Landry is planning out his big car date with Tyra, just like he did a couple weeks ago, like the attempted rape never even happened. I'm glad Landry can move on with such ease. He's giving Matt some chocolate samples, explaining that the cocoa bean is a natural aphrodisiac. Ohhh man. He explains that he and Tyra will be "driving in a car, alone for four straight hours. I'm gonna be playing some sexy Crucifictorious," (I DIE upon hearing this) "we're gonna be eating on these very fine, delicate, erotic chocolates, and this may be the single most defining moment of my life." So Matt's grandma has to take the bus, is his point. WELL. I can't wait to see how this plan is going to be destroyed.
Tim approaches MILF as she comes home from work, and just as she reaches for her The Graduate-strength pepper spray, he tells her it's not what she thinks. He just wants to give her his two tickets to State, since he knows how much Bo would enjoy it. She is Touched, and he tells her to have fun and leaves...without sticking his tongue down her throat! Our little Timmy is growing up!
Over at the Taylor House of Magic and Wonder, Coach asks Julie if she told Matt about the TMU job. She robotically tells him no, which any parent could easily decipher as an emphatic YES. He prods further and she totally caves, just as Tami is walking in the door. He tells her that "your daughter" (isn't it funny how parents always disavow any ownership of their children when they screw up?) blew his big secret. Julie of course storms off. I wonder if her bedroom door is even still attached to the hinges. Coach asks his glowing wife where the hell she's been all day, then says the he had to talk to her about a bunch of things but now he has to go catch a bus so there's no time. She starts to almost tell him about the baby, but he keeps whining about the bus (like they wouldn't wait for him), so she sends him off. It's just not the right time, she'll tell him in Dallas.
The team is boarding the bus amidst a giant crowd of chanting people. Tyra pulls Tim aside and asks for her tickets, which causes Tim to do a Bghwaa? and tell her he gave them away. She of course gets pissed, because even though she hates football it was nice to get good seats for once. She begins to storm off but he lures her back with four free tickets in the nosebleed section. She rolls her eyes and completes the storming off. Tim sighs and longs for the days of Back to the Future marathons with his pet gremlin.
Coach pulls Matt aside, and for a moment I think he's going to shove him into the luggage compartment but instead he just wants to talk. He says he knows that Julie told him, but Matt doesn't want to talk about it, he just wants to concentrate on football. For once, Coach is the speechless one, so he just lets him go, since there is apparently nothing more to say. Hmm. This doesn't bode well.
"In you go, Saracen."
Landry arrives at Tyra's house in his Crucifictorious t-shirt (I assure you, one day it WILL be mine) and greets her sister Mindy with a "How's the stripping going?" Landry Clarke, ladies and gentlemen, a class act all the way. Mindy calls for her mother and her sister, because apparently now they're ALL going! Tyra explains that she got four tickets so they're tagging along. A completely crestfallen Landry is left to help load their mountainous piles of luggage into the car.
"HOW Y'ALL DOIN?!"
Cut to the car ride, where Angela is sitting shotgun and eating all of the fine, erotic chocolates that Landry had so delicately prepared for his beloved. She explains that she's pre-menstrual and they're giving her a tingly sensation. Landry looks just about ready to drive the car right off a cliff when he notices Matt's grandma sadly sitting on a bench, waiting for a bus. He asks if she needs a ride, which she eagerly accepts. In fact, she greets Tyra with a raucous "Did you bring the booze?" It seriously isn't a party without Crankin' Lorraine Saracen.
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Comments (16)
Screampillar, thank God this show is at least tangentially about sports, which makes it ok for a guy to cry, just like it's ok for a guy to cry at the end of "Rocky", "The Rookie", "Remember the Titans", "Brian's Song", etc. (at least that's what I'm telling myself).
I rewound and replayed that winning touchdown at least 3 times, just like I did when Saracen scored in the game before.
