJ women appeared (well, compared to the _current_ cast of ROL bus). However, in the screen caps on page 1 Chardonnay, despite having an amazing body, looked overtly made up. Additionally, while I think Unique is attractive, I don't understand why she won't comb her hair. And, what's up with that hair color. She could go blonde or with blonde streaks without such an off shade. Does she not care about attracting Ray J, at all?
It's a shame Feisty's gone. I think she's the only one who would've willingly had sex with RJ. Brett's girls might be skanky, but at least he gets play -
1 of 9 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on March 29, 2009 6:46 AM
sorry im kinda new to this show but does danger have a TATTOO OF A PEPPER on her face?????
what was she a mascot at a chilli cook off?
2 of 9 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on March 29, 2009 11:25 AM
You just might have the best recaps on this site! Hilarious.
3 of 9 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on March 30, 2009 8:23 AM
LOL, sammy! It's actually a tiger, not a pepper. That's the tiger's tail that looks like a stem.
4 of 9 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on March 30, 2009 11:18 AM
oh haha thanks for clearing that up for me rubinia! Still, I'm not sure which one I like more... Tiger or pepper?
5 of 9 | Posted by sammy64 | Posted on March 30, 2009 11:23 AM
sammy64:
Darn, I wanted to be the one to tell you. It's art though; it's meant to be interpreted. Whether you think it's a pepper or a tiger, you're right!
6 of 9 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 30, 2009 11:57 AM
Mrs Bojangles:
Thanks!I felt like this episode was kinda dry b/c he's gotten rid of a lot of characters but I caught the noon showing of tonight's and wooooowwwww! Check back soon, my typing finger is on fire :-).
7 of 9 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 30, 2009 12:00 PM
anicho01:
I found pics of uique with dark hair and she looks much better (except the weave looks like it weighs a ton). This is the site with her pics and a few of the other girls. http://www.realitytea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/unique1.jpg
8 of 9 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 30, 2009 12:03 PM
I just checked out that pic of unique and she still looks like a beast. Barfffffff I can't stand her, I'm gunning for cocktail I guess, because danger is freaking psycho. He doesn't like any of them obviousssssly.
9 of 9 | Posted by tlicious420 | Posted on April 1, 2009 1:45 PM