We're down to the final 3 tonight; Danger, Unique and Cocktail. Unfortunately Ray is saddened by Chardonnay's departure and mourns the fact that he just sent her home. First of all, she's probably in the bedroom packing her clothes so get over it. Secondly, can we just never speak of that red bra wearing tranny again? He needs to let sleeping DOGS lie. Tonight, we're going to meet the parents. Will we get a glimpse of Sweet Daddy Norwood? I sure hope so but first-Cocktail's pledge.
"I pledge allegiance to the gold that I will dig up with these fingers; and to the man to which it belongs, two legs, under my dress, that are divisible with money and houses for all."
Unique doesn't understand why Ray still wants Danger around and Danger is none too pleased that she has to kill off these to chicks to get Ray to herself and changes into her killer outfit.
Cocktail makes her way into Ray's arms and convinces him to go cuddle in his bed. She literally says she wants to "go into his room and spends some one on one time and maybe cuddle and just stay the night and have a good time." I don't trust that last 'and'.
The two of them begin to cuddle but then Danger comes in and insists on speaking to Ray. Danger explains that she humiliated and "degregated" herself for him. I think she means denigrate but she's got murders to plan so she's understandably distractated. Danger explains that she put herself out on a limb. Like the limb she climbs at 4 in the morning or the limb she climbs when lurking around like a sloth because she's 'infatiated' with Ray (please see previous recap if none of that makes sense)? Either way she's pretty pissed at Ray for not giving her cuddle time.
I can't lie, there's something about this craziness that is slightly appealing. I guess it's all fun and games until a rabbit ends up boiled. Ray and Danger proceed to have the dumbest, scariest and sexiest conversation in reality show history.
Wasn't he in the room with a pen and pad looking like he wanted to plow you even though your insane?
Maybe she didn't recognize him without the Kool-Aid jacket...
Maybe she couldn't see past the tatoo? This is getting scary.
I don't know, but strangely enough I am too. Then it gets really hot and heavy.
"Strap your f*%kin' boots on and let's get in the motherf*%kin' mud!"
Is it wrong that I'm completely naked in my rain soaked backyard wearing thigh high boots and rubbing my tea kettle hoping that Ray pops out?
See? Even the craziest ho just needs a good old fashioned 'hot breath in the face' talking to.
Danger convinces herself that he's just being nice to Cocktail; he doesn't really want her. Call it what you want but something tells me Ray got in Cocktail's mud...The next morning, Ray gathers the girls and announces that Grandma is coming for a visit.
Unique exlcaims that she has to meet Grandma, except she pronounces it Gramma. Repeatedly.
Ray has brought his grandmother, brother and cousin to meet the girls.
Then they ask the girls why they came.
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Comments (8)
that montage of Brandy/ Ray Jex's is hilarious! And accurate!
When this show is over, you can always recap Daisy of Love. O_o
1 of 8 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on April 11, 2009 5:16 AM
...that should read "Brandy and Ray J exes"
2 of 8 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on April 11, 2009 5:18 AM
here4beer:
I knew what you meant :-). Thanks! I was wondering how Sonja could make such a proclamation when her track record is so shoddy to say the least. I think the flavors, rocks and daisies of love are all taken but I'm on the hunt for something new...
3 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 11, 2009 11:20 AM
Is the answer to "I see a damn fool" seinfeld? I really need those imaginary ten bucks for imaginary food.
Also, since when is Tom Green relevant/"fake" friends with anyone, especially Ray J? So random.
4 of 8 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on April 11, 2009 11:25 AM
Ding, ding, ding! You won! Good luck getting a meal for ten imagnary bucks in NY. Supposedly Ray lived in Vancouver and became friends with Tom; still seems strange.
5 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 11, 2009 11:56 AM
L Boogie--great recap. Thank you for watching this mess for the rest of us. Do you really think there will be a Season 2? I really don't think any of these "girls" were into him. Also, his comentary and attitude were so laid back it seemed like he could care less about who "won". Anyway--loved the pics and your funny lines. I admit I will watch to see who "wins" because I am invested in this so far. So sad for me.
6 of 8 | Posted by nyc cookie | Posted on April 11, 2009 1:04 PM
Sorry--forgot to mention I LOVE Tom Greene!
Tom call me! or at least e-mail.
7 of 8 | Posted by nyc cookie | Posted on April 11, 2009 1:07 PM
nyc cookie:
I think there will be a season 2; they repeat the show a lot so it seems that the ratings are high. Ray and the girls seemed like they couldn't care les about being there. I think at this point the celebs do it for the money and promotion and the girls do it so they can get a spin-off or go on "I Love Money." P.S. Can't wait for tomorrow's show, guess that makes me just as sad :-)
8 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 19, 2009 4:45 PM