Coach and Julie are in the car outside the school parking lot. She wants to go in to the dance, but he wants to talk to her for a sec. He says that she is fifteen, so she cannot dictate the actions of the family. But she is also fifteen, and she deserves to be heard. What follows is another lovely monologue from Julie, wherein she says that she's been moving around her whole life and she hated Dillon when she first got here, but then something changed. She's finally happy, and for the first time she feels like she's home. "And I know that going to Austin and being some college football coach is your dream...but I have dreams too. And they're coming true right here." Tears. On my face. Coach says he hears her, and then they hug and he says he loves her. Oh, they're soooo not moving. If they do I'll eat my hat. But I don't have a hat. Therefore, they're not moving. I defy you to disprove my logic!

Angela has dragged poor Tyra out to dinner and is in some sort of manic frenzy. Tyra finally blows up at her, demanding to know what the hell is wrong. Angela freaks out yet again and says she can't keep sitting in the restaurant with all the father-daughter couples there. She pulls her out and they hash it out yet again in the Collette Family Pickup Truck Of Conflict. Tyra insists that she can do it. She wants to try to "break the Collette mold" and go to college and have a life. It would appear that tonight is the official night for confessions to parents of life goals and dreams!

Angela pulls a violent U-turn and speeds off to Dillon high. She drags Tyra into the gym and onto the dance floor. She says she loves her more than anything in the world, which is a phrase that is used almost every single week on this show. I don't know if this is a bad thing, or if it's just on-the-money realistic. What do you think? Vote now! Anyway, she promises to do whatever she can for her daughter, and then they share a slow dance together. Aww. Maybe the Pickup Truck Of Conflict is actually cursed! They should have more fights in the High School Gym Of Reconciliation!

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Lesbians!

Lyla, clearly not in attendance at the dance, is getting into a car at her father's dealership. She puts it into gear and smashes it into another car. Ooh, waving cartoon Buddy isn't going to like this. She continues to wreck even more cars, then finishes up by driving right through the showroom window. Well, that's one way of getting the cars in there. The truly sad part about this is that the Garritys are the very model of the perfect Dillon Panthers family, and that both Buddy and Lyla probably look forward to that father-daughter dance every single year. Uh, sorry to bring a fun car-smashing scene down. Look at that steering column fly!

The sun rises on a drunken football field. Matt and Smash are passed out on top of each other, causing Tim to comment, "that is so Brokeback." Tim Riggins, ladies and gentlemen! He'll be here all week! Try the veal! Jason laughs, prompting Tim to ask if they're friends again. Jason smiles and says "Friends. Always," then rolls his eyes and mutters "Texas forever". Tim repeats it, and just like that a season-long hatred is resolved and wrapped up neatly with a nice little bow. Couldn't have done it without you, Douchey!

Tim returns home to find MILF sitting on a bench outside his house. He apologizes yet again for his salacious actions. She doesn't say anything, so he gets up to leave. Buuut then she assaults him with her Desperate Housewife Tractor Beam and they both go into her house to make out. You know what would really make this moment outstanding? If Chris Hansen form Dateline NBC stepped out from a screen To Catch A Predator. That would be so sweet. Anyway, MILF whispers, "Bo can never know." Cut to Bo standing right there, watching them and knowing. Okay, this doesn't happen, but it would be pretty funny if it did, and would only get funnier if he slapped the sides of his face and screamed รก la Home Alone.

Tami and Julie are watching Coach talk to someone on the phone. Who could it be?! He hangs up and tells them that he told the TMU people that he needs more time to decide. That his family needs more time to decide. Aaaand scene.

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Jojobear Author Profile Page:

Loved the recap! If they cancel this show, you'll have to make room for me in the toaster bath Screampillar.....

I can't stand Herc, how obnoxious can one person be?!

LOL, Buddy Garrity is finally reaping what he sows... That was so cool when Lyla went ballistic on the cars.

Coach and Tami are too cute for words.

I loved the Chris Hansen comment about MILF and Tim! I love how she trusts her young child to someone she barely knows and that usually has a beer in his underage hand...lol!

Now that Jason might have a future in coaching, do you think he'll ditch that ass Herc?? I sure hope so....

OMG, only 2 more episodes?? I can't be over already?!

y2kcsc Author Profile Page:

I LOVE this show and I love your recaps even more! FNL is so awesome - this was def the best episode yet. I felt like it moved faster, making more happen in a shorter time.

Screampillar, if you are going to run off and marry Jason - you better make it a dual ceremony, because I love coach. he's just perfection! Damn, this show better get a second season!!

Katella:

I can't believe this show is almost over for the season! what will i do? anyways, this was another awesome recap...screampillar please say you'll take over recapping Grey's Anatomy too, you've got to be the best writer Tvgasm has got!

rjfrankel Author Profile Page:

Screampillar -- you write the Best. Recap. Ever. Seriously, your recaps turned me on to this wonderful show, and I love it -- but I wonder if I would love it as much without your recaps. Your own love for the show comes through and makes my love double. ;)

E! Gossip's Kristin's On-Line has a "Save one Show" campaign going on -- go over and vote! (http://yahoo.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/index.jsp)

The other info from that column site was reassuring, however --
"Friday Night Lights: NBC execs love this show. And that makes me love NBC execs. This is without a doubt the most underappreciated new series on television, and sources tell me NBC knows that and is expected to keep it around. Hooray!"

Still, go over there and vote.

I LOVE Coach Taylor. He is #1 on my Top 5 list! He and Tami and Julie are the most realistic portrayal of a family on TV. Please NBC do not cancel the best show EVER!!

I LOVE Coach Taylor. He is #1 on my Top 5 list! He and Tami and Julie are the most realistic portrayal of a family on TV. Please NBC do not cancel the best show EVER!!

Ericka:

I LOVE the 'Bo' joke!

dent:

I agree with everything you wrote Screampillar. My heart was just bursting at the scene with the boys on the football field. The kid who plays Matt did an interview recently and said that the majority of the scenes are improv. They are just given topics and told to talk.

And like #4 said- go to Eonline and Vote for Save one show. It actually got that crapfest One Tree Hill saved last year. So maybe the powers that be at NBC will be paying attention.

And really do you blame the MILF for going after Tim Riggins? He was looking especially good this episode and he has totally bonded with her kid!

Best show on TV!!!

First off: Love Friday Night Lights! :)

And I guess you'll be happy to hear that there are THREE MORE episodes remaining (3/28,4/4 & 4/11) not two.

One thing that confuses me is Coach's timeline in Dillan - maybe you can straighten it out for me?

In the last ep , Street is telling tattoo girl that he wouldn't consider leaving Dillon because it's the only plae her has ever known and it's the only place he calls "home".

In the pilot , during the interview with coach & Street - the interviewer says that Taylor had coached Street through pee-wee etc... and followed him to HS and was now his coach again.

YET - Julie says "We are moving again, aren't we?"

And she is younger than Street , so.... How can Street be in Dillon his whole life - Taylor be his coach all those years and Julie moving from town to town ... ?

Maybe I am mis-remembering things and what was said ... but that's my recollection...

Any help? :)


JasonR:

This was a stellar episode. It almost seems like the writers are trying to leave things in a way that will be at least somewhat satisfying if God forbid the show doesn't come back next season. Let's all hope many more people discover FNL in summer reruns and/or some much deserved Emmy noms get it some more attention and viewers. Screampillar, I loved this show from the pilot, so you had me at "hello", but it's clear your enthusiasm for the show is contagious here at the 'Gasm.

BTW if you want to experience the very weird (the highbrow NY Times actually GUSHING over a TV show), check out their review of the pilot:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/03/arts/television/03heff.html?ex=1175054400&en=2fd1592780653826&ei=5070

Jupiter-2 (#9), interesting pick-up. I totally missed that.

The Chicago Tribune also did a three page spread on FNL in their Sunday entertainment section yesterday. It was called 'The Best Show You're Not Watching' and it was also pretty gushing. Which it should be, because this show is the best thing currently airing on television, and the second best thing in years, after The Wire.

carol:

Oh my god when Tim carried Bo to bed my ovaries almost jumped out of my body.

sunshine858619 Author Profile Page:

Screampillar: Your recaps for FNL are SO wonderful and truly do this superb show justice!! THANK YOU! Indeed, you must be the best TVGasm writer-- well at least of the recaps I read.

one of my favorite highlights of the recap (so what i was thinking):

Tami is in a meeting with Tyra's mother. She says she fears that Tyra is relying too much on her looks and not her brain, which is a problem because her looks won't last forever. "You're living proof of that," she fails to say. But you know she's thinking it. Or I am. Whatever.

SO911BABE:

Screampillar, your love of this show really shines through on these recaps (which are fan-freakin-tastic,BTW) My husband, 14 year old daughter and I watch this show together religiously each week. It's the only show we all enjoy. Plus we are forever hitting the "pause" on TiVo, to dicuss the many issues/situations the show brings up. How many shows can truly spark that sort of thing with a 14 year old?? It truly is the best show on right now. Oh, and I am in love with the Taylors as much as you are - I heart them to pieces!!!!

Yes, this is one of the best shows on TV! Few shows can make you laugh and cry in one scene. This show is so real and I hope they come back for a second season. It would be a total shame to lose such a quality show with such quality acting from the adults as well as the kids.

Maybe we should call Lyla the new Smash after that car dealership scene! That was great!

My wife always gets annoyed at me when I randomly shout out, "IT WAS A BLANKET!" from earlier in the season in the scene with Matt and Julie. I hope Coach will continue giving me quality lines to annoy my wife with. She gets me back, though, telling my friends how I get all teary-eyed when I watch this show. Totally worth it, though.

Great Recap, Screampillar! Made me laugh almost as much as the show did. Keep it up!

punkrox Author Profile Page:

I agree, this is the best show on tv. I so want to be married to Coach. And I so want to kick Herc in the jaw.

I want to scoop Matt up and snuggle him in my bosom. He and Julie make my teeth hurt.

I can't watch this when my husband is around cause it makes me weepy. And then he points and laughs at me.

TinkerbellAPixie:

Only three episodes left and I go and miss one. Damn my DVR - it broke the cardinal rule and missed one of my favorite shows.I can't believe I missed what sounded like one of the best episodes yet. THANK GOD FOR YOUR RECAP! And what a wonderful recap it was. I really really enjoy reading your thoughts on this show. I want to hang out with you and watch it live. Can we have a contest to watch a show with a Recapper?

"Smash's neighborhood contains a clue in The Amazing Race! Hurry, Smash, you're the first to arrive!"
Funniest line of the recap!

But I also had to LMAO at the photos "For the ladies" you nailed it on that first one - the second one...haha not so much.

"Are you taking any notes? Notes on a SCANDAL?"
You kill me with your references :)

"I'm just going to have to come on down there and kidnap Jason and marry him myself! See what you're forcing me to do?!"
Just so long as you have a pick up to toss the wheelchair in.

Screampillar - when FNL is over you have to HAVE TO recap Kyle XY. It's got another interesting family dynamic and I think your writing style would suit it perfectly!

~Tink

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