This week we learn that Lava is psycho, Just Right is boring, one of the girls smashed a homie (again) and the producers of the show always highlight the women who will be eliminated at the top of the show. Who smashed a homie you ask? I'll give you one hint: It's the celibate one.
I'm so excited to see this episode because I'm actually getting to memorize the girls' names now. Lava, tall one with a bad weave, draws a sketch of Ray J. If you recall, Danger painted a portrait of Ray and was later sent home for being COMPLETELY INSANE! To Lava's credit, it looks a little more like Ray J than Danger's painting.
To Exotica's credit, and I will only do this one time, she accurately describes the drawing as looking like a police sketch.
And what's up with Lava's accent? Sometimes it's there, someties it isn't. She has some kind of island accent which supports my speculation that she was channeling Rihanna last week. This is like the United Nations of dating shows: Non-speaking English Exotica, Island accent Lava, Straight off the boat Caliente, Lil B's Aztecian pronunciation of Jaguar and country as hell Just Right. What's Ray J trying to do? Get his green card to another country?! But I digress; our favorite R&B ex-patriot is back to give the girls their mission for today courtesy of Lil B's magic remote control.
Ray J says in his message that he loves to hit the clubs with ladies who get it poppin' so he's having a dance challenge. Yes, yes, yes! I wanted a dance challenge ever since Popper says she knows how to pop and lock. I can't wait to see what she's gonna do. BTW, this is Popper.
Extra is so happy that she has another chance to win Ray J's heart and she knows she'll win because she has the secret weapon...
The girls arrive at the performance area that only Ray J's star power can command.
Dre Sinatra is Ray J's friend and DJ for the competition and Ray has bought along a few friends to help the girls get ready for the competition.
No, it's Supercr3w from ABDC. They're lovely too and they put on a great performance as usual but I was really hoping for an acapella rendition of Tearin' Up My Heart. Ray J announces that there will be three groups and the winning team will get to go out with him. Based on last week's reward, I'm guessing that they'll be going to the same restaurant they went to last year.
Lava's group, Talk of the Town, is cenetered around her acrobatic abilities and if she can manage to pull it off, I think her group might actually do well if Mz Berry and Just Right's old behinds can keep up with her.
Luscious wastes no time getting in one the action.
Ray J and Dre talk while the girls are rehearsing and he tells Ray that the girls lok great but one looks familiar. Dre can not remember her name, I hope he gets tested daily, but says she had on brown & pink. Hold the hell up; who wears brown and pink? Ray j realizes that the girl in question is his precious Luscious. All he wants for her to do is be honest with him. Yeah, let's see how that works out for him.
Ray J has summoned a crowd to observe the show and they can barely contain their excitement.
Lala, who usually hosts the reuinion shows, hosts the dance contest. Way to build up the resume Lala. She earns her $27 by explaining that each team gets one minute to perform and whichever team gets the loudest applause, will win the date. Hot Damn Crew is up first and is comprised of Extra, Paradeez, Caliente, Exotica, and maybe one or two other girls who haven't made an impression on me yet. They do the following:
I thought they had good energy and decent moves. It was like a Danity Kane video on a higher budget. Sting Ray Crew is up next and it's comprised of Flossy, Popper, Heart Breaker, Platinum, and Adorable. It went a little like this:
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Comments (3)
"Remember to give thanks...for women like these that make you and I feel better about ourselves."
And that right there is the reason I'm reading your recaps.
1 of 3 | Posted by Lissadoll4eva | Posted on November 21, 2009 1:59 PM
This year I'm thankful to Father Flavor Flav for proving to the world that
"trash" doesn't always have to be white. Double thanks to Ray J for continuing the noble tradition.
Let's bet that Ms Berry gets sent home next week for telling Ray J to QUIT ALL THAT RACKET when he tries to serenade her. Then she'll tell him to have a seat on the divan while she polishes her dentures.
2 of 3 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on November 22, 2009 8:15 PM
here4beer:
Lol!! I'm thinking that Mz Berry will get annoyed when Ray J refuses to pay for her malt at the drug store and makes them go dutch at the talkies.
lisadoll4eva:
And these comments are the reason i write them, thanks!
3 of 3 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on November 29, 2009 8:36 PM