We open with Bridget and Kendra in Bridg's room. B tells Ken that she was afraid of blueberries when she was little because they had a weird texture. You can tell by Kendra's face that even she thinks that's illogical.

Holly comes in so the girls can call Barbie to confirm that they're going to chill with her in Aspen. Kendra tells us she's upset because Barb doesn't believe that Kenny can snowboard, so of course Miss Competitive has to prove the Benton wrong. Holly says she plans on snowboarding with Barbie's daughter, and Bridget, who is clearly not known for her coordination, says she'll be tubing for the entire trip.

We learn that Barbie lives with her daughter, Ariana, and a husband named George. Their house, which Barbie decorated herself, is the biggest in Aspen... and it "verges on outer space." Wtf does that mean?

You are some of the flightiest hos I ever met.

So the girls and Hef arrive in Aspen via the private jet. Barbie says she's impressed that Hef agreed to come for the night because he usually hates to sleep in any bed that's not his own. (Sinking ratings can be very strong motivation, Barb.) Hef's bro Keith, who also has a place in Aspen, comes to hang out too.

Aspen really is a hot spot right now, isn't it? That 70-year-old dude tried to blow people up on NYE, and the little rich boy I babysit is there with his family (and nanny) right now. Though I suppose the former is more interesting to you than the latter.

Anyway, it's time for Kendra to start talking shit about Barbie. She says that skiing, Barbie's winter sport of choice, is way easier than snowboarding. But Kendra has agreed to race Barbie on the slopes, snowboard v. skis.

The girls all look cute bundled up as they head up the mountain on the gondola. The best part is that Kendra is wearing a helmet, arguably the smartest thing she's ever done. Bridget jokes about Hef's choice in clothing -- a red North Face, a black and red flannel shirt, and a furry hat with ear flaps. Yep, Hef the lumberjack. Perhaps a glimpse of what he would have become if he hadn't realized how much money there'd be in naked chicks.

God if you're there please don't let me break my gd hip.

It's time for Kendra and Barbie's race. They take a chair lift up to their trail of choice and start speeding down the mountain. Kenny looks all business, but she's taking big turns and going over jumps, which doesn't seem like the fastest way to get down the slope. Barbie seems to be trying to slow herself down so she doesn't totally blow Kendra out of the snowbank -- at one point she's even skiing on one leg. (Note to Heather McCartney: There could be a future for you in winter sports.)

Barb says she's impressed with Kendra's snowboarding skills and Kendra says she definitely kept up with Barbie. Do you guys understand what this means? Kendra LOST at something! I'm surprised she's taking it so well and isn't trying to cause an avalanche with her horse laugh.

After everyone's done skiing etc., they gather in the lodge, which looks like a fancy private living room, and get ready to head to Barbie's house. There's one problem -- Kendra can't find her pants.

K: Where are my pants? I wore pants here, didn't I?

They just keep running away. It's been like that my whole life.

It's sad that she's not entirely sure. After Kendra searches the lodge, Bridget realizes that Kendra must have left them on the jet because they all changed into their ski gear there. Good work solving a real life mystery Bridg! So Kenny has to go to Barbie's house in her padded snowboard shorts. Classy.

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