Last week's epi was all about Kristin Chenoweth. Fox obviously makes their guest stars earn their checks. She's cute and blond and petite. Yay for her, give her a cookie. She was also annoying as shit and I couldn't listen to that squeaky helium balloon voice for too long.

Jane Lynch, Sue -cougar was only in one brief scene and ya'll know I'm only doing these recaps for her. Also the Glee kids did an AWFUL! rendition of Queen's "Somebody to Love". Okay, I know it's Queen and nobody could ever do them justice and this is why I beg people not to do any covers! Please! Just don't. They are my fave band. When I heard "Bohemian Rhapsody" for the first time I played that over and over first thing in the morning for 7 months before I went to escuela. "I Want It All" is my ringtone. Please respect!

So last week sucked but this week ROCKED!
YAY GLEE!

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We all saw the previews. Marc Jacobs performs Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and I know people were getting really excited for this but Joe Jonas already covered this shiz. That was cute but this is months later and I am not impressed. Instead of putting a ring on it, let's put a lid on it. Thanks.

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I am on a two day countdown before Aunt Flo comes to visit. You've been warned.

Would you like the good news or the bad news first Gasmii? Last epi "Showmance" was so raunchy and delicious so of course this one had to suck. That's right. This epi sucked. Balls. And not in the good life affirming way either.

It makes sense though. Balance of the universe. For every action there is an equal in force but opposite in direction; reaction. It's science yo. It was great that "Showmance" the first epi after the pilot rocked the cock and reaffirmed our faith in Glee, too bad they did not make it a holy Trinity.
My initial recap was going to be: "This epi sucked. Let's not waste our time any further m'kay. Catch ya next time hos!" But since the Red Sea is going to be flowing any day now and I had McDonalds!!! Which tasted like transfat btw (sorry but since I am subjected to this torture so shall you be) let's get bitchy with it! Hollllaaaaaaa!

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***Please welcome your newest recapper into the fold, SoiledUndies! You have been requesting Glee, so we are delivering with four recaps this week, starting at the beginning. Give her time to catch up, as she was assigned late in the game. Take it away with the pilot ep, Undies!

Victoria Beckham might have said it first but I live and own it. I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body and I love it! How appropriate that I would've been assigned one of the most colorful, shiniest, gayest shows possible! Yay!

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Mones Fun Fact: I love to sing...in the shower, while cleaning my apartment, in my cubicle at work when everyone leaves, on Monday nights at a certain San Francisco karaoke bar. I sing my little heart out.

Mones Sad Fact: I'm not good. I have my moments, but they are few and far between. It's the tragedy that is my life.

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