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February 13, 2008

Friday Night Lights: Straight Shot Right to the Babymaker

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So this is it, kids. Last episode of Friday Night Lights until...I don't know. Now that the strike is over there are some disturbing rumors floating around that it won't make it back. Hopefully they'll be able to bang out some more for the spring or summer, or, failing that, at least return next fall. God, I hope so. Perhaps we can just WILL them back onto the screen like we did at the end of Season 1. Just keep saying your prayers. Three Hail Tamis and an Our Father Who Art In Dillon.

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February 5, 2008

Friday Night Lights: Skunk as a Drunk

I feel like I should make some mention of the Super Bowl in this week's recap of Friday Night Lights, but I'm failing to see any sort of connection. Friday Night Lights contains no football, and the Super Bowl contains no Tim Riggins. But you know what does? Snakes on a Plane. Seriously, he's the one having sex in the restroom. I tried for about a half hour to find a decent (and non-nudity) screencap, but failed. So you may enjoy my own interpretation instead.

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January 29, 2008

Friday Night Lights: Love in the Time of Mini Golf

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I don't know if they've been doing this all along and I've just missed it, but last night's episode of American Gladiators featured a cast list during the credits with the gladiators' real names. The whole thing was at times intriguing (Justice's real name is, in fact, Justice) and disappointing (Titan is just plain old Mike? Boooo), but the best stuff, as usual, came from Wolf, whose real name is....Hollywood Yates.

Hollywood. Yates.

You ruminate on the awesomeness of that while I go ahead and recap this week's Friday Night Lights.

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January 23, 2008

Friday Night Lights: Jesus Is So Hot Right Now

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This week on Friday Night Lights, we learn that all teenagers are jerks, except for those who claim Jesus as their homeboy.

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January 15, 2008

Friday Night Lights: Verbal Essences

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So I was thinking the other night, while catching a few glimpses of the very snowy Packers - Seahawks game and downing handfuls of fried pickles (don't knock 'til you've tried), that it might be fun for our Panthers to take a field trip up to Canada and watch them run around in the snow. Think of the possibilities! Coach with tufts of snowflakes in his Eyebrows. Little Matty Saracen making a snow angel. Tim Riggins building a snowman, then having sex with that snowman. Ah, good times.

But for now, it looks like our Friday Night Lightswill have to remain steamy and Texasy.

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February 13, 2008:Friday Night Lights: Straight Shot Right to the Babymaker
February 5, 2008:Friday Night Lights: Skunk as a Drunk
January 29, 2008:Friday Night Lights: Love in the Time of Mini Golf
January 23, 2008:Friday Night Lights: Jesus Is So Hot Right Now
January 15, 2008:Friday Night Lights: Verbal Essences
January 8, 2008:Friday Night Lights: Apparently Ugly Texan Teenagers DO Exist
December 11, 2007:Come Hell Or High Watersports
December 3, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Is That A Cabo In Your Pants?
November 27, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Old Whisper-Yeller
November 15, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Show Us Your Lady Udders!
November 8, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Shark Bait II: In The More Literal Sense Next Time
October 31, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Shark Bait
October 25, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Touched By A Riggins
October 15, 2007:Dillon Must Suffer From a Serious Kleenex Shortage
October 10, 2007:Friday Night Lights: Panthers Win At Killing People!
May 24, 2007:The last hours of Studio 60
May 11, 2007:Friday Night Lights gets a second season
April 16, 2007:PANTHERS WIN STATE!!
April 10, 2007:Would Someone Please Tell Me If We're Going To STATE?!
April 4, 2007:Miracle at 30 Rock: A second season
April 1, 2007:More Cowball
March 25, 2007:Austin, Texas: Now Featuring Excellent Balleters
March 5, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Under The Influence
February 25, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Sexy Time. High Five!
February 16, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Jailhouse Rock
February 10, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Black and White and Cringing All Over
February 3, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: And The Cat's In The Cradle And Your Father's An OTHER
January 26, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Say No To Drugs, Say Yes To Fabulous Neckwear
January 12, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Parents Just Don't Understand
January 6, 2007:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Illiteracy for Dummies
December 15, 2006:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Deprave The Cheerleader
December 8, 2006:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Enter Mr. Sandman
December 5, 2006:Recap: Friday Night Lights: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose