So this is it, kids. Last episode of Friday Night Lights until...I don't know. Now that the strike is over there are some disturbing rumors floating around that it won't make it back. Hopefully they'll be able to bang out some more for the spring or summer, or, failing that, at least return next fall. God, I hope so. Perhaps we can just WILL them back onto the screen like we did at the end of Season 1. Just keep saying your prayers. Three Hail Tamis and an Our Father Who Art In Dillon.

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I feel like I should make some mention of the Super Bowl in this week's recap of Friday Night Lights, but I'm failing to see any sort of connection. Friday Night Lights contains no football, and the Super Bowl contains no Tim Riggins. But you know what does? Snakes on a Plane. Seriously, he's the one having sex in the restroom. I tried for about a half hour to find a decent (and non-nudity) screencap, but failed. So you may enjoy my own interpretation instead.

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I don't know if they've been doing this all along and I've just missed it, but last night's episode of American Gladiators featured a cast list during the credits with the gladiators' real names. The whole thing was at times intriguing (Justice's real name is, in fact, Justice) and disappointing (Titan is just plain old Mike? Boooo), but the best stuff, as usual, came from Wolf, whose real name is....Hollywood Yates.

Hollywood. Yates.

You ruminate on the awesomeness of that while I go ahead and recap this week's Friday Night Lights.

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This week on Friday Night Lights, we learn that all teenagers are jerks, except for those who claim Jesus as their homeboy.

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So I was thinking the other night, while catching a few glimpses of the very snowy Packers - Seahawks game and downing handfuls of fried pickles (don't knock 'til you've tried), that it might be fun for our Panthers to take a field trip up to Canada and watch them run around in the snow. Think of the possibilities! Coach with tufts of snowflakes in his Eyebrows. Little Matty Saracen making a snow angel. Tim Riggins building a snowman, then having sex with that snowman. Ah, good times.

But for now, it looks like our Friday Night Lightswill have to remain steamy and Texasy.

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