The most amusing part is when one of the Playboy judges tells one of the girls, "Welcome to Playboy" as she starts her audition. But of course this chick thinks that, having merely laid eyes on her for five seconds, this guy is so impressed that he's not even going to consider any other wannabe -- he's found his girl. "Really?!" she gasps. Awkwaaaard. "Uh, well, you're here, aren't you?" the poor judge stammers. Girl, you are definitely not getting a call back.
At the end of the day Holly, Bridget and gang meet up with this Brazilian playmate who lives in the city and they all have cosmos on a rooftop bar while pretending to be in Sex and the City. Well, you guys have the sex part down. Next, start working on the actually having a career so you can have something of substance to talk about part.
When the girls finally get home Hef is very happy to see Holly and Bridget. Holly shows Hef pics of the finalists she likes. She tells him about Texanadian Hope, who, judging by his pun, Hef likes. "She looks like she has more than a hope." Then Hollz shows him a pic of Crystal, that daughter of the '68 Playmate Bridget interviewed for her radio show.
OK, now put your analytical caps on.
Next, Hef says, "What a nice girlfriend - you bring me all those beautiful girls.
Then Holly shows him one of the entries that was submitted via the internets - including a photo of naked blonde twins straddling each other.
1) EW!!!
2) The sluts that are going to replace our dear Holly and dear-ish Kendra have officially been introduced into the show! Maybe some of you guy readers can explain the male fascination with twins, but to me it seems like a whole lot of incest and, when you're drunk, confusion.
I don't care if you have identical body parts. Keep your hands to yourself.
Where is the show going to go from here? I can only guess that these girls win the 55th Anniversary Playmate spot (or, I guess, spots) and will be invited to the mansion and Hef will pay them to live with him, I mean seduce them. Would you guys watch Girls Next Door if it was Holly- and Kendra-less? And what about poor Bridg?! She's the oldest one as it is, how will she relate to these possibly teenaged twins? Is anyone else's world collapsing out from under them???
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Comments (3)
Hollz, Bridg and the blond ARE the GND. The twins are freaks!
1 of 3 | Posted by Quean CeCe | Posted on November 21, 2008 7:22 PM
Yes-icky on the whole twins situation. Like...ew.
Also, keep an eye out, because when Holly is getting into the SUV to head to NY (when she does her little song), I think shes wearing a MindFreak hoodie...
2 of 3 | Posted by trister | Posted on November 21, 2008 7:50 PM
i don't understand the twin fetish either. to me it is just gross and there is no way around it you are watching either two brothers or two sisters making out with each other.
3 of 3 | Posted by reckless_saturn_11 | Posted on November 22, 2008 5:53 AM