"I'm gettin' tired of this sh#%!"
He tells them that Lil' Hood left when things got shaky and that's not the kind of woman he needs. Then he lets them have champagne and all is right with the world of reality dating shows.
"All of the tests came back negative. Come get your champagne."
It looks like we have to wait until March 16th to find out if Cocktail goes home for being on another reality show. Apparently she was on Bad Girls Club season 1. Until then, whatever whatever. It is what it is.
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Comments (8)
I didn't know this show was being recapped. Thank God bcuz I didn't wanna have to watch it myself.
Good job LBoogie.
At this point, are they just going to the local strip club and rounding up vh1 reality show contestants?
1 of 8 | Posted by BlahBlah | Posted on March 9, 2009 10:32 PM
Yet again, great recap! Plus, you always have the good gossip about the girls!
2 of 8 | Posted by MrsBojangles | Posted on March 10, 2009 5:55 AM
"What kind of idiot gets a tatoo on their hat?"
this made me LOL so effing hard! Great recap again, L Boog.
Also, I totally had that Cross Colours shirt. Don't judge me... it was the 80s.
3 of 8 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on March 10, 2009 6:55 AM
You've done it again, L Boogie!
I kinda hated to see Lil Hood leave since I loved her weekly meltdowns. Babygirl had the very special ability to play a game of telephone all by herself. She managed to take a conversation she was a part of and then twist the shit out of it until it was completely something else.
I am also amazed how uninterested these chicks are in "winning" over our fun-sized Romeo. Even Real and Chance from Real Chance of love got breakfast...without having to yell for it!!
But Ray J himself doesn't seem too into finding love either. This show is not doing anything for me. Where are the false professions of love? Where are the nasty girls who sneak into his room for some boom-boom. Oh, wait, that was Danger and her fertile ovaries.
I needs me MORE. At least your recaps give me a reason to watch this snooze fest and I can save money on Tylenol P.M.
Peace out, yo! (there's a lil Lil Hood in all of us)
4 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on March 10, 2009 8:07 PM
uglycutie:
Yes!! I'm gonna miss her crazy behind too. Who else is gonna bring just the right amount of crazy to Monday nights? LOL @ "take a conversation she was a part of and then twist the shit out of it until it was completely something else." Even Ray J told her she was lost in her thoughts; he seemed genuinely concerned for her sanity. Oh yeah, Danger has retracted her pregnancy claim and says she is not pregnant...now. I think the cast has picked up where you left off on the Tylenol P.M; they seem so f'in bored. Thanks for reading!
5 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 11, 2009 8:33 AM
here4beer:
Let he who is without a Cross Colours shirt throw the first stone. I think we all have that ugly secret buried in our past, or our closets.
6 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 11, 2009 8:36 AM
MrsBojangles:
Thanks, if you didn't see the previous comments, Danger is now claiming that she is not pregnant! Looks like she made a quick buck off of the National Enquirer.
7 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 11, 2009 8:38 AM
BlahBlah:
I'm delighted to perform this community service for you. The strip club? I think you're giving VH1 too much credit. I'm thinking more like mental institution and transvestites anonymous. Lil'Hood and Chardonnay ARE a little strong in the face...
8 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on March 11, 2009 8:43 AM