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This week on Girls Next Door Bridget's lil sis Anastasia comes to the mansion to celebrate her 21st bday. You KNOW we're in for a good ep when Ana is in town. Nothing is quite so entertaining as watching a simple country girl get skanked out by semi-prostitutes. Yay family bonding.
What did I do to deserve this?
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This week the Girl's Next Door visit Barbie Benton, Hef's former gf, at her house in Aspen -- and you KNOW the producers must have drugged, gagged, and bound Holly to get her to go there. No one hates the conniving Barbie and her underhanded insults more than Hollz. But whether they like it or not, the girls spend a night in the Benton's freaky household and it makes for a pretty ridic episode. Let's tuck in!
Can't waaaait!
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Happy Cristmakwanza Gasmii! Hope you all are enjoying a break from school, work, and any other activities that are part of your daily grind. I, for one, am writing this recap from in front of the hearth at my local Starbucks instead of from under the harsh lighting of my less-local office. (Gotta love working from home!)
Apparently our friends at Girls Next Door were also feeling the holiday slackerness too, because this week's episode is more of a slideshow con voiceover than an episode with any real plot.
You better hope the ghost of boobs past doesn't stop by or your flat chest will get thrown out on the street.
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This week's episode of Girls Next Door doesn't feature the evil twins. Yaaaaay! Better yet, Kendra is organizing an event. And not just any event, a slutty softball game with just a hintof lesbianism. Consider it an early Chrismukkah gift from our fav E! producers.
This chick might be a little more realistic for ya, Hef. Just a Christmas suggestion.
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This week on Girls Next Door the twins are still at the mansion. Wait, WHAT?!
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This week on The Girls Next Door...
THE. TWINS. ARE. HERE.
And they're just about as charming as you'd think they would be.
This week's Girls Next Door is filled with horses and, no, it's not a Wilkinson family reunion. Hef and the girls head over to Kentucky to trash-out the Derby. How fitting that they go to a state that has the initials KY.
Hate to break it to you Kendra, but your mom broke her leg and was put down last year. There, there, eat these oats.
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This week on Girls Next Door we are blessed with part two of the two-part nationwide search for a 55th Anniversary Playmate, which brings even more skankified blondeness than part one. Not the least of which is the slightly (OK, totally) incestuous identical skankified blondeness crazyness! But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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After a bleak (well, for me anyways) one-week hiatus, The Girls Next Door were back this week with an episode jam-packed with everything we've come to know and love about this show: Coked-out naked bimbos, inexplicable travel, and elderly discrimination. Sigh, welcome back my loves.
All old people are welcome here. Especially filthy rich ones.
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It's the week of Halloween so, naturally, our fav platinum whores on Girls Next Door are decorating the Playmate house. Why didn't the producers decide to air this tres trivial episode last week and air the actual freakin' Halloween ep this week? I can't say for sure, but I think I heard a certain maniacal laugh echoing from the E! offices. It's only a matter of time until the entire staff is dressed in uggs and booty shorts.
This week, Hef finds someone a little more realistic to marry. But then decides to kick her off the show because she is distracting the other dancers.
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