Bridget, who is dressed as some sort of nun/pilgrim hybrid, tells us that the movie is called "The Telling" (clever) and she's not so sure of herself in the producers role. Could that be because you only are the producer because you have a notorious and ridiculously wealthy manfriend?

If the nuns dressed like you in Catholic school I might have graduated!

"I really feel that I have to prove myself," B says. "Like I really want to do this and I want to work. I mean this and I want to do this and I wanna be on set and I wanna learn this process." I don't know about you, but I'm not very convinced.

Thankfully we move on to the more exciting story line -- KENDRA'S CAR GOT STOLEN! How crazy is that? Who steals cars anymore? Kendra is telling Mary that her Escalade was stolen and stripped. Meanwhile, somewhere in Hef's bedroom a Pun Alarm started ringing.

Hef: Did I hear the word stripped?

Mr. Hefner doesn't seem too concerned about Kendra's car problems after she tells him what happened. (He seriously didn't know?!) Kendra complains that she even had to go out to the junk yard to see her poor naked luxury vehicle. Hef kneels down and kisses her. "Shit happens," Mary retorts, probably because she's enraged that Hef dared to show affection for someone other than her in her presence.

Then, as to be expected, Hef manages to start talking about himself and says that he hasn't driven a car since the 1960s. There's something just not right about that.

Back on the movie set Bridget sets the scene for us. The movie takes place in a demonic sorority house and Holly is the head sorority sister. That's all you've got? My imagination isn't stretched in the slightest.

H: I don't consider myself an actress but I didn't need to prepare for my role because I'm playing a total bitch. No preparation necessary. Insti-bitch -- just add water.

Sowhoreity

Playmate Sarah Underwood is also in the film. Way to cast all your friends, B. Upon seeing Sarah in her frumpyish wardrobe, Bridg takes matters into her own hands by sending her home (aka across the lawn to the Playmate House) to change into her regular, sluttier clothes. (For future reference, S, it's never a good sign when your real clothes are skankier than the items you get from a movie stylist.)

Then Bridg goes and talks to the director to tell him that she's worried about the outfits. She said she was nervous telling him what she thought, but he took her advice and got the actresses new clothes. This invigorates Bridget, who must not understand that the producers are generally the most powerful bc they are the financial backers. "I was like YES I really am a producer now!" Suuuure you are.

Aaaand back to the totally disjointed Kendra plot line. It's time for Kenny to buy a new car! First stop: Bentley. You'd think Ken would find purchasing a new luxury car fun, but she says "it's just a pain in the ass." Laaaame.

First she and Playmate Britney Binger look at a Lamborghini Spider, which, the salesman says "sells for four and a half." Three guesses as to what Kendra asks next. a) Wow, that seems ridiculously overpriced for a car I could fit in my cleavage. b) I think the current socioeconomic climate in the US makes it ethically impossible for me to purchase this automobile at the present time. c) Four and a half what?

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