This show is about as close as one can come to perfection. I thought the same thing about how the Slow Clap is such a cliche, but on this show, like everything else, it rang true.
Screampillar, let me be the first to thank you for an amazing job recapping FNL. I especially appreciated it since I don't know many people who watched, so I enjoyed being able to share my enthusiasm for the show here.
Let's all pray that the NBC suits are as addicted to this show as we are, and will be willing to give it time to develop an audience. If there is any justice, awared nominations will rain upon the writers, directors and cast and its profile will be raised. Hopefully, NBC will promote the reruns hard over the summer and people will get on the bandwagon.
1 of 16 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on April 16, 2007 9:19 AM
Ditto JasonR.
2 of 16 | Posted by OzoneDude | Posted on April 16, 2007 9:57 AM
FNL is hands down my fave show on TV right now. They must renew.
And I totally sobbed from the moment they walked into the locker rooms and saw their names on the lockers until the end of the episode. Definite snot issues at my house as well.
3 of 16 | Posted by kmills
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Posted on April 16, 2007 10:57 AM
WOO-HOO!! WE WON STATE, BABY!! PANTHERS RUUUUULE!!
just had to say it one more time.
i loved the finale. there has been some criticism about the resolution of the football game, and some suggestion that the producers decided to let the Panthers win in case the show didn't get renewed (as most folks know, the real-life Permian Panthers team on which the original 'FNL' book and movie are based did NOT win their championship final). Normally, I'm not one for the improbable come-from-behind victories, but I'll take this one. We all deserved the opportunity to stand up and cheer for Dillon, Coach and Tami, and, of course, the kids. It's also fitting that Dillon win on the hook-and-ladder play, which was used by Boise State in this year's Fiesta Bowl to upset Oklahoma (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=270010201). If it can happen in real life, why not on TV?
Thanks for the funny and generous recaps, screampillar. I am from Virginia (went to the same HS as Connie B., the actress who plays Tami!!), and am currently coping with the shock of what has happened at VA Tech, where my cousin is an engineering grad student (he's o.k., but it just makes it much more real and present for me). This re-cap has lifted my spirits somewhat.
4 of 16 | Posted by jack | Posted on April 16, 2007 11:53 AM
I LOVE the show as well!!
Some might argue that it is also cliche to have the team win, but who the hell cares?!
They played that song Devil Town (is that the title?) at the end of another episode before this one, and yet I liked it just as much (if not more!) on this finale.
I wasn't expecting the team to actually win. I think the writers had to end things on a positive note so all the viewers would feel happy and satisfied and then look forward to the next season (as if we needed any convincing!) Maybe it was directed at the small percentage of viewers who couldn't make up their minds??
just a thought but I can't wait for the next season to start
(maybe the seniors, whoever they are, will be staying on for a "post graduate year!")
5 of 16 | Posted by lovedoctor
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Posted on April 16, 2007 12:55 PM
Screampillar, thanks so much for helping me relive the glory (again) and for a season of amazing recaps. Even if I do think you're a little too easy on Coach (IMO he was a bit of an ass this episode), I love your enthusiasm and you always crack me up. What will we all do over the Summer without this show to love? Because we WILL be back next season!
6 of 16 | Posted by alex | Posted on April 16, 2007 1:30 PM
Hang in there Jack (#4). Glad your cousin is ok. Everytime we get a reminder of the kind of pure evil/depravity that human beings are capable of, whether it's shooting up a college or an Amish schoolhouse, or flying planes into buildings, it really shakes us all to the core. If we're lucky, some good (or bad) TV, or a really good website about TV can provide some temporary escape.
7 of 16 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on April 16, 2007 3:24 PM
thank you for the amazing recap!! this episode was wonderful, although, no i didnt cry!!! i WILL cry if they cancel such a perfectly produced/written/acted show!!! i am so glad the panthers won, i was worried that they would loose like in the book/movie, but i need a feel good ending especially when you feel like your favorite show might be ripped away from you at any moment. come on NBC!!!! give us another season of FNL!!!
