Tim drags Julie home and puts her into bed. As he takes her shoes off, she begins to list the items in her room that will soon be covered in vomit. Fun inventory! That'll save time in the morning. He lifts her up to put her head on the pillow, but she won't let go of his neck once she's there. And I don't know about you, but my Cringe-o-meter hits eleven before I even hear the dulcet tones of our dear Coach. Of course, there he is, gaping at her bedroom door. Again through clenched teeth, he quietly tells Tim to get out. Tim tries to defend himself, but Coach just seethes, demanding that he shut up and get out of the house right now, which he does. And even after that CoachDick outburst, I have to say this is probably the angriest I've ever seen our sweet Coach. The new haircut nicely emphasizes the fury.

"Bring me my DAMN LASAGNA!"
Intriguing episode. I liked the Laribee plotline, and I think it'll be interesting to see what happens with it next week. I assume that the Panthers will trounce the Hideous Goblins, but you never know. I also liked the Buddy Garrity scenes, it's amazing how he's gone from being a throwaway Texan stereotype to being a really good character. And at this point I just think it's funny that Tim Riggins inspires impulses of statutory rape wherever he goes. And now he's homeless yet again. Sooner or later he's just going to start carrying one of those hobo sacks tied to a stick. If only he could go stay with his best friend, but as of yet scientists have been unable to locate the black hole through which Jason Street has fallen. (Thought I'd go an entire recap without mentioning that? You fools!) What did everyone think? And did the Flying Spaghetti Monster bring anyone else any fun FNL gear over the holidays?
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Comments (12)
Happy new year, SP, and great recap. Love your Tim Riggins jokes, and the baby Grace caption cracked me up.
Tyra's new 'do is an interesting hybrid of the RW Shauvon/Trisha reverse skunk combined with Connecticut soccer mom, but she's still hot as hell.
With the murder plot behind us, the show seems to be getting back on track, but I've heard some disturbing rumors that if the strike doesn't end soon, once they run out of new FNL episodes, that will be it, forever. Someone please tell me this isn't true.
1 of 12 | Posted by JasonR | Posted on January 9, 2008 6:16 AM
For some reason, this episode stayed with me for a few days and i have been anxiously awaiting your recap since. You did not disapoint, as usual!
Poor Timmy Riggins...kid can't catch a break. That scene at the party with the emo twerp was so great...precisely the reason i always wanted an older brother....it was so sweet. I knew from the moment it began that it could only end badly for our dear boy....wonder if telling Coach that his daughter was D-runk (that's a captital D drunk) and he was helping her will make it any better....
Looking forward to next week. BTW, the opening credit song is by Expressions In The Sky and is called "Your Hand in Mine". There are a couple versions on the Season 1 Soundtrack....
2 of 12 | Posted by mamabird | Posted on January 9, 2008 6:17 AM
Actually, I did a little research and as far as I can tell, the actual theme song was written by W.G. Snuffy Walden, even thought it sounds a lot like "Your Hand In Mine," by Explosions in the Sky. I've searched everywhere but I don't think it's available anywhere.
3 of 12 | Posted by calvin28 | Posted on January 9, 2008 7:43 AM
Yeah, that last comment about the soundtrack was from me.
4 of 12 | Posted by screampillr | Posted on January 9, 2008 7:49 AM
I hope the Riggins-Coach misunderstanding gets ironed out quickly. (Great recap, BTW!)
Don't find it credible that a rival HS team would be invited to not only use the practice facilities, but apparently attend the school full time.
CoachDick so needed choking... but he is the kind of weak weasel that would file a law suit then get a bunch of his boys to testify that the attack was unprovoked. Ask any of his ex wives.
Garrity sounded like every abusive ex - oh, I've changed, I'm sorry, I'll never do it again, blah, blah. I call bull shift.
5 of 12 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on January 9, 2008 4:23 PM
Hmmm....you are probably right Screampllr. My research was most likely not as thorough as yours. Your Hand In Mine is like 8 1/2 minutes long and there are parts that sound pretty close. There should be a website to search themesongs. Probably already is but there are a couple I have been searching in vain for (The Bourne movies, anyone?) and can't find anywhere.
