Ray J says that he needs the girls to impress him in a creative way because some of them haven't made an impression on him yet. The only way to find the love of his life is to have a photo shoot with the theme "We Own the Night." Platinum, Flossy and Jaguar are Team 1. They work pretty well together and decide to put Ray J on a bed with money coming out of his pockets. Extra, Luscious and Heartbreaker (Team 2) are working together well except they want to incorporate a paper moon cut out, a moonman and microphones into the scene.

Exotica, Popper, Paradeez (Team 3) are working together well but they're being led by Popper who has an accent and is kinda fugly. She's like the fifth girl on this show who can't speak English. She's got a Dutch-type thing going on. If anyone can identify it, please let me know so I can make fun of her accurately. By the way, even the producers are getting in on poking fun at the accents.

Adorable, Mz Berry and Caliente (Team 4) aren't working so well together because Caliente really wants to use a wooden box in their picture and the other two do not. Adorable does not want to get involved in the debate and this may spell trouble for her.

Team 1 sets Ray up on the bed playing with money. Flossy gets annoyed that Jaguar is taking over the directing duties but Jaguar doesn't care because she's focused on winning. Team 2 grabs their moon, astronaut and speaker. I don't know about you but I'm in the mood for a quick game of "One of these things does not belong." They make Ray J stand on his tip toes, do the moonwalk and generally look like an idiot. Team 3 employ every stereotype known to man and make him dress like a gang member, throw up his set and rob the photographer.

Team 4 does more of the same. Money gets thrown in the air, Ray J grabs Adorable's butt but then he starts talking to Caliente and Adorable feels like she shouldn't have to fight for his attention. After they're done, Ray J and Dejuan (from Sean John) pick the best photos. Dejuan's critique as follows:

Strange props but good picture

Team 1 wins and Jaguar earns the solo date because she took control of the photo shoot and had style and flair. She was there. That's how she became the nanny. Ok, after Ray said style and fair, I just couldn't resist finishing the song. Ray takes Jaguar to a romantic bedroom and they have champagne while he fills her mind with some random words that are supposed to make it easier for Ray to bone her.

Ray J then goes in for a kiss and it's terrible. He gets her cheek instead of her lips and he figures it was just bad timing. They talk a little more and then he presents her with some sexy lingerie, tells her that he's going to take pictures and no one will peek. Yup, no one is looking except me and 2 million other people. She looks really good, Ray J goes in for a second kiss and it's another disaster! Jaguar says in her interview that she doesn't want to do everything just yet because she wants a real connection with him. Ray J says the date was cool but not like Fourth of July (fireworks). It was more like Easter.

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