8 of 16 | Posted by sunshine858619
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Posted on April 16, 2007 3:50 PM
Yes, the the tears flowed for me too! Freakin' awesome episode!!!! We were actually cheering out loud when the Panthers scored their touchdowns like it was real life or something! LMBO...
If this show is cancelled , I will be sooooo disappointed! It is perfection, and Tami and Coach are so adorably believable as a couple! I LOVE FNL! I'm sad to see it end...my Wednesday nights are gonna suck now....
Thank you Screampillar for all the great recaps. They were so fun to read!
Jack...glad to hear that your cousin is ok. I have been watching the coverage of this senseless tragedy all day, and it is just unbelievable....
9 of 16 | Posted by Jojobear
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Posted on April 16, 2007 5:47 PM
Picture it - the seniors graduate and go on to play for Coach at TMU while the kids still in Dillon get schooled by Tami (and Young Coach Jason thanks to Eric's commute). Seems like a recipe for the perfect Season Two.
10 of 16 | Posted by MTS19805
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Posted on April 16, 2007 6:48 PM
I guess I am in the minority. I would have prefered if they lost the game. It just feels weird for everything to go right for once. Dillon is supposed to be full of heartbreak dammmmit!
11 of 16 | Posted by kevintheomanharris
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Posted on April 16, 2007 7:02 PM
Screampillar - thanks so much for your recaps all season. FNL is my favorite and your shared love for the show has made it even better! (so, tell us, exactly how many e-mails have your written to NBC requesting a Crucifictorious t-shirt and Panthers hat?? haha.)
When the boys got to Texas Stadium I could not control the tears. I think there are so many more stories and the plot lines are wide open. I can already feel my heart melting when I see Coach holding his baby (i'm guessing a boy) for the first time!!
Long live FNL!!
12 of 16 | Posted by y2kcsc
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Posted on April 16, 2007 7:09 PM
Screampillar, you almost had me crying at my desk again when you talked about the halftime speech. Beautiful episode.
I have been giving some thought to next season because I refuse to believe there won't be one. Football ends at the beginning of December so to keep the seniors (I think maybe just Tim and Lyla?) they can make next season all about the spring- spring workouts coached by Jason, two-a-days, and of course prom!!!
13 of 16 | Posted by dent
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Posted on April 17, 2007 5:57 AM
Bahaha @ the "I'm 35." thing. Seriously, you have done such a wonderful job with these recaps - you never disappoint!! Thanks for the link to the alternate speech -- I really liked that one too. Can't say it enough though - have loved, loved, loved these recaps. Thanks for the laughs!
14 of 16 | Posted by dainsey
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Posted on April 17, 2007 8:23 AM
Great recap to a great episode!! This was an awesome finale that gave us some closure, but still leaves us guessing about next season (yes, there just HAS to be a next season) and whether coach will stay in Dillon. I was a little surprised, but happy that the panthers ended up winning because with all the difficulties and hardships they faced, they deserved to win.
I loved your screencaps, haha especially the one about Jason's tattoo and voodoo's oddly old appearance for an 18 year old kid.
I also laughed about your reference to the slow clap being cliche, because it reminded me of my economics class during sophomore year and my teacher telling us how he hates slow claps because they only happen in movies and on tv, but really never happen in real life. It became a joke that whole semester and a couple funny guys would randomly start the slow cap, which took off. haha
Again, thanks for recapping such an amazing show and it's always awesome to read about your enthusiasm for FNL!! WoHOO, we won STATE!!!
15 of 16 | Posted by Triks
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Posted on April 17, 2007 7:32 PM
Yay! Friday Night Lights is officially back next season.....although they gave in and put it on friday night.
16 of 16 | Posted by CandiceMarie
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Posted on May 17, 2007 3:55 PM