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Back over to the mans in LA where Kendra convinces Hef to talk into the magic orb on the top of her laptop, known to those of us under 75 as a webcam. Apparently Kendra has some live fan chat thing, which I can only assume is 30 minutes of her staring at her image in the monitor and then 15 minutes of her flashing the tatas.

I love me some internets

So Heffy comes over and waves in the vague direction of the webcam and Kendra says that everyone watching must be SO surprised. Although, you are videoing from Mr. Hefner's home so, really, how surprised can they be? My fav nugget is when Kendra asks Hef what everyone in the chat is saying and he goes, "I can't hear them!" Maybe someone should get him a screen reader for the deaf.

One clever chatter then randomly expresses his dislike for the San Diego Chargers. Kendra gives him the reaction he was looking for. "Fuck you dude! No Charger haters allowed!" You tell 'em, Drizzler! Now flash your boobies to show him you mean business.

Over in Chicago, the Playmates decide to hit up a Hooters because, like so many before her, Holly used to work there. Bridget decides to scope out cute girls to talk to on her radio show, because, you know, cuteness travels through radio waves.

Now, tell me, why are you here at Hooters?

Bridg apparently vets her talk show guests like McCain vets VP candidates, because when she tries to convince this chick to try out to be the Anniversary Playmate, she learns that she already auditioned. (Note to Bridget: Of COURSE the cute girl with fake boobs hanging out in HOOTERS auditioned for Playboy!)

But the Bridgster handles herself like a pro and, after some hard hitting questions, we learn that this girl's mom was a Playmate back in '68. She tells Holly the mom's name and get's a vacant "Oh, neat!" in response. Cute that Bridg thinks that Hollz has all the past Playmates names memorized. And she had a shaky start, but I think our Bridget is really warming up to this whole radio thing. You can totes have a career even if you leave the mansion, Bridg! I know it's scary, but if Holly and Kendra can date creepy magicians and have shot-gun weddings, then so can you!

Back at the Playmate auditions, the girls are having trouble saying this like "Playboy's 55th Anniversary Playmate." Holly's bummed because she still hasn't found that regular-Playmate-times-55 girl.

After a long, hard day filled with nudity and chicken wings, Hollz calls her Puffin from her hotel bed. She tells him about the daughter of the '68 Playmate she found, but since statistically there must be thousands of Playmate daughters out there Hef's not too surprised. He tells Holly that he and the puppies miss her. Hm, I wonder if Holly got to take her dogs with her when she moved in with Criss.

The episode ends as the girls jet over to Dallas, where I assume the entire cast of that Dallas Cheerleader reality show will audition. I smell a crossover!

So, what do you guys think is the deal with those twins? Will Holly find them in Dallas? They don't seem like the NYC-dwelling type, but who knows. And what do you think about Hef giving Kendra away at her wedding? Seriously, do we need any more proof that she is lacking a father figure? Share your thoughts!

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