The Lie Detector Episode. Need I say more? Every great television show has a lie detector episode. Richard Bey,Jenny Jones, Roseanne, The Jeffersons, The Simpsons and now For the Love of Ray J. All of these shows are also scripted. I will not let that dampen my excitement for this episode, especially since I have nothing else to look forward to-ever.
The show opens with Danger lamenting the fact that Unique is still in the house. I know how you feel Danger but that, and your big hair, doesn't give you the right to get all Diana Ross on Cocktail.
Cocktail senses the eminent danger, no pun intended, and obliges.
Cocktail runs off to hide in a corner and warns her friend Chardonnay of Danger's mood.
Danger comes around after she realizes that no one is going to chase after her or ask her what's wrong and she tells them that she wanted Unique to go home. According to Danger, Unique is a whore and grimy ass bitch. Chardonnay wisely agrees and with a face like Danger's, she's wise to do so.
Alright, so the past couple of weeks I've been trying to figure out what's bothering me about Chardonnay. Is it the red bra she wears everyday? Maybe. Is it her 99 cent wardrobe? Perhaps. Is it her Adam's Apple? Ding, ding, ding!! Months ago, it was reported that there was a tranny on the show. I guessed Chardonnay, Stilts or Caviar. But the more I watch Chardonnay and her mannerisms, I'm leaning towards her as my final pick. She always walks/runs like she's trying to get her thighs around her penis - very Jack Twist this stripper is.
The next morning, the editors would like us to believe, Ray and Danger have a convo about how well they connect. Ray likes that she's real. Ray shows us how well they connect physically and they're dressed like two of my favorite desserts.
The rest of the girls keep themselves busy.
Ray gathers the girls to inform them of that day's challenge and they look as enthusiastic as ever.
Ray J tells them that when it comes to the girls, he only knows what he's seen and what they've told him. Yeah, that's usually how getting to know a person works. No wonder this geek needs a TV show to find love. He asks them to write 10 questions for each other and ten questions for him so they can learn more about each other. Let the jizz begin!
Chardonnay and Cocktail go to their room to come up with questions. Chardonnay is all about business.
But Cocktail just can't seem to focus.
As much as Chardonnay is intrigued by the thought of a retractable body part, they move on to thinking up juicy questions. Chardonnay exclaims that she has nothing to worry about and she is going to expose everybody. I'm just gonna go ahead and call it.
I mean come on! The over confident, exposure seekers always go. Unless the crafty editors are pulling my leg once again.... We follow up with the Mexican Unabomber, Danger, who is wearing shades in the house. Then we visit Unique who is flexing her verbal prowess with questions like...
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Comments (4)
I have no clue why Danger is always calling Unique fat when she's one french fry away from being Unique's size.
Love your recaps L Boogie, especially the Lil B commentary. I'm as tired as you are of hearing her say "Your man..."
1 of 4 | Posted by Yanaja | Posted on April 5, 2009 2:06 PM
Yanaja:
I've been thinking the same thing! Danger and Unique could probably share clothes but I still find it funny to make fun of Danger's perception of Unique as a monstrous being. I know Danger was the one who asked if Unique ever thought of getting gastric bypass.Thanks for reading!
2 of 4 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 5, 2009 8:05 PM
Your recaps are hilarious!
They make up for the completely lackluster approach that both ray and the girls seem to have towards this competition.
The pirate caption had me laughing out loud at work!
Do you recap any other shows?
3 of 4 | Posted by not creative | Posted on April 7, 2009 9:13 PM
not creative:
Thanks! This is the only show I do but when Ray J ends I'll have to find another victim-I mean show.
4 of 4 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 11, 2009 11:18 AM