She then proceeds to explain that she also interviewed him and thought he was cute. She then insists that she's not a stalker and unlike these other girls she's not infatuated with him. Ok, so you interviewed him and then raced to an audition to get on a show in which you could live with him and attempt to make him love you. Would anyone like a side of denial with their cinnamon rolls? Cocktail explains that she likes him but it's hard to see him kissing other girls. Tracey AKA Lil' T asks Danger why she's attracted to Ray J.
Wow, three fists in two days! Danger gets up and shows Grandma her cat. On her face. And Grandma says (drumroll please) "I don't see the tiger."
Ten imaginary bucks to anyone who knows what 90's sitcom that came from. Lil'T asks the girls what they'd bring to the table. Unique explains that she was raised by her mom and Gramma and they taught her old school style. Missionary? Not impressive. Cocktail gets annoyed and says that Unique needs to stop acting old. But then Cocktail says that she's a good, Catholic, old school girl. BJs in the locker room before confirmation class? Not impressive or advisable. Danger never answers. Lil' T asks if she feels anyone jaw janked or jook jointed her but Gramma says that's impossible. Gramma also refuses to say who she picks. Looks like she's right; she wasn't fooled by any of these chicks.
Ray then takes the girls to meet some of his friends. Danger is mingling before she gets a proper introduction. Thirsty broads are never good. The rest of the mingling goes something like this.
So the meet and greet basically ends with that admission from Danger. Danger's all, 'I don't care what you think!Ray wasn't even there!' Huh? Anysense, the chola who got her burger eaten by Unique is flipping out over the whole thing but at least Danger was honest...and incredibly flippant (gotta love that). The group convenes and they all like Cocktail. But when Danger's name comes up...
Lil' B's voice twin, I have no idea what her name is, steps up and says that Danger didn't know all of these guys were connected so it's not her fault. Ray tries to defend Danger.
And he unintentionally gives Tom Green the brilliant idea to build a chant around this phrase.
I know Ray must regret inviting fake friend Tom Green. Ray talks to Lil'B and she loves the look in Danger's eyes when she talks about Ray. She believes that Danger is really there for him. And Danger will kill her if she doesn't say this. Ray takes the girls home and announces that his parents are coming to visit.
They are having the weirdest dinner ever. Spaghetti, mashed potatoes, fried chicken, salad and cornbread. It's like the United Nations of food.
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Comments (8)
that montage of Brandy/ Ray Jex's is hilarious! And accurate!
When this show is over, you can always recap Daisy of Love. O_o
1 of 8 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on April 11, 2009 5:16 AM
...that should read "Brandy and Ray J exes"
2 of 8 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on April 11, 2009 5:18 AM
here4beer:
I knew what you meant :-). Thanks! I was wondering how Sonja could make such a proclamation when her track record is so shoddy to say the least. I think the flavors, rocks and daisies of love are all taken but I'm on the hunt for something new...
3 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 11, 2009 11:20 AM
Is the answer to "I see a damn fool" seinfeld? I really need those imaginary ten bucks for imaginary food.
Also, since when is Tom Green relevant/"fake" friends with anyone, especially Ray J? So random.
4 of 8 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on April 11, 2009 11:25 AM
Ding, ding, ding! You won! Good luck getting a meal for ten imagnary bucks in NY. Supposedly Ray lived in Vancouver and became friends with Tom; still seems strange.
5 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 11, 2009 11:56 AM
L Boogie--great recap. Thank you for watching this mess for the rest of us. Do you really think there will be a Season 2? I really don't think any of these "girls" were into him. Also, his comentary and attitude were so laid back it seemed like he could care less about who "won". Anyway--loved the pics and your funny lines. I admit I will watch to see who "wins" because I am invested in this so far. So sad for me.
6 of 8 | Posted by nyc cookie | Posted on April 11, 2009 1:04 PM
Sorry--forgot to mention I LOVE Tom Greene!
Tom call me! or at least e-mail.
7 of 8 | Posted by nyc cookie | Posted on April 11, 2009 1:07 PM
nyc cookie:
I think there will be a season 2; they repeat the show a lot so it seems that the ratings are high. Ray and the girls seemed like they couldn't care les about being there. I think at this point the celebs do it for the money and promotion and the girls do it so they can get a spin-off or go on "I Love Money." P.S. Can't wait for tomorrow's show, guess that makes me just as sad :-)
8 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 19, 2009 4:45 PM