6 of 12 | Posted by mamabird | Posted on January 9, 2008 6:29 PM
Ok just to be a pain in the ass, the song on the season 1 soundtrack is First Breath After Coma by Expressions in the Sky. I have been listening to it a lot lately, but can't find the opening credits song anywhere. And awesome recap. Man I love Tim Riggins.
7 of 12 | Posted by marybanjo | Posted on January 10, 2008 8:49 AM
Great recap! I love everything you write Screampillr!
I too was disappointed that the "Explosions in the sky sone on the FNL soundtrack was not the credits song.
I love Tim Riggins! And coach was scary! I am so glad that Landry told off Tyra (to some extent). I like them together, but she needs to be empowered in some way.
I would love to see her in school, doing well, and joining a clubor something.
I think this epi was so good because is was grounded in school and the relationships formed there, as opposed to outside drama.... I will be glad to see a football game again this week!
8 of 12 | Posted by fnllover | Posted on January 11, 2008 11:54 AM
I'm very late in reading this re-cap! But i thought this episode was so great - maybe one of the best so far! I, too, think the Landry/Tyra story is in danger of becoming VERY drawn out. I think she really likes him, but I can't tell if she is just not dating him b/c of what Landry's dad said to her, or if she really is that conflicted. who knows.
I. Love. Tim. Riggins. That's all I can say about that.
SP - welcome back! glad you had a nice holiday. iI got FNL - Season 1 for Christmas and on the DVD main menu screen, they play the opening credits song and I was soo happy about that! The DVD has tons of deleated scenes, too. I was hoping for a little more actor interviews, etc - but maybe on the second season!
9 of 12 | Posted by lucygirl | Posted on January 12, 2008 6:18 PM
"Bring me my DAMN LASAGNA!"
Ha ha ha ha ha... great recap!
Julie really gets on my nerves this season.
10 of 12 | Posted by drmalcolm | Posted on January 12, 2008 8:54 PM
Okay, I read the Texas Monthly article back in the 80s. I read the book, too. I watched the movie. But the TELEVISION SHOW???
Oh.
My.
God.
Is there anything on TV more delicious?
I was recently accused of being addicted to Friday Night Lights by my teenage sons, who watch the show with much less excitement than their almost 40YO mother, which is a bit weird, I guess. (Their verdict is that there needs to be MORE FOOTBALL to which I agree.)
Maybe it's because I DVR the episodes and defy anyone to interrupt me as I watch them. Maybe it’s because I’ve teared up over an episode or three. Maybe it’s because I’m perilously close to building a statue of Momma Williams in my yard with a kneeling bench in front of it. Maybe it’s because I require a bib and a panty liner when Kyle Chandler is on the screen. Okay, yes, I am an addict.
Due to the fact that I am a bonafide Texas Football Momma and watch my OWN boys on Friday nights I question the time slot, though! (Do any of you Texan viewers out there have a clue as to why ANYONE in their right mind would put a show about Friday Night Football on FRIDAY NIGHT??? The folks in charge of the show must know the religion that is Texas High School Football, right? I pity the folks without DVR or TIVO. We should have a telethon or something, huh?)
NOW, I've spent this entire afternoon reading all the archives of FNL recaps and am now addicted to your hilarious internet column. Damn you, Screampillr, for feeding my addiction, hurry the hell up with this week's recap, and by the way...do ya wanna be my newest online BFF?
11 of 12 | Posted by TheVoiceOfReason | Posted on January 13, 2008 4:05 PM
Screampillr, I beg you, please hurry up with your recap. My Cowboys just lost and I want to read something hilarious before I get too drunk to care. Does anyone know a FW/Dallas area hit man that I can hire to whack Jessica Simpson??? That girl is POISON.
12 of 12 | Posted by TheVoiceOfReason | Posted on January 13, 2008 4:52 PM