Here it is ladies and gents or whoever is still reading this recap. The girls walk onto the roof and for some reason Unique is walking like she was the one getting some cock and tail action last night. Ray basically explains that he likes Unique's classy side but he likes Cocktail's fun side. However, Cocktail is very emotional and Unique didn't figure out until recently that she even likes Ray. Am I the only one hoping that Danger will jump out from stage right and announce that she's not leaving Vegas without her man? And where the hell is Lil'B? Ray talks some more and at this point he just needs to stop. We all know this is BS, he'll break up with the chick by the reunion show and I'll be auditioning for season 2.
Ray calls Unique up and says that he can't pick her because she just figured out that she liked him yesterday. Plus, she should be with someone who IS what she wants not who IS GOING TO BE who she wants. Sorry for the caps, it just seemd befitting. Ray calls Cocktail up and gives her her glass of champagne. America's favorite gold digging, Cabbage Patch is the victor! Cocktail hugs, humps and kisses him and the show ends. Wow, I could've had a V8. I'm assuming there's a reunion coming but I haven't seen a commercial for it. Has anyone seen a commercial? I must prepare my brain for another hour of useless drivel. On the plus side Danger will be there and she'll make it all worth it. Leave your comments if you're still awake!
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Comments (12)
I hear the reunion will be 2 hours...lol. Just kidding!
1 of 12 | Posted by Tadow | Posted on April 23, 2009 3:57 AM
There will be a reunion cuz it's in my DVR schedule, but I haven't seen any commercials (which means no one catches a beat down. Boo!)
I was pissed at Willie for sending Danger home, too, cuz I really needed to see her family. After that, the whole show just was zzzzz.
2 of 12 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on April 23, 2009 5:15 AM
I saw the reunion preview. Both Danger and Unique have the tackiest weaves! Hoping for a bitch fight.
3 of 12 | Posted by MsssM | Posted on April 23, 2009 7:39 AM
Funny you mention Unique's walk my husband said the same thing. Personally I hoped he would have choosen Unique,,,just to see his mama and her mama battle it out.
4 of 12 | Posted by meloveT | Posted on April 23, 2009 10:07 AM
I must say thank you L Boogie. In just the first minute of me reading this, with the whole part about meeting Danger's family members Caution and Warning, I was already laughing hysterically. Which caused me to forget that I have a 10 page paper due in two days. It also caused the several people around me to give me evil eye and slowly move away from my area. Thank you.
5 of 12 | Posted by congratsmeathead | Posted on April 23, 2009 1:22 PM
I live in Sacramento. Where can I find that 'Danger' chick?? She seems like a party and a half...
Never watched the show. I saw the preview and some clips on the Soup, it looked terrible. Thanks so much for recapping it into something good!
xoxo
6 of 12 | Posted by Nemesiis | Posted on April 23, 2009 1:24 PM
Very funny recap, L Boogie!
About Cocktail and her mom serving dinner, I think that might be a cultural thing. I'm Costa Rican and Cuban, and the woman in my family do the exact same thing. Even at small dinner parties, I literally serve everyone because that's what my mother's always done. It's really strange because I've never even thought about it before now. It must be a Latin woman thing.
Oh, your comment about how people messing up their English to show that they can not speak another language is exactly like speaking real loud to blind people - Golden! So, true!
7 of 12 | Posted by mamatl | Posted on April 23, 2009 8:10 PM
mamatl:
Honestly, the women always end up serving in our family too but I needed to vent :-)
8 of 12 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:23 PM
Nemesiis:
Something tells me you won't have to look too far for Danger. Judging by the show, she's easily accessible. Thanks for reading and if you catch up to her, record everything!
9 of 12 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:27 PM
congratsmeathead:
You laughed your memory out? I would have loved to see that! And ignore those studious losers. They may know fancy words and definitions, but you know Ray J's real name :-).
10 of 12 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:30 PM
meloveT:
The moms should get a spinoff; start a petition-stat!
11 of 12 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:32 PM
here4beer:
I was actually angry, and clearly bored, watching the rest of the episode once Danger left. I shut my computer off and refused to type in a show of solidarity! That lasted about 2 hours. Hopefully the reunion will provide some Dang-tastic moments.
12 of 12 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:34